Dear Mr. Limpy

In my experience Mr. Limpy is a good starter packer. The price is great and can be made into a "stand to pee" which takes on a new way it is intended. However like every product it does have its flaws. The balls makes it too bulky, the texture is sticky and when used everyday the color is completely off and you can not use it for penetration.
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Pros:
good price, easy to make into an stp
Cons:
sticky, color, not realistic, bulgy
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
Mr. Limpy is a product made to help gender queer and transgendered males to make passing easy, simple and cheap.

From a distance, this product looks realistic, however; up close you can tell that it is not. The price is great for those transitioning on a budget. Being a small packer, when laid down it seems kind of bulky. The intended use of Mr. Limpy has its ups and downs. It gives you a large bulge in the bedroom and out in public. However with the balls being so large, and the shaft being so small it looks like a hard on. It is very good to convert into a stand to pee device which normally can be pricey.

From first sight, just a quick glance, it looks pretty passable however through further inspection the colors are ridiculous. The pink is too pink and the tan looks grey. So there is no passing there. As for touch, after a while it starts to become very tacky and corn starch is needed. After washing with warm water and left to dry you will need to apply a small amount of corn starch to keep it from getting sticky. It doesn't have a smell to it at first but when wearing it against skin it will start to smell like you.

Mr. Limpy is made out of superskin which seems kind of life-like under clothes. It is completely latex free which is great for those who are sensitive to latex. Cleaning is easy with the material. Just warm water and air dry and cleaning is done. One thing to watch out for is it is a lint collector. So if you are wanting to flash it make sure you look before you release. The lint is a bit of a turn off.

This product is not used for penetration. The material and the texture does not make sex easy. So you do need to use it for partner use because it is impossible. The length of the shaft makes it impossible to insert.
Follow-up commentary
I have been fortunate to find a different product that is not as bulky. It is still a great starter, however, for the long run does not do that job. Sorry, Mr. Limpy, I fire you.
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My Mr. Limpy extra small tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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    hawaiian chick  
    Great review! Keep up the good work!
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    Thank u
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