Hulk Is Missing His Penis!

If I was blind folded and had Hung rammed inside me, I'd swear I was giving birth to something I didn't realize I was pregnant with! I'd be reserved to even recommend this one to a size queen. It really requires an extra size queen to be able to fully take him on. This one isn't made for quickies – you'll need a lot of work-up to even consider entering this in any orifice.
Published:
Pros:
Vac-u-lock compatible,
Flexible,
Realistic shape,
Phthalates & latex free
Cons:
Stinks,
Heavy,
Porous,
Far too large for most
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
FIRST IMPRESSIONS:

It seems my eyes were bigger than my vagina when it came to choosing this one. But I had been on the hunt for a large dildo in a body friendly material that could replace the rubber one I had owned. I prefer to know my toys aren't affecting my girlie parts with harmful chemicals that are used in certain materials. So the rubber one had a circumference of 8” so figured, what's another 1/4”? I have since learned that 1/4" can make a BIG difference!

MATERIAL ~ ODOR:

Hung is made from dense Sil-a-Gel and proudly produced in America by Doc Johnson. This material is somewhat porous but is created with an anti-bacterial formula which earns it a safety rating of 5. It's latex, phthalates and cadmium free, giving you peace of mind when dealing with something that's in such close contact with delicate parts of the body. Even with the anti-bacterial formula, unless you're fluid bonded, I recommend using a condom if you intend on sharing this bad boy. But you're going to need a whale condom for this baby. Perhaps one of those novelty ones or a hefty bag – hehe. Both water and silicone based lubricants can be used safely with Sil-a-Gel. Unfortunately this one is a real stinker! It kind of has a berry type of smell trying to mask the nasty Sil-a-Gel odor. You can air and wash it as much as you like and still it permeates the room – not to mention everything it comes in contact with. Including your hands and other areas. Not a good choice for those who are sensitive to strong toy odors.

COLORING ~ TEXTURE:

I chose the beige but he also comes in a nice rich brown as well. My mighty Hung has a flesh tone shaft and scrotum with a natural pink color head as shown in the product picture.
This dildo has a lot of amazing realistic detail with bulging veins and naturally occurring bumps all the way down the shaft. The scrotum has a slight rough bumpy look and feel to add character plus more realism. Hung has a rubbery sponge feel. Although the Sil-a-Gel material is dense, there is still quite a bit of flexibility. Because it's pliable and rather heavy, this one fails to stand up under his own steam.

SHAPE:

Hung is your typical realistic dildo – just over-sized! He has what I refer to as a uni-ball – it's a neat looking package where the scrotum is as one instead of two seperate balls. The head isn't all that prominent but does slightly mushroom over the shaft. Hung features a small urethra and a reasonable size frenulum leading onto a thick straight shaft. This dildo is a whooping 12.5” in length – 10” of this is insertable, 8-1/4” in circumference, and could be considered a pure weapon with the weight of 3.5 pounds! I have slightly longer fingers but even mine won't touch when wrapped around this guy.

Up the middle of the base is a hole that goes in about 2.5” which turns Hung into a Vac-u-Lock friendly dildo. This also allows it to be used in a harness, but with this kinda of weight you'll want a very good quality one. You'll also want the straps to be rather tight around the waist otherwise you may find Hung and harness around your ankles before the action can start.

I have added some pictures to my blog to share as the image sites won't allow realistic penis pictures.

Hung pictures

CLEANING ~ STORAGE ~ PACKAGING:

Simply clean this one down with anti-bacterial soap, toy cleaner or toy spray before and after each usage. Washing it beforehand also tones the odor down a touch for a short time. This one can't be boiled for sterilizing and I wouldn't recommend a bleach solution either due to the material still being somewhat porous. The harsh chemical may break down the Sil-a-gel in time.

Once its fully air dried somewhere protected, I highly suggest storing Hung in the plastic bag he arrives in. This will help to protect your other toys from taking on his stinky odor and also give Hung a home away from lint.

Hung arrived in a large solid cardboard box with an actual size imagine of the dildo on the front. There is nothing discreet about this box! Inside Hung sits in a plastic bag. I chose not to keep the box as Hung takes up enough room on his own.
Experience
USE:

Hung is definitely not for beginners or even for advanced users unless you're an ultra size queen. Even then, because of the weight this one would work better if you have a partner who can help control it. He can be enjoyed using a Vac-u-Lock ball or harness for hands free fun. If you decide to try such a massive toy anally, use plenty of lube and take it very slowly. After not being able to fully insert him vaginally, there was no way this thing was going to even try to explore my butt. The idea of my ass being torn to bits doesn't float my boat.

EXPERIENCE:

Unfortunately the flared part on the base of the head before you get to the shaft wasn't able to push through my pubic bones. With a partner I could work through the pain of Hung forcing his way through but I'd be somewhat concerned about the head being pulled back through the bones. I have images of it acting like an anchor and too painful. The thought of stumbling into the emergency room with a 3.5lb dildo hanging between my legs freaks me out just a teeny bit!

Although this one stinks and is a smidge too big for me, I'm giving him a 4 star rating due to the amazing realism.
Follow-up commentary
Unfortunately the stink on this one got too much for me. Plus the fact that I could only get the shaft inserted - had me frustrated!

I so wanted this one to work but I met my match size wise!
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My Hung vac-u-lock tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Size queens/kings only
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • Redboxbaby
    Redboxbaby  
    Damn! Holy crap! That thing would scare the hell out of me!

    Thanks for the review! I will steer clear!
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    Wow, that's SCARY big. Jeez.
  • GroovyBanana
    GroovyBanana  
    That is scary and stinky makes me sad. Great job!
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Greenboxbaby - It scared me at first. It sat in view for a week or so before I worked up the courage....lmao.
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    DeliciousSurprise - I'm kinda surprised a company would bother to make one so huge. Surely it wouldn't bring in too many sales. Would be interesting to see how many people could actually handle it!
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    GroovyBanana - Yeah, I have issues with those strong chemical stinks. I now know to avoid Sil-a-gel!
    Cheers
  • liilii080
    liilii080  
    Sil-a-gel, ick! I can't tolerate the smell of that stuff either. I even tried a baking soda bath on one of them and it didn't help. And you are a braver girl than I for buying this monster. Awesome review!
  • naughtyjo
    naughtyjo  
    Sil-a-gel is kinda smelly. And WOW that is one hulk of a size... I knew it was big by your review, but when I clicked to see the photos I was in shock -- the photo with it next to your arm OMG it's BIG! Great review, thanks x I'll have to give this one a miss, or I fear a trip to A & E might be in order LOL
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    I'm slowly learning which materials stink and staying away from them. It's rather nasty when ya get toy stink on ya fingers or anywhere else it touches

    I tried bicarb on my PleasureSkin dildo - it was in it for 5 months and didn't get rid of the smell at all. Once it's there, it's there for life.

    Thankyou
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Lmao - I thought the pictures would help everyone get a true size of this monster.

    Yeah, I feared the same which is why I just couldn't bring myself to push the last bit of the head in past my bones. I could imagine getting it stuck in there....lol
    That would not be fun to explain...
  • Rin (aka Nire)
    Rin (aka Nire)  
    All I could say when I saw those photos was, "Holy FUCK, that thing would KILL me!!!" If the freaking Spur feels filling for me, then I seriously think that if some sexual madman wanted to murder me, THIS is what he would use!

    Also, this and other reviews on Sil-a-Gel have convinced me to avoid the material. As appealing as anti-bacterial material is, I don't think I want anything with such a strong scent in my toy box.
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Lol - yeah he sure is a monster!
    I won't touch Sil-a-gel again - it just reeks far too much and I don't like stinking like that after touching it.
  • Review It
    Review It  
    wow that is HUGE! Thanks for sharing this review with us
  • blacklodge
    blacklodge  
    Nice pictures. So realistic!
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Thanks
  • Snozzberries
    Snozzberries  
    All I can say is
  • richsam
    richsam  
    nice review
  • Beck
    Beck  
    HOLY CRAP
  • samanthalynn
    samanthalynn  
    nice review
  • sugar&spikes
    sugar&spikes  
    thanks for the review !
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