Perk - dildo by Happy Valley - review by Elodie

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Perk

Dildo by Happy Valley

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Perk is an excellent choice for anyone looking for a dildo that's the size of an average penis. Not too big, not too small, firm, but with a little give, and made of 100% silicone, Perk can keep you company happily for hours.
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Pros:
Nice, average size, firm, 100% silicone, bullet included, made by eco-friendly company.
Cons:
Too big for complete beginners, too small for size queens. Bullet's a pain to get out of the base.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This dildo can be used for vaginal and anal penetration, since it has a flared base and can be sterilized. It is harness-compatible, and its firmness would make harness thrusting easy. I prefer to use it alone; it's a bit too firm for my boyfriend to use on me comfortably, but I have an extremely sensitive g-spot.

The Perk also comes with a medium-strength bullet to place in the hole in its shaft, for those who enjoy vibrating toys.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • Vagina

Material / Texture

Perk is made of 100% body-safe silicone, which is odorless and tasteless. It is smooth, firm, and has a slight drag. Its stiffness might be a bit too much for absolute beginners, but most people should enjoy it. The drag does mean Perk requires a little more lube than silky-smooth sex toys.

The firm silicone of this dildo transmits vibrations from a bullet in its base very well. They can be strongly felt throughout the entire toy, base to head.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

My Perk is made of beautiful silicone in varied silver shades that catch the light. With a 1 1/2 inch diameter and 6 inches of insertable length, Perk is wonderful for anyone looking for dildo the size of an average penis. It's not too big, and while it's not realistic, it does have a penis shape, and anyone will be able to tell that it's a dildo. Like most penises, the Perk curves slightly, and this curve allows it to stimulate the g-spot. The design works well for me, filling me almost like real penis. It does not hone in on my g-spot like some other toys I've tried, but it does feel very good, and gives me wonderful orgasms.

While I would not recommend the size and firmness of the Perk for complete beginners, I think it would be a good vaginal dildo for anyone looking to move past the "beginner" stage. It is my largest dildo, and I do need to warm up to use it. Anally, I think this would be more of an intermediate dildo, because of its size and semi-rigidity.

The one issue I have with the design of this dildo is the hole for the bullet. It's the widest bullet hole I've seen in a dildo; to get the bullet to stick, you have to really shove it up there. Once you've done that, good luck getting it out. On the plus side, you can stick a pretty big bullet, or even a slim vibrator, into this one-inch diameter hole.

Finally: Perk looks happy. It looks... perky. I admit, I anthropomorphize things, but that's easy to do with this dildo. I'm a lot more likely to reach for it simply because it looks so happily eager.

Performance

Perk does its job as a body-safe, firm, penis-sized dildo very well. It doesn't feel like a real penis, but with lots of lube, it's close. It's good for thrusting slowly and gently at first, then gradually picking up the pace.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Silicone can be washed with soap and water, and sterilized by using a 10% bleach solution, boiling for three minutes, or washing in the top rack of the dishwasher without soap. Perk should not be stored touching other toys. I wrap my silicone toys in microfiber cloths and put them in ziploc bags. Use water-based lubricants with silicone toys, as they interact poorly with silicone lubricants.

This dildo doesn't pick up every piece of dust and cat hair in the house as easily as many other silicone toys do. I still recommend washing it both before and after use, however.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

My Perk came in a clear plastic bag, with a piece of cardboard advertising its maker, Happy Valley, stapled to the top. This minimal, inoffensive packaging is environmentally friendly, and I appreciate that. If you want to give this as a gift, you'll probably have to put it in other bag; or just tie a bow around the Perk and set it next to the giftee's bed.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

If you can't decide quite which dildo to get, and are looking for something simple, body-safe, and ecologically friendly, the Perk is an excellent choice. It has a lot of personality, for a dildo, and is a lot of fun to use.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Gardenvy
    Gardenvy  
    Great coloring on the perk, and very nice review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    When I chose my first SOD I chose between this one and another by Tantus. I think I made the right choice and you just rested my mind on that lol.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Very good review!
  • Miss Madeline
    Miss Madeline  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Sunrise
    Sunrise  
    Very nice review, thanks!
  • liilii080
    liilii080  
    This looks like such a great little dildo! Great review
  • samanthalynn
    samanthalynn  
    nice
  • jeangel246
    jeangel246  
    Thanks for the review
  • Double Analysis
    Double Analysis  
    Thanks for the review!
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • big b
    big b  
  • Bullfroggy and Rose
    Bullfroggy and Rose  
    thanks for the review
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Too big for beginners, too small for size queens...it may be good for me, since I'm something in the middle
  • Rey
    Rey  
    thx for the honest review
  • Stark
    Stark  
    Thanks for the fantastic review!
  • sXeVegan90
    sXeVegan90  
    Thank you for the review.
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Glad to hear there is middle ground between beginners and size queens.
  • Lioncub
    Lioncub  
    Thanks for the review
  • Nezzie13
    Nezzie13  
    Does the 1 1/2" diameter describe the shaft as well or just the head?
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