Joystick Mr. Big - realistic dildo vibrator by JoyDivision - review by mpfm

Mr Big is an internal vibrator with a semi realistic look. He is BIG and BEEFY. He's not going to please everyone, but could be magnificent for those who adore girth. If the size of Mr Big causes your vagina to cringe and curl into a protective fetal position just take a moment to marvel at the freak show and then move on. It's OK, there's plenty of other toys out there.

To use, lube him up and slide him in. Don't skimp on the lube. He goes in much easier when slippery. Size queens may enjoy thrusting this bad boy in and out. Others might find more subtle movement works just as well as thrusting. He can be twirled and swirled. Rocking hips and tilting the pelvis might also be enough subtle movement to get maximum stimulation. Of course he doesn't have to be inserted. On days when the girth is just not appealing, he'll be happy to tease the clit and entire vulva area. He's great to use while receiving oral. He can be used alone or with a partner. He fits easily in my toy mounts from Liberator.

He does not have any sort of flared base so is not safe for anal use.

Mr Big is made of silicone. He's very safe to use as silicone is one of the best toy materials available rating a 10/10 on Eden's safety scale. Silicone is nonporous, latex free, phthalate free, and hypoallergenic.

The silicone does have a bit of drag to it. That combine with its mega size will make lube a necessity. Silicone doesn't do well with silicone lube so stick with a water based lube. I have also used coconut oil without any trouble. The silicone is fairly firm. It has a tiny bit of squish, but not much. It maintains its shape and provides a firm full feeling.

Mr Big has some nice texture. Texture often makes toys feel larger and, well Mr Big is already pretty hefty. This toy really is for those who like size and texture. It's not a good toy for beginners at all. It's best suited for seasoned toy users who enjoy girth.

Mr Big is 8 inches long with 7 of that insertable. He is nearly 2 inches in diameter which is about 5.75 inches around. He doesn't narrow or widen anywhere; he's about the same girth everywhere. He stands up tall and straight. He doesn't boast any kind of curve whatsoever. He has a wide penis head that does not taper much at the top. The wide head means you will feel the immense girth immediately. Toys with a tapered head make penetration easier. Mr Big offers that extra challenge for greedy vaginas.

Mr Big is available only in classic black. The texture of the front side resembles a six pack abdomen-except he has a 10 pack. That's right, Mr Big even has more muscles than your ordinary guy! The back has a series of ever widening curved lines. The texture is attractive and feels nice if you're into big and textured.

At the very bottom is a simple screw type battery compartment.

He is not a discreet toy at all. The head is obviously a penis and large enough to get noticed. It's probably not the thing you want lying in the open. For travel, he could be put in a large bag or luggage. He's probably too big for most purses. Batteries should be taken out as the dial could easily be bumped and turned on.

Mr Big is powered by 2 AA batteries. He has an O'ring protecting the battery compartment and is splash proof. I wouldn't submerge him, but the shower is fine. He turns on by simply turning the dial. He has rumbly steady vibrations that increase with a turn of the dial. The vibrations are felt most at the the bottom of the toy near the batteries. They decrease in strength as they go up the toy and are weakest right at the penis tip. That means if he is inserted all the way the strongest vibrations will be felt at the opening of the vagina and the weakest at the deep end. If using him externally, you will most likely be feeling the weakest vibrations located on the penis head. This is best suited for those who like rumbly broad stimulation. The wide broad head does not give pinpoint stimulation.

Silicone is easy to clean with soap and water, a toy cleaner, or a 10% bleach solution. Extra care should be taken to clean all the nooks and crannies on his body. The texture leaves some deep grooves that require extra attention during cleaning. Silicone tends to attract all sorts of fuzzies. It's a good idea to clean him before use as well as after. Every time I get him out to use, he is full of little gunkies. I am always sure to give him a thorough wash first so I am not introducing the lint to my body.

Mr Big arrived in silver box packaging that is not suitable for long term storage. He can be kept in a drawer or bag. Because of his tendency to collect lint, I keep him in a ziplock bag. That seems to keep the lint to a minimum.

I have never considered myself a size queen. I have always liked all sorts of different sizes and textures, but have mostly stayed away from the larger toys. Recently I have been experimenting with them more and more. To my surprise and delight, I have discovered that I really like girth. Who knew? I prefer to use Mr. Big by rocking my hips instead of thrusting. That provides just enough stimulation to make me very happy.

Mr Big reminds me of one of my favorite vibes, Roulette Bet on Black. They are both strong vibrators with large proportions. In a size contest Mr Big would win; Bet on Black would edge him out on the strength of the vibrations and overall looks.