Fun For AllThe large Mr. Limpy makes a great gag gift or prop for a prank on your friends. It feels absolutely real, and looks very real (except it only comes in pink and not a natural skin color, which makes it slightly less believable if you actually look at it for more than a couple seconds).
Great gag gift
Pink (should be a human skin tone instead)
As I am a cis male, I have no need for a packer, but I do like to joke around a lot, so when I saw this toy I couldn't resist. Made from the most realistic material I have ever handled (Fleshlight's very own Superskin), it resembles a large, flaccid cock nearly exactly, down to the soft, squishy balls. Since I did not use this as a toy, I don't have experience with lubes or how well it will hold up, but I do know that it would be very hard to insert due to its lack of a supportive structure. However this makes for a great gag gift or prop for a practical joke. For example, I placed this in a pair of tighter jeans that I was wear and unzipped the fly to let it all hang out; then I walked out into my living room to say hi to my buddies that were sitting like zombies in front of the television. When they turned around to look at me, they all jumped back in utter surprise because of the 8" cock hanging out of my zipper. Definitely a great toy for a good laugh.
This has to be the most realistic toy that I have ever encountered. It legitimately feels like I am grabbing my own penis (except less fun). The material does not smell unless you put your nose right up against the toy. It also has a life-like texture to it, due to the veins running along all sides. The testicles have a life-like pattern to them as well. The material itself is very soft and squishy, almost plush. The color is a very pale pink, though I wish I could buy it in an actual skin tone because that would make it that much more life-like - really, who has a pink penis?
The thing I like the most about the design of this toy is that it looks pretty much identical to a real penis, aside from the color, and that makes it that much better of a prop for a joke or as a gag gift. This toy works extremely well for what I bought it for and I would challenge anyone to find a better substitute, as far as texture and overall look are concerned. As far as the size of this toy is concerned, I found it to be a little bit larger than expected; however, that may have made joking with it even funnier as it is unrealistically large - but had I been going for sheer realism I probably would have purchased the small or medium size. Obviously, as this toy looks like a penis, it is probably not the best idea for travel unless you want to play a joke on TSA or something. Otherwise I would probably leave it at home to avoid a potentially awkward situation.
What I like most about this toy is that it looks nearly identical to a real penis, and of course feels almost genuine as well, and because of this, it makes a perfect gag gift or prop. As far as I have found, it is also harness-compatible, so it can be used for roleplaying as well any sort of personal use. Overall this toy performs exactly as I had hoped.
The material this toy is made out of is easy to care for if you are not using it for sexual purposes. It does not collect too much dust, nor does anything seem to stick to it. So as long as you are using it as a prop, cleaning it with water and maybe mild soap (depending on whether it is up against your skin rather than between layers of clothing) should be adequate. The other bit that I have found about maintaining this is to ensure it does not come into contact with other toys, because it will melt other toys, though it is fairly resilient to being melted by other toys (more than any material I've ever come into contact with).
Follow-up commentary 3 months after original review
After numerous practical jokes with this thing I can still say that I love it, putting it in your pants and walking out of the bathroom to greet your friends still gets them every time. Just the sight of a huge, limp, fake schlong is enough to make me chuckle when I see it on top of my "sexbox". I LOVE IT.
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