Gia Darling futurotic dong - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by haley730

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Gia Darling, you feel amazing!

The Gia Darling is perfect for anyone who needs a realistic dildo in their life. If your significant other is away and you're feeling a little horny, than this is perfect for you. Even though the suction cup does not have a lot of suction, the Gia Darling is a wonderful dildo to have around.
~Realistic feel~
~Strong vibrations~
~Can hold balls while thrusting~
~Somewhat porous material~
~Cheaply made~
~High priced~
~May be too small for some~
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Gia Darling can be used for vaginal or anal use. The balls and suction cup make it safe for anal use. If you plain on using Gia Darling for both pleasure, than I recommend putting a condom on it before you use the Gia for vaginal play. Do not use the same condom when switching back and forth between anal and vaginal play.

The vibrations work amazing on the Gia Darling. It works great for clitoral pleasure. Lube it up real good and rub against your clitoris. Also, Gia can do wonders for your nipples if they are sensitive.

Gia is wonderful for partner play or just perfect to use solo. Since the Gia is not waterproof or splash proof, It's not a great idea to bring it along with you in the tub. If you're looking for a bath/shower time toy, look somewhere else.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The material that the Gia Darling is made out of is futurotic. Futurotic is a mixture of PVC and silicone. Made to mimic real skin. It has a rating scale of two on the material safety, and is somewhat porous. There is a slight smell to it. I can't really describe the smell that the Gia has. If you have ever had a futurotic material toy, then it has the same smell that the Gia Darling has. The smell is not that powerful. I can only smell it when I put it up close to my nose. The Gia Darling leaves a very little smell on my hands after holding it. Water-based lubricant is the only lubricant that can be used for the Gia Darling. The Gia Darling is very sticky when you don't put any futurotic powder on it. If you happen to run out of the futuroitc powder that comes with it, then you can use cornstarch.

The texture is a realistic feeling, it feels exactly like skin. It has a smooth skin like texture to it. There are little veins on the Gia. You cannot feel the veins at all when inside you. It does have a pronounced head, but not to big that it would hurt. The texture is definitely for beginners. If you're looking for a dildo with a lot of texture, than this won't do. When you don't have enough powder on the Gia, than it starts to have a bit of a drag to it causing it to be a lint/hair magnet.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The Gia Darling has a slight curve to it. I don't know if that was there for G-spot stimulation, but it did not hit my G-spot at all. Maybe it would work well for others. The Gia has balls and a suction cup that makes it perfect to hold onto while thrusting, especially if your hands are wet. The suction cup does not have a lot of suction. It will stick to the wall, but it would not stay there well while I was using it. It kept on popping off.

The total length from the tip of the Gia to the suction cup base, is around 7" total. The insertable length is 5", circumference is 5 1/4" total. The diameter is 1 1/8", and the total length of the cord is around 27" long.

Size comparison between the Gia Darling and the pen.

I really do like the size of the Gia. Most of the time I would like a more longer dildo, but the thickness of it was enough for me. The size of the Gia Darling is great for both beginners and advanced users.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullet is inside the Gia, located in the middle of the shaft. The vibrations can be felt throughout the whole shaft. The bullet is so strong that it can even be felt at the base of the balls. I though that it would be extremely loud, but I was really surprised by how quiet the Gia was. You can even play with it without having the tv or radio on in the background. I would give it four vrooms the most and around two bees. Do not insert the Gia Darling in water, like I said before, it is not waterproof or splash proof. Be careful when cleaning it. The Gia is also flexible, I can bend it in half. It's not too flexible, it does have a nice firmness if you're wanting this for anal play.

Attached at the end of the base is a cord. The bullet is molded inside the dildo. You cannot remove the bullet if the bullet somehow stops working, which sucks. So be careful when pulling on the cord. You can control all of the different speeds from the control pack. It requires two Aa batteries(not included). The control pack is just a cheaply made plastic pack, there is nothing special about it. It would be nice if the Gia had a better control pack, especially for the price. I have used the Gia Darling many of times and the batteries are still working great.

The control pack:

Inside of the control pack:

The cord does come knotted, which was hard to undo:
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Wash before and after each use. If you do share the Gia Darling with others, please use a condom. Apply the futurotic powder after each wash to prevent it from getting sticky. I store my Gia in the plastic bag it came with. Store in a cool dark area. Never keep the Gia Darling with other toys, keep separated.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance


The Gia Darling came in a not so discreet box. You can see exactly what it is. If you're looking to buy this as a discreet gift than this is not for you.



What's inside:

It did come with battery instructions, but other than that there was no instructions inside. There are on the back of the box instructions that tell you how to take care of it.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable


As I was looking at the Gia, I noticed that there are dents and weird imperfections around the bottom of the dildo. It has some dark spots here and there on the dildo. You can tell that the suction cup is cheaply made just by looking at it. I do think this is a little high priced. I read that others had some problems with there Gia Darling not working anymore. I haven't had that problem yet, and hopefully I won't in the future(fingers crossed). I do really like this dildo, and would be sad if it does stop working.

In the picture you can see what I was talking about. In the first picture you can see that the suction cup is cheaply made. The last picture it shows that the cord is ripped from the base.

Follow-up commentary
I don't really use the Gia darling anymore. I'm tired of having to use a condom with it every time because of the unsafe material.
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  • Falsepast
    Thanks for the pics. Definitely gonna skip on this one.
  • Miss Nessa
    Thanks for the review! Thanks for sharing it!
    Yeah.. This would be a no go for me too!
  • Loriandhubby
    thank you for the review. this is a bit to real looking for me.
  • haley730
    Thanks for reading
  • MK434
    Great review!
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  • DollySays
    Thanks for the review!
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!!
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