Goldmember

For a beginner who would like to start off with a slightly thicker toy, or for a couple looking to experiment -- this is a magnificent toy.
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Pros
Good girth, gorgeous color, perfect length, realistic weight & feel.
Cons
gets dirty easy, perfumes irritate sensitive skin
Rating by reviewer:
4
somewhat useful review
This copper-colored novelty was the very first toy I ever bought for myself. Normally I'm not one for sparkly or glittery things, but the size and shape was exactly what I was looking for. His packaging was a little lackluster (He was presented in one of those hard-to-open plastic cases) but for his incredibly affordable price, I'm not going to complain! It may seem rather trivial, but I was actually very impressed with the swirled design (no two alike it would seem) that each toy boasted. It gave it an incredibly personal feel, rather than the hundreds of identical toys on the wall I had to choose from.

It has a heavy sort of weight and the soft rubber moves with more realism than many of my "realistic" toys do! His feint veining gave a wonderful texture, as well as the slight bulge at his base. It's by far the best-feeling toy I have in my arsenal, giving a realistic feel without looking incredibly inaccurate or cartoony. For a first-time toy, he was everything I could have ever hoped for.

Sadly, the texture he offers (somewhere between a hard rubber ball and a gummy-worm) is a magnet for debris. Hair, fuzz from cotton bed-sheets -- just about ANYTHING sticks to this thing, and it can be very frustrating after you've just cleaned it, to accidentally drop it on the bed, gathering a new layer of filth almost instantaneously! Thankfully, washing it is a breeze and with very little effort, it'll be sparkly clean and ready to go in no time.

I would HIGHLY suggest that anyone with allergies to perfumes (such as myself) use this toy with a condom when at all possible! I (sadly) made the mistake of playing without, and wound up with an embarrassing trip to the hospital.
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    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
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