Ultra realistic cock with ass - realistic dildo discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Apirka

Are you looking to fulfill a threesome fantasy without having to actually involve a third person? Do you want to try pegging but your partner isn't into it? Are you a guy interested in trying sex with another man but don't want to actually involve that other man? Or do you just want a dildo that feels a little more... real?

If any of those are the case, then the Ultra Realistic Cock with Ass is exactly what you're looking for. With it's lifelike dimensions and feel, soft base and accommodating anus, this toy has something for everyone.

The Ultra Realistic Cock with Ass (or URCA as I'll call it from now on) is made from supersoft UR3, which is a variation of soft thermoplastic elastomer (a mixture of PVC and silicone). UR3 is made to mimic human skin, so it's very soft and flexible but extremely porous (thus it rates only a 1 on Eden's material safety scale). A condom should be used with this product as well as only water based lube.

The toy looks and feels VERY real (albeit a bit colder than real skin). The entire thing is smooth and soft and really flexible. The penis on the URCA had a somewhat bright pink colored head and obvious blue coloring on the "veins". The color stayed after I washed it the first time upon receiving it, but after washing the toy after the first use, the blue washed off completely and the pink lightened quite a bit.

As for texture, there's some goosebumps on the "skin" which I can't personally feel while touching it. There's also wrinkle type texture on the balls and veins on the penis shaft which can be felt with the hand, but I couldn't detect them during use. I did not feel any texture with my fingers inside the anal cavity. The balls are also quite firm to the touch, the shaft feels somewhat firm but there's some give and stretch when you squeeze the penis in your hand.

Upon opening the clam shell packaging, there is most definitely a smell to the URCA. I don't know how it compares to other UR3 products since this is my first toy in this material. It's not extremely offensive, but it is a bit strong at first. According to Amanda(Secret)'s awesome review and video, the scent doesn't really wash off either, which I agree with as well though I haven't had my URCA as long as she has. As I said, the smell is not really offending, I would consider it a kind of sickly sweet smell. What did annoy me about the scent is that it stayed on my skin after playing with the URCA, even just on my hands from touching it.

I wouldn't say that the URCA has a taste, per se. It left a weird, slightly creamy texture/taste in my mouth, but nothing that is gag-inducing or that won't go away after a minute or two or after drinking something.

The design/shape of the URCA is, well... basically put a man on his back with his rear in the air. There you go. That's the best way to describe it and the pictures on the product page (and the actual size feature) really do this toy justice.

I wouldn't say that this toy is exactly suitable for travel simply because of its size and weight. The specs for the dildo portion of the URCA are:

Length: 8"
Insertable length: 6 1/2"
Circumference: 5"
Diameter: 1 1/2"
Weight for the entire toy: 7 1/2 lbs

Measuring the width at the bottom of the base, I get 7 1/2", which widens to almost 9 1/2" at almost the top (the very top curves in a bit to about 5 1/2" wide). The length of the base is almost 10" and the depth measures about 4 1/4" at the top and tapers down to 1" to 2" at the bottom below the ass cheeks.

The clam shell packaging measures 12 1/2" wide, about 16 3/4" long, and 5 1/4" at its deepest spot right over the largest past of the toy (the rest of the clam shell is flat and thin when not over the toy).

There's not much to say about the URCA's performance. It does not vibrate, there are no suction cups and you can't use this in a harness. There's absolutely no mechanics to it at all. It's a very soft, realistic looking and feeling dildo with a large booty/leg shaped base.

Cleaning the URCA is easy in theory, but a bitch in reality simply because of its size and weight. You'll definitely want to clean this before and after each use AND use a condom because UR3 is very porous. Clean with a simple soap and water routine or toy cleaner and let dry thoroughly before storing. You can pat the URCA down with a clean towel to aid in the drying, but do not use paper towels because they will leave lint behind (this toy is a bit of a lint/hair magnet).

If your URCA came with a bottle of "renewing powder", dust the entire toy with it before storing to prevent the material from becoming sticky and melting and to keep it soft and supple. Cornstarch can be used as well, but do NOT use talc because of its links to cervical cancer. Wrap the entire toy in something like saran wrap or just put it back in its clam shell for storage. You'll want to keep it away from other toys and materials because it will absorb dye. It should also be kept in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight because prolonged exposure will cause discoloration.

As I said elsewhere in my review, only use water-based lubes with this toy. Contact with silicone-based lubricants, oil or petroleum based products will cause damage to the surface.

The packaging for the URCA is not discreet at all. It is a large, clear clam shell where you can easily see the product and "Cock & Anus" in capital letters adorns the top. Inside, there's a sheet of plastic feeling paper surrounding the toy. There's also an area molded to hold small bottles of lube and powder, but my URCA was missing these items. Underneath the toy is a shelf-like piece of plastic; underneath this is a small booklet from Doc Johnson telling you how to care for their UR3 dildos (though not the actual Cock with Ass toy). The booklet does however warn that you should NOT warm their UR3 toys in microwave or conventional ovens.

Along with the booklet, there's another plasticy feeling piece of paper with the toys name, Doc Johnson's website, the usual novelty toy warning and some other information about the URCA, which is:
"Sil-a-gel Formula - Anti-bacterial, Non-Toxic Formula, Latex-Free, Cadmium-Free"
"UR3 - Ultra Realistic 3.0 The Ultimate Skin"
"TPE"
"Fully Erect Stiffened Cock, Heavy Base For a Wild Ride"
and
"The UR3 COCK AND ANUS from Doc Johnson is an ingenious combination of science and craftsmanship. The amazing detail and accuracy make it look like the real thing! This unique UR3 material feels so much like real skin you can hardly tell the difference!"

The first time I saw the URCA while searching Eden, I was instantly amazed! I had seriously never seen a toy like this and even though I lusted after this toy for some time, I held off on adding it to my wish list because I doubted I would ever be able to afford it. It seemed like fate though when it was placed on clearance for 70% off the day after I finally did add it to my wish list. I was planning on making different purchases, but immediately added this to my cart. And just in time for it sold out within the hour of my checkout!

When I finally received my very large box, I noticed the bottles of lube and powder that others had mentioned that were in their packages were missing. I did submit a Support Ticket and was offered a new product in exchange, but it wouldn't be in stock for at least two weeks, so I decided I could do without the little "extras".

When I finally had the whole house to myself, I pulled my new "man" out and gave him a thorough bath in the kitchen sink. After drying him off, I placed him on top of a stack of folded pillows covered by a towel. I researched online to make sure my chosen lubricated condom used water based lube and tested it on a small portion of the toy to make sure there was no damage before I slipped it on "his" shaft.

Honestly, up until now was the easy part! Climbing up on the toy and trying to insert it was very problematic! Granted, I should have used some lube other than what the condom provided, but I usually don't have to so I went without. The UR3 penis bent this way and that and did not want to behave. I did finally get it in and vowed I'd use a bit of extra lube next time.

To the hand and internally, this baby feels so much like the real thing (albeit colder)! I was really amazed at how life-like it was. But "Fully Erect", as the package states, it is not. I would say that it's almost there, but not quite. If you've ever tried to insert a not fully erect penis, then you know how hard this is to get in. So I didn't even attempt this anally because I knew I wouldn't succeed.

I didn't orgasm while riding this because there's nothing to rub my clit against. If you need that aspect as well, I would recommend using a bullet or other clit vibe just like you would while having sex with a real man.

After I was done playing, I gave "him" another bath, brushed on some cornstarch and put the URCA to bed in its packaging. For the rest of the day, I could detect the scent of the the sickly sweet UR3 material smell on my skin. It wasn't entirely offending, just a bit annoying.

I give the URCA three stars for its novelty and uniqueness. I must detract some points for its low material safety rating, its smell and the fact that it is in no way "Fully Erect". Now if this baby was made firmer, I could definitely overlook the 1 safety rating and smell, hell yeah! But as it is, I'm glad I was able to get it on clearance for 70% off because I would never have paid full price for this.