Blue spiral G - dildo by SSA Glass - review by pollux

I got this toy for dual purposes- I was hoping to use it on my girlfriend's pussy, but mostly (and selfishly with hungry eyes), I wanted to put this spiraled baby up my ass.

First I'll say that I'm a straight male with bi-curious thoughts that will only ever be realized within the context of my girlfriend doing me with a strap on. I've used an Aneros Helix, Naughty Boy, and various other toys. It's safe to say that I have some anal experience, but it's still at a minimal level and anal play is not a part of my regular routine. I was hoping to change that by getting a firm toy that would be filling, easy to clean and low cost. Glass seemed like a good material and given the glowing reviews for this toy, I decided to take the plunge and by it (him?).

The Blue Spiral G comes shipped in its own soft cloth pouch, which gives one a feeling of opulence upon opening the box. Sliding the dildo out of this pouch, I immediately noticed its heft and how unyielding glass is relative to all the silicone toys I've ever played with.

The Blue Spiral G seemed like the perfect size for its intended use. It was bigger than the small silicone dildo I usually use, but not as big as my girlfriend's imposing dildo (the Hottie, which she can use deftly). For a few seconds, I imagined my ass parting to allow the Spiral G in, my muscles tightly wrapped around the bulbous head, with pleasure-filled ripples of hurt-so-good-give-me-more type throbbing. As I applied pressure, the head moved in, my ass now gripping the Spiral G's shaft. I tried to imagine how moving the toy back and forth would feel, the spiral ridge sending pulsations as different parts stretched and then relaxed slightly.

I felt impatient, but made myself wait. I brought this fantasy to life by starting with a lot of water based lube and another new addition, the Naughty Boy. After a few minutes, I scaled up and moved onto my silicone dildo, and when I felt I was ready, I lubed up my Spiral G.

I pushed slowly; the external pressure was heavenly. I pushed more. Ouch! A sharp pain. I tried relaxing, pushing again, relaxing, pushing again with a twisting motion, relaxing- nothing worked.

At this point, the Spiral G is just too big for me to accommodate. I've tried a few more times with mostly the same results. I'm able to get a little more in each time, but have yet to go "all the way". I eagerly await the day when my Spiral G fantasy will come true.

I'm still giving this toy five stars because it is a quality made item and really is a work of art. I think part of my fascination and attraction to the toy was simply a visual level; what my eyes saw quickly turned into an amazing fantasy in my brain that I had to fulfill. At this point though, (and a slight variation on the old saying) . . . my eyes are too big for my anus.