Do I Make You Randy, Baby?
Randy is the mother of all dildos. He's girthy, to say the least. But if you're looking for a very filling toy that is made from a high-quality, insanely realistic material, then Randy is the toy for you. I highly suggest warming up and lots of lube before attempting him, but once he's in, there's nothing like him.Published: February 9, 2010
Pros:
Vixskin material, harness compatible, very filling
Cons:
Only comes in realistic colors, may be too large for some.
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Reviewed by
Britni TheVadgeWig
(Eden Advanced reviewer) Perpetually overdressed and radically unique.
wrote 32 reviews
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Green Vixskin Randy?
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So I see the green Vixskin Randy is out of stock.... Was it a limited time only thing? Was it made for some sort of event? Does anyone know where I can find a place selling the green one? Or does anyone have the green one? If someone has the green one who's willing to part with it (if you don't like it or whatever) I'd be willing to purchase it from you. It's silicone so it's easily sterilizable and all, so I have no worries about that. :) (I have bought and sold silicone toys before, sterilizing before and after of course. I wouldn't trust any materials that cannot be sterilized.)
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Too bad its out of stock. My first thought of a green dildo was ehh... buts it really a neat color. Clearly I am going to have to start being more open-minded!
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Its been discontinued. Who knows why. That was a great color.
It should be removed as an option. Why show us something we can never have?
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Randy for Randy
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Here's the deal: I just bought Randy and I definitely need some tips on how to use it (him?). I'm no stranger to larger toys but this one is giving me problems. I can get it in, but I can't make the hurt from my vagina stretching go away. Does anyone have any tips to share? This toy is so soft and amazing that I know that I'll love it once I figure this whole thing out.
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Quote: Here's the deal: I just bought Randy and I definitely need some tips on how to use it (him?). I'm no stranger to larger toys but this one is giving me problems. I can get it in, but I can't make the hurt from my vagina stretching go away. Does anyone have any tips to share? This toy is so soft and amazing that I know that I'll love it once I figure this whole thing out.I wish i could help, but I have a narrow vagina as well as I don't even go near larger toys like the Randy. I guess I'm chicken! I know their are plenty of contributors here who do have experience though. It looks so delicious...I wish my vagina had a little more fight in her!
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I made the same mistake in purchasing this. Sometimes I can get it in, but it just hurts too much to move it. I don't know why I thought Randy could work for me. I must have just read a compelling review.
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I love the humor you added to your review, it made reading something on a monster that HUGE even better. I love the title, as well. And I admire you for even attempting to use Randy. Because I wouldn't go anywhere near it, lol.
Great job
Everyone has been in love with this dildo. It just scares me.
Great review.
Great review!
Great review! Fun to read.
Good review!
Awesome review - too bad they discontinued the green one
AWESOME REVIEW, duh. The monster; it has overtaken you.
yay for big, fat dildos!
Great review, thanks!
Awesome review ! Im Orderin Randy
thanks for the review!
Great review, and it does suck that they d/c'd the green one. ):
Thank you for the review!