The first thing I noticed when I received the
Dick Rambone cock, referred to as Dick from now on, was that it came in an unusually large and long box. As a bisexual male that loves anal, I had always wanted to try a huge dildo, but this might have been overdoing it. When I opened the box and peered inside I saw the longest and largest dildo I have ever seen. The dildo has something like 15 inches of insertable length and is over 2 inches wide.
When I pulled Dick out, i immediately felt how heavy it was and how firm the dildo was. However, even though it is very firm, the sheer length of this thing makes it droop forwards a bit. Yet, since the length of this dildo is so extreme, it doesn't really matter. How much of this behemoth do you actually plan on getting inside of you?
That being said, I immediately felt the need to start this guy up, and this is where I had my first problem. Lubing Dick up is a chore. Being a rubber dildo, my water based lube just didn't want to stay put, which was fine, because I have a huge collection of lubes. However, if your only lube was water based, trying this guy out might be a little tough. After I managed to lube this guy up with a gel style lube, I started working Dick in, and let me tell you, this toy does not disappoint.
This dildo gives me the most filling sensation ever. I thought the
Vinyl Vengeance was great, but Dick has the girth and the length to please. The best part is the fact that the dildo is so ridiculously long, and the suction cup so strong, you can use this toy anywhere. Not to mention the fact that the veins are meant to please, and oh do they please.
I tried this dildo in the shower, on the shower wall, on the shower floor, on the toilet seat, and with my hands. I must say, the shear length and weight of this dildo makes it awkward to use, and as a result, hands free is the best way to go for this toy. Furthermore, Dick is not to be trifled with. It took me a good half hour to get myself ready to use him, and another half hour to really get going with it.
All in all, the Dick Rambone cock is, for a rubber dildo, really enjoyable. Clean up is slightly difficult, as is lube, however, the superior length, and firmness of the dildo gives you something to do on those lonely Friday nights. Keep in mind however, that the shear girth and length of this think make it a once a week type of dildo. This toy will definitely leave you sore the next day. Keep in mind that I mean that in a good way.
