Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg dildo by Fleshlight - review by The Kitty

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Cyborg dildo: definitely form over function

While this is a fun and unusual piece, it is one for the shelf not the bedroom as it just doesn't feel right no matter how it is used.
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Pros:
Fantasy piece, fun to look at and threaten with.
Cons:
Just not pleasurable, at any angle.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
The Cyborg Dildo from the Fleshlight Freaks collection is a unique piece. It comes in very non-discreet, non-reusable packaging that shows the entire Freaks collection. When I opened it there was no noticeable odor, which is always a plus. The dildo is made of a nice feeling silicone, not sticky. It seems larger than the 1 3/4 diameter it is listed as. I ordered this because the texture looked like it would be an interesting feel; this dildo is extremely textured, on all sides. The silicone is solid. There is not much give to this toy. It is marketed as harness compatible; the 'balls' will keep it in a harness, but not comfortably. The base is easy to grip and use as a hand-held dildo so that was how we played with it. All my toys go through a sanitizing session in my dishwasher before I play with them, and the Cyborg held up to cleaning just fine. After use, you will need a scrubber of some kind to clean it as all that texture holds in every little bit of lube and dirt. A large size condom fit over it, and a female condom definitely fit but if you only keep standard condoms to cover your toys, this will break them.

Down to business, I used this extra large toy on myself vaginally, then called in my girlfriend for some help. The dildo has a pointed end, which I found at best distracting and occasionally painful. My girl likes things a bit rougher than I do so we tried it on her vaginally next, and she didn't care for it either. The interesting part was that the pointed tip didn't bother her, the ridges on the sides did. I enjoyed the textured sides but couldn't get over the pointed tip. Sadly neither of us were able to get off using this toy despite our best efforts. Next up we tried it on the boy anally. Now I should point out this is NOT a toy for inexperienced anal players, it is very large and should only be used anally by experienced asses. The boy enjoyed the texture but he also found the pointed tip painful, no matter which direction we angled it in. I should mention my girl does not like G-spot stimulation and I do so that may play into the tip being more or less of a problem.

It was sad that this was not going to be the fun toy I'd hoped for. I cleaned it off and put it in a ziplock bag for storage. It doesn't really pick up lint but it took serious scrubbing to clean out all the little ridges aso I was not going to leave it loose in the toy bag and take any chances. It has held up in my toy bag, which lives in my car's trunk in all weather. No deterioration or change in stickiness. I really enjoy the dildo visually and keep it in the toy bag for intimidation but it rarely sees any actual play. I am still glad I got it because I really do think it is a cool piece but this is for show, not for actual fucking.

One last issue I would like to mention: it is listed as body-safe silicone, a 10 out of 10 for safety, and yet the packaging reads "novelty, for external use only." I don't know if perhaps this is just a disclaimer printed on all Fleshlight products but I found it unnerving that a dildo, clearly meant or insertion would be labeled for external use only. I have had no issues with the silicone and it feels and holds up as well as any other brand I own, which is a lot, but the warning did give me pause.
Experience
Three for three, My girlfriend, My submissive boy and myself all got on the Cyborg ride but all were left feeling this was just not a pleasure inducing toy. Discomfort however has its place and for that it works well.
Follow-up commentary
Still such a disappointment. This is so cool-looking, but just too big and pointy to be a fun toy; it remains a display piece in my collection. I have loaned it to a few curious friends, and they have all found it lacking. It would seem this cyborg cock needs a cyborg orifice to be enjoyed. Makes me think the rest of the series would be just as useless.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • joiedejouets
    joiedejouets  
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Chastity Darling
    Chastity Darling  
    Thank you for your review!
  • Kitka
    Kitka  
    Thanks for sharing your review with us!
  • llellsee
    llellsee  
    Thanks for the review, sorry this didn't work out well for you.
  • Rossie
    Rossie  
    Thank you for the honest and useful review.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review! I've never understood why they made the tip so pointy!
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    This sounds horrible! Thanks for sharing.
  • KrissyNovacaine
    KrissyNovacaine  
    Thanks for the review!
  • TJtheMadHatter
    TJtheMadHatter  
    Thanks for the review!
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    Lavendar  
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