Happy valley realistic by Happy Valley

I was very excited when I checked my mailbox and found the plain, non-descript box containing my new toy. I rushed back to my room, blood pumping. Once I got home, I tore open my package to reveal my new Happy Valley realistic dildo. The packaging was odd -- instead of coming in a box, it came in a plastic bag, and it was hard to get it out. The toy is made from silicone which has a slightly sticky texture, and, when out in the open, it tends to attract dust.

Once I finally freed my new companion, which came with a vibrating bullet, I couldn't help but giggle -- it is relatively realistic. The head protrudes from the shaft in a way I can only describe as "oh, yeah," and it even has veins. Jet black, it stands a good seven inches. The balls, which form the base, give it both excellent balance and a good hand-hold. The toy is squishy and fun to squeeze. The bullet packs quite a punch, too. I was both fascinated and amused by the dildo, and could not wait to try it out.

Unfortunately, my new dildo happened to arrive right during my college finals. I was constantly in fear of my roommate coming in at a bad time, so I packed it back up and left it in the corner of my room. I spent the next few days staring at it longingly, itching to play.

Finally I had some time, and my girlfriend offered to try it out with me. If you intend on sharing your toys, I highly recommend using a condom -- it's safe and makes cleanup easy (the silicone of this dildo is safe to either boil or toss in your dishwasher, too). I threw on a Durex condom and added a little extra lube to help; always use water-based on silicone sex toys! The dildo was too big at first, so we had to stop and warm me up more before we could proceed; and even then it was uncomfortable.

We then encountered another issue: The condom started to disintegrate. I found out later that Durex condoms use silicone-based lube, not water. The toy was fine, thankfully, but the experience gave us a scare and we put it aside for the evening.

The next time I tried my dildo was alone. After my first orgasm, brought about by finger play, I encountered no difficulty inserting it. The vibrations are strongest at the base and don't quite make it up to the tip, but it was a pleasant addition. I felt full and wonderful. It didn't take long to send me into waves of pleasure, and once I finished up, I felt incredibly satisfied (and empty).

The dildo also fit into my harness well; while the balls were kind of awkward they didn't get in the way and were fairly comfortable. It's shaped and angled excellently for penetration.

Although I was iffy on the Happy Valley realistic dildo at first, this toy has really grown on me and now I can't wait to play with it some more.