Great for Anyone New to Packing!

Mr. Limpy packers are a great, realistic, and economical option for those looking to add a little gender play to their bedroom activities, for those new to packing, and for anyone looking to pack on a budget.
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Pros:
Cheap, Easy to use, Realistic, Soft, Great packer for beginners
Cons:
Very pink, Might be too big for some
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Mr. Limpy is a great starter packer for anyone new to packing, whether you're genderbending for a day, or you are a FtM looking to pass. Mr. Limpy packs great in briefs, boxer briefs, and any packing underwear. Although the Mr. Limpy small packer seems a bit big, underneath clothes it still looks realistic and convincing. I firmly believe that bigger is always better, but if you are still daunted by the size, or you're a shorter person, you may want to try the Mr. Limpy extra small.

Mr. Limpy packers are also quite versatile, if you are the crafty type. I intend to turn mine into an STP (stand-to-pee) device, and I have seen others insert an erection-rod to turn it into a pack-and-play!

And yes, if you are so inclined, you can launch it across the room at your partner. Yes, it is quite fun!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Not discreet
    • Realistic feel
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Does not stimulate
    • Genderplay

Material / Texture

The first thing I noticed about the Mr. Limpy packer was the texture. It's incredibly soft with a light velvety feel, much like the real deal! It's quite stretchy and squishy, but I have not experienced the sticky, hair-pulling problems other reviewers have experienced. The packer has wrinkles, veins, and ridges just like a real cock. The material is a bit of a lint magnet, but a quick wash with a wet washcloth takes care of the problem. Just be sure to dust it lightly with a bit of cornstarch.

The Mr. Limpy packer does not have a scent unless you're trying to shove it up your nose, and even then it's barely detectable. For the sake of this review, I gave it an experimental lick prior to use, and I am happy to report that it has no taste.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

Mr. Limpy is designed to look like a realistic cock, and with the exception of the weird pink colour, it does! The balls, however, are a bit unrealistic. The back half of them are flat so that Mr. Limpy can rest comfortably against your skin, but it makes the balls look a bit strange. They are the same size, and as we all know, on cis-gendered men one ball often hangs lower than the other. From experience, I know the pink colouring fades to a more realistic looking (for Caucasians) vanilla skin tone. As of the writing of this review, EdenFantasys does not offer any other colors for Mr. Limpy.

As I have said before, the Mr. Limpy small may seem like it would be too big, but I disagree. I think it packs better than the extra small, which has a habit of looking like you have an extra small erection under your clothes! Anything bigger than the small would probably look ridiculous under clothing, so if you're new to packing, you might want to stick to extra small or small.

The Mr. Limpy is NOT discreet, so if you don't want to answer your friends astounding questions of "Why do you have a limp cock sitting on your coffee table?", you might want to consider keeping Mr. Limpy safely stored away. It does not come with a storage container of its own, but I have found a simple plastic baggie works great.
    • Beginner
    • Not discreet
    • Realistic

Performance

I am a seasoned veteran of packing and passing, and I would recommend the Mr. Limpy to anyone looking to pack on a budget, or who are just starting out. Mr. Limpy packers certainly get the job done, with minimal shifting inside tighter briefs or boxer briefs. I would not recommend using the Mr. Limpy packer inside of boxers with a separate harness, as it could shift, slip and fall out of your pants leg, leading to an embarrassing situation!

My wife enjoys groping my Mr. Limpy through my clothes, and insists that it feels like a real, limp cock in there. Mr. Limpy is compatible with the packing harness, packing underwear, as well as customized harnesses and underwear.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Mr. Limpy packers are easy to care for, as long as you are not excessively abusing them. I have used mine for packing, flung it across the room, stretched it, bent it, and squashed it, and it still looks like new. Cleaning it is as simple as washing with water and mild soap, drying it thoroughly, and dust with cornstarch.

I haven't tried using lube on it because, well, it's not meant to be used with lubes! It's a soft cock, and not meant for penetration.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The toy is packaged rather plainly in a simple plastic bag. There are no instructions on the package, and the package itself is not discreet at all, as it's clear plastic. The plastic bag it comes in is not reusable for storage.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
I've tried quite a few different packers since writing this review, and I have to say that the Mr. Limpy packer is still the best value for the price when it comes to packing for beginners.
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  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Lildrummrgurl7  
    Thanks for the review
  • Missmarc
    Missmarc  
    Great review, thank you!
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    Thanks!
  • Beneath The Bed
    Beneath The Bed  
    Awesome review! Thanks!
  • loveme9
    loveme9  
    Thanks for the review
  • HannahPanda
    HannahPanda  
    I love Mr. Limpy as a first packer or an inexpensive packer. Great review!
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Great job on this review!
  • Sima-pusya
    Sima-pusya  
    thanks for reviewing
  • Xarien
    Xarien  
    Thanks for the review!
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    britanny0620  
    Thanks for the review
  • U3H
    U3H  
    thanks
  • PassionCpl
    PassionCpl  
    Thanks for the review. I laughed at you giving this an 'experimental lick'!
  • KimberlyFDR
    KimberlyFDR  
    I second the corn starch suggestion. This has kept my smooth and non-sticky so far!
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