Curiosity sated
For those looking for a realistic experience without the need to wine and dine, the Ultra Realistic Cock and Ass may just be for you. An average size cock complete with veins and balls, a tight anus and large base all come together in one rather large package.Published: September 28, 2011
Pros:
Great detailing, Heavy base for hands free use.
Cons:
Cock could be firmer, Coloring fades, No texture in anal canal.
To be perfectly honest with y'all, the Ultra Realistic Cock and Ass (URCA) is not something I thought I would ever buy. I have had it on my wish list for some time though, I wanted it mainly to use as a prop for video's and workshops. For toys like cock rings and prostate massagers, I figured it would be a great aid to have. Although, once it was in front of me it was not long before I had to give it a try. I have always wondered what it would feel like to get a real penis in my ass, but I have no desire to actually have a guy do it. So what better way to find out than with the URCA? Fantasy fulfilled!
So, what do you get for the rather large chunk of change? Well, a rather large chunk of Supersoft molded to look like a cock, anus and part of the buttocks and legs. When I say large, I'm talking about SEVEN AND A HALF pounds of material! This comes in handy, it does not move even during heavy use, it will tire your arms if you try and hold it though. When you pick up the box from EF be prepared, it comes as a shock the first time you pick it up. Over all, the base measures 10" X 10" and is 4" thick at the thickest point. By far the biggest toy in my closet. And one of the smelliest, while it does not say it, I am sure that Sil-A-Gel is added to it or something similar. Even after having it for three weeks the smell is still there.
Let’s start with the cock, shall we? From tip to balls you get 6 1/2" of insertable cock with another 2" of balls. The cock is 5 1/2" in circumference at the base with the head measuring about 4 1/2" circumference. The head is painted pink and the shaft has raised veins painted blue. The balls have wrinkles and are in a "Sucked up" position. The detailing is rather nice, there is even little folds of skin under the Glans. It has an upward curve (Towards the body) and it also curves to the right. There is a firmer core inside the Supersoft to give it a "Hard" feel. Frankly, based on my real cock, the core should be a LOT firmer. I did not have too much problems inserting it though, so it does work.
Next up we head down past the balls and follow the Perineal Raphe to the anus. Here we find the same great detailing. The entrance is 1/4" wide, this opens up to 1/2" or so. The passage is 7" long and exits out the top/front of the base. Other than a nub (I think this is where the core of the cock was held during the molding process) there is no texture to it. Due to the material it is not overly tight and did little for me during use.
As you can imagine, the packaging is bigger than the toy. It is designed to hang from a hook and is of the clam shell variety. Inside you get a care/instruction booklet, a small bottle of Doc Johnson water based lube along with a squeeze bottle of powdered lubricant. I am going to say the powdered lubricant is for dusting the Supersoft. While I did not try it on the URCA, I did use some on a Fleshlight with good results. That is, it worked like cornstarch and kept it from being sticky.
For cleaning, use an anti-bacterial soap and warm water before and after use. Since the material is porous a condom should be use if sharing. Water based lube only with the URCA as other bases can cause damage.
For storage I recommend keeping the original packaging as it works about the best to keep is clean. This also allows you to toss it anywhere it will fit, without worrying about it contacting other materials. Keep in a cool, dark place.
So, what do you get for the rather large chunk of change? Well, a rather large chunk of Supersoft molded to look like a cock, anus and part of the buttocks and legs. When I say large, I'm talking about SEVEN AND A HALF pounds of material! This comes in handy, it does not move even during heavy use, it will tire your arms if you try and hold it though. When you pick up the box from EF be prepared, it comes as a shock the first time you pick it up. Over all, the base measures 10" X 10" and is 4" thick at the thickest point. By far the biggest toy in my closet. And one of the smelliest, while it does not say it, I am sure that Sil-A-Gel is added to it or something similar. Even after having it for three weeks the smell is still there.
Let’s start with the cock, shall we? From tip to balls you get 6 1/2" of insertable cock with another 2" of balls. The cock is 5 1/2" in circumference at the base with the head measuring about 4 1/2" circumference. The head is painted pink and the shaft has raised veins painted blue. The balls have wrinkles and are in a "Sucked up" position. The detailing is rather nice, there is even little folds of skin under the Glans. It has an upward curve (Towards the body) and it also curves to the right. There is a firmer core inside the Supersoft to give it a "Hard" feel. Frankly, based on my real cock, the core should be a LOT firmer. I did not have too much problems inserting it though, so it does work.
Next up we head down past the balls and follow the Perineal Raphe to the anus. Here we find the same great detailing. The entrance is 1/4" wide, this opens up to 1/2" or so. The passage is 7" long and exits out the top/front of the base. Other than a nub (I think this is where the core of the cock was held during the molding process) there is no texture to it. Due to the material it is not overly tight and did little for me during use.
As you can imagine, the packaging is bigger than the toy. It is designed to hang from a hook and is of the clam shell variety. Inside you get a care/instruction booklet, a small bottle of Doc Johnson water based lube along with a squeeze bottle of powdered lubricant. I am going to say the powdered lubricant is for dusting the Supersoft. While I did not try it on the URCA, I did use some on a Fleshlight with good results. That is, it worked like cornstarch and kept it from being sticky.
For cleaning, use an anti-bacterial soap and warm water before and after use. Since the material is porous a condom should be use if sharing. Water based lube only with the URCA as other bases can cause damage.
For storage I recommend keeping the original packaging as it works about the best to keep is clean. This also allows you to toss it anywhere it will fit, without worrying about it contacting other materials. Keep in a cool, dark place.
Experience
I was hoping the wife would give it a ride so I could give y'all a woman's view point on it but, sadly, she would not. Seems that a portion of a man’s body is a little freaky for her.
I found the cock to be a good size and the texture was noticeable even through a condom. It does take two hands to get it started but after that it is hands free; just don't let it come out to far. The best way to use it is to ride it in the cowboy/girl position. It also worked OK in a spooning position where I was on my back with it under my butt. While it was stimulating to my anus, it did nothing for the prostate. This leads me to think it may not good for G-spot stimulation either, I could be wrong though.
A smooth texture does nothing for me, so the anus will not get much use from me. Just a plug or P-spot massager every now and then.
In conclusion, I have my prop for picture, video's and work shops. If the cock was a bit firmer or the anus had some texture, it would get more use (And a five star rating). I will suggest it to the wife every now and then to see if she bites; it would be great for some threesome type play.
I found the cock to be a good size and the texture was noticeable even through a condom. It does take two hands to get it started but after that it is hands free; just don't let it come out to far. The best way to use it is to ride it in the cowboy/girl position. It also worked OK in a spooning position where I was on my back with it under my butt. While it was stimulating to my anus, it did nothing for the prostate. This leads me to think it may not good for G-spot stimulation either, I could be wrong though.
A smooth texture does nothing for me, so the anus will not get much use from me. Just a plug or P-spot massager every now and then.
In conclusion, I have my prop for picture, video's and work shops. If the cock was a bit firmer or the anus had some texture, it would get more use (And a five star rating). I will suggest it to the wife every now and then to see if she bites; it would be great for some threesome type play.
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Limp penis
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I watched the video and saw that the penis was pretty limp, is there a shaft attatchment to make the penis harder?
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What's in the package?
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I was lucky enough to score the Ultra realistic cock with ass when it went on clearance recently. I received it a few days ago though I haven't tried it out yet. But I do have a question for anyone else who has gotten this at some point... What exactly is supposed to come in the package with this?
There are two spots molded for a bottle of lube and the powder, and several reviews state that these items were with their toy. But my plastic package wasn't sealed completely and came with neither item. I did submit a support ticket about the "missing items", but it's not like I'm going to return the toy because of missing lube and powder nor am I sure what will/can be done about it (this is the first time I've done a support ticket so I'm unsure of the full process).
So, my question to those who've had this or perhaps gotten it recently due to the clearance... did you receive lube and/or powder in the package?
Thanks in advance! :)
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Is this compatible with silicone toys/lube?
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I'm a girl and I've discovered that I'm pretty highly interested in getting one of these to peg, which means that toys of varying materials would be used on it.
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Quote: I'm a girl and I've discovered that I'm pretty highly interested in getting one of these to peg, which means that toys of varying materials would be used on it.Before you purchase this, you need to check out all of the reviews. I watched the video review and it appears that the cock isn't that great. It also has a very low safety rating of 1 which means that it will hold on to germs like none other. It would require a water-based toy cleaner.
I was wondering, what materials are/aren't okay to use with this? Do you guys have any suggestions for a better product that's got both a cock and a fuckable ass?
I'm fairly certain that other toys wouldn't be a good idea to use with this, but I'm not 100% sure. Hopefully another eden member can help you out with what materials should NOT be used together. -
While I don't think that silicone lube will damage the toy, silicone toys themselves my damage the material through application of friction.
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Welcome pinkcupcakes.
Oh. Wow. I've always wanted to know how one of these would work, but I wasn't ever in any position to try it. Thanks so much for reviewing and sating my curiosity!
So happy I could help Neurogasm.
I not so secretly want this toy. It is giant!
It sure is SGCris, biggest toy I own.
I want one!!... I think, LOL. I think I may want it just so I can say I have one... I'm not sure. The price tag definitely keeps this impulse buy in check though! Thanks for the review, Tim!
I've had this on my wishlist forever lol. I love this review!
Your welcome JessCee, just get it. If nothing else it can be fun to set on the coffee table when friends come over.
~LaUr3n~, same here. I knew I needed it when I first seem it, such a good prop and all.
I kind of agree with your wife - something about the addition of part of the legs and back makes the toy a little freaky-looking. That and the additional flesh melding the poor chap's legs together.
Nire, maybe if there was more to it, something like the Fuck Me Silly #2 might be a little better.
Thanks for the review. It is an intriguing toy, but I agree with your wife -- it's a little creepy looking.
Yes I know what you I saw that to and want to try it , how is it, is it good, comfortable
Ivy, It sure is a hit or miss type toy, eh? I was just messing with it yesterday, working on my work shop, and I kept thinking if it only had more to it it wuld not be so bad.
sunshinegirl, you sorta lost me there, what are you referring too?
How did I miss this review by you?! I was looking at the toy and thought, this review looks useful... As I was reading it felt like your voice, I was like WHO WROTE THIS?! Eventually I will be able to afford this for the "threesome" experience we've been wanting! Thanks for another great review
lol ya it's me.
I hope you have a good time with it.
This is going on my wish list right now!
I love making wishlist's grow.
Great review~ I can honestly say that this increeced my wanting of this specific toy.
Glad to hear it, KiraKiraKokoro. Always happy to help.