Hustler Joltin' Johnson - realistic vibrator by Topco Sales - review by funcouple

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Explosive... for beginners.

This item is definitely worth it, as long as you can get over the intense smell of plastic. It is pretty much a neutral buy; you won't be overly impressed, but you wont be disappointed either. If you are a beginner with vibration but not with large penis sizes, then this toy is definitely worth a try.
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Vibrator controller
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
My boyfriend and I are avid vibrator users, so naturally when we came across this not-so-little gem, we were eager to try it out, despite the iffy reviews. When my boyfriend used it, he said it practically sent shivers up his spine, and when I tried it, I couldn't have agreed more.

When we first opened the Joltin' Johnson, we thought we would be prepared for the smell, since we read the reviews beforehand, but we were still wrong. The package opened and the smell of plastic was overwhelming. We decided to push through the smell and try the toy anyway, especially my boyfriend. It looked very realistic, and felt so as well, both to the touch and as it entered myself, and later my boyfriend. However, because of the massive size of the Johnson, make sure you use a generous amount of lubricant, even if you are an expert anal enthusiast.

The vibrator controller is quite cheap feeling, and looks like something you would find at your local all-for-a-dollar store, and as a result, we were worried whether the toy would even work. Thankfully it did, but the vibration pattern did not get as intense as some of the toys that we had previously used.

The Joltin' Johnson is made out of Pleasure Soft Jel-lee, which means it can NOT be sterilized, so do not share this toy without a condom. Using a condom should always be the practice when you share toys, and will help keep the toy cleaner.

This toy is perfect for beginners, and still decent for more advanced users. The vibration is just intense enough for when you aren't feeling up for some of the more powerful vibrators on the market, and will still make your prostate feel like it has never felt... and that is a good thing.
Follow-up commentary
I still really like this dildo. I do not usually use the vibration settings on it (unless its inside my boyfriend and I wanna scare him with it, hehe) but the larger size of this dildo makes one hell of a ride. It should be noted I've owned this dildo for a long time now and it still has the same plastic smell that it came with.
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My Hustler Joltin' Johnson tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Good for anal
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  • Zombirella
    Welcome to EF, thanks for the review.
  • TdotY
  • Falsepast
    "explosive" "for beginners"
  • TakeHimAway
  • hithere;)
  • funcouple
    You are all welcome
  • freshbananas
    great review, thank you for sharing
  • funcouple
    Thank you for enjoying and reading
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