Great dong but useless as a shower dildo

We loved this dong and would gladly recommend it to others, despite the suction cup problem. We did not know at first that it would work with our harness but are very happy to have discovered this. We have used it for anal and enjoy that aspect also.
Published:
Pros:
Great for harness! Veined!
Cons:
Poor suction cup, too firm for some
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

My girl was really excited about this dong. It was going to be her first suction cup dildo and she wanted it for the shower. The suction cup is about the same length/width around as the actual penis part of the dildo. The dong is too heavy for such a small suction cup and so it didn't work for its intended use at all. My girl was totally bummed over that, but we have still loved this dong. The smaller suction cup makes it harness compatible (at least with ours) so that my girl can use it for pegging me. So in the end we found a better use!! Our harness has 2 o-rings that double over each other to hold any size dildo, they're about 3 inches wide, so the suction cup holds it in well. Even on a flat surface, the suction cup doesn't stick though so I wouldn't buy this product just for the fact that it has a suction cup.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The dong is made of jelly. Most jelly dildos or other toys that my girl and I have tried were very squishable. This dong has no give to it. If I did not know this was a jelly dong I would not believe it. It is extremely firm and has a lot of veining to it. This helps it feels a little more realistic but it is the furthest thing from realistic. The dong smells like vinyl to me. It reminds me inflatable toys. The odor is pretty strong. This dong feels like TPR because of how firm it is but it is jelly so keep in mind it is porous and needs proper care.
    • Harness compatible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

It is 6 inches long and 5 inches around, pretty average to me. My girl is a little smaller and says it takes some getting used to. I didn't think it was any bigger than normal. We used it for pegging and it is now strictly for pegging and we use condoms to keep us safe and help the toy last longer. We have since bought my girl her own dildo after deciding this was best for me and not her. For anal it is pretty tough and you will have to be already worked up to that size range but I do enjoy it a lot!

Performance

It has a terrible suction cup but we have used the suction cup to hold it in my girlfriend's harness. It works well enough and I really like it.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Jelly is porous and can collect junk and melt if it is with other toys so I keep it in a pouch in the bedside table. We wash it with soap and water, I have heard this can dry the toy out but we haven't seen problems yet. We use a water based lube with it, but you can also use silicone lube. I don't think that oil would be a good choice due to the porous and fragile nature of jelly.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

It has a large clear plastic package that is oversized for storage. I threw it away because it had no instructions and was too bulky to use for storing. I would not use it for anything, all the package says is jelly dong.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

If you were looking for a shower or other surface dong I do not suggest this one. It is a great dong otherwise though and do not let the suction cup break the deal for you! This one was my girls favorite until I stole it for pegging and it turned out to have great compatibility with a harness!

Experience

We used this at first for vaginal intercourse with my girlfriend. She used it solo in the shower but it would not stick to the wall because it was too heavy for the suction cup. After that, she used it solo just in bed and sometimes I used it on her too. Now we use it for pegging because it fits her g-string harness great. We just squish it through the metal loop and hop to it and it holds in place well. I feel that this dildo works great for pegging. It's large enough that it rubs the P-spot during anal intercourse. It is large and has to be worked up to, but it can be worth it. It is pretty decent in length and I don't think it's too much to take.
Follow-up commentary
With a lot of good care this toy has still held up remarkably. My girlfriend has been able to use it with the strap on harness we have and as long as we protect it with condoms it does not seem to be worse for the wear between both of us using it!
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  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    Wonderful review!
    Makes me want to try it, and I don't care for realistic dil's.
  • Eliza
    Eliza  
    Thanks for the review! Sucks that it didn't work how you wanted it to, but props for making it work with your harness.
  • Xavier7
    Xavier7  
    Great review. Guess this is off our list.
  • Brandi Rouxxx
    Brandi Rouxxx  
    Great review! I have one similar to this I got a few years ago and I loved it.
  • BadassFatass
    BadassFatass  
    Great review!
  • liilii080
    liilii080  
    The suction cups always seem to be their demise. Thanks for the review.
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Nice review!
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    fromazoo  
    Great review
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    Midway through  
    Great review dear
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    SaraU29  
    Thanks for your review!
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    kittycatgirl  
    awesome review, thank you!
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    underHim  
    Thanks for the review!
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    Apirka  
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
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    crazycouple7281  
    Thanks for the review.
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    Archery  
    Great review, Thanks!
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    britanny0620  
    Thanks for the review
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    MK434  
    Great review!
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    Great review! Thanks for sharing!
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