Crystal jellies double dong - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Alexandrea

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Double Trouble

This twelve inch double dong is most perfectly suited for a novelty gift. For the price it does make a very nice dildo, but I was unable to find an enjoyable use for the double-ended feature.
Very nice weight and girth, light veining for texture, battery free operation
Not long enough for easy use with partner, strong odor and very unpleasant taste
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Crystal Jellies Double Dong is a fun gag gift or novelty item. As a sex toy I found it more appropriate for single action use. Sadly, this makes the double idea only redundant. Realistically veined, this is an attractive toy that simply was not all that useful.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

Please note that this is a made of jelly ([]). Jelly toys are made from a very porous material and cautions must be taken to maintain safety. These should not be shared or used anally and vaginally without a condom. Mild soap and water or a purpose made toy cleaner should be used. Silicone or water based lubricants are appropriate.

I loved the firmness of this dong. The smoothness with light veining was pleasurable to hold and touch. Unfortunately I found the strong smell to be less of a turn on and the taste was unpleasant enough that I will not be using it for oral gender play.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

At 1 5/8" diameter, I really enjoyed the girth of this toy. The head is slightly shaped though the diameter is no larger than the rest of the toy. For single person use the shape and design are quite pleasurable. I did not find it useful for sharing. 12" simply wasn't long enough, which is not a phrase I ever imagined I would use!
    • Realistic


Once wet from natural or added lubrication, the dong is quite slippery and though the flexibility would be perfect for sharing with a partner, it just lacked the additional length that would have allowed fluidity in movement and more aggressive thrusting. Quite plainly, twelve inches is only six inches per person with no wiggle room whatsoever. I found it best for use on only one person at a time. As a dildo it fills the job requirements very nicely, but then there is no real reason for it to be a double. Again, I would have loved to have the available end in my mouth but the taste was too unpleasant.
    • Comfortable
    • Not enough variety
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

This toy should not be shared or used vaginally and anally without a condom. It was not difficult to clean with no real gaps or texturing that required scrubbing. This toy is not dishwasher safe. Since it is a jelly item, it should be stored in a cool, dark place where it will not come in contact with other toys. Again, silicone or water based lubricants are suitable. It can get quite linty, so keep that in mind when drying and storing.
    • Low maintenance


Packaging is great for a novelty gift as it clearly shows off the realistic (albeit double) shape and veining.
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
No matter how much I want to like this double dong, I just can't. It's not quite long enough to be useful.
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  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!!
  • liilii080
    I always wonder if clear products will eventually yellow so I shy away from them. Thanks for the review!
  • Alexandrea
    Interesting point, liilii, I'll keep an eye on that and let you know in my follow up review.
  • KnK
    Thanks for the review. Sorry it didn't work out for the double-ended bit. :/ That's unfortunate
  • Alexandrea
    It was unfortunate as it is a very nice dildo other than the taste issue. Just a few more inches would make a huge difference.
  • Diabolical Kitty
    nice review
  • Alexandrea
    liilii, I haven't seen any yellowing but as I didn't enjoy it I haven't used this toy extensively or cleaned it repeatedly either. Wish I could be of more help.
  • cocomo
  • PussyPlayground
    Thank you for this post. I just bought it and I like it so far, but I was unaware of certain things. Now I can make a conscience effort on the cleanliness and storage of my toy to prolong the use of it.
  • freda
    Great review
  • HannahPanda
    Great review!
  • Tbanda
    Appreciate great review!
  • jessi2
    I am sorry that it did not work for you! I am looking for a replacement for our older one, this won't be it!
  • Xarien
    Thanks for the review!~
  • TJtheMadHatter
    Thanks for your review!
  • Alexandrea
    Thank you!
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