I am now a Star Fucker.
Published: September 18, 2008
useful review
The Goldfrau Dildo excels at thrusting. Its ultra silky finish makes for a rather fantastic glide as it has extremely low or nonexistent friction. The hard ceramic stimulates you with pressure and resistance while being earth friendly, but sadly not wallet friendly. It’s beautiful!
Pros:
Extremely slick, slightly cool, no special care, hard, comfortable, unusual material.
Cons:
The lovely Pros may not be worth the cost, for you.
The Goldfrau line is possibly as in/famous as it is obscure, thanks to its luxury material and equally luxurious price tag. One has to be fairly sure of what they want out of a toy, before they throw down the Bens for it – the Goldfrau Dildo in Classic size is meant for fucking, thrusting, wiggling, and possibly directing traffic.
And, of course, it’s pretty in a very classy way. It will be the dirty librarian in your toy chest, should you cave in and get one, or are lucky enough to be gifted one. She even comes dressed in a leather suit (to carry the metaphor further). The lined leather case is most definitely classy and useful, and radiates sophistication.
Goldfrau’s technique for sealing and vitrifying their ceramic means that this dildo is nonporous and very easy to care for. It requires no special care at all, I’ve used soap and toy cleaner depending on my situation. Avoid abrasives and situations that may damage the finish, and you should be fine. Goldfrau currently recommends water based lubes for their Dildo, however, a quick google for ‘Goldfrau Review’ brings up Essen’ Em’s blog, and her revelation that silicone lubes are safe after all, it’s just not published in their formal literature, yet.
Inserting it is very comfortable, for me. I only need lube about half the time, because the finish is so frictionless. Since the finish is so fluid, thrusting is sometimes like gliding satin across satin, because of this I can thrust very fast when I normally don’t care for that feeling. Lube takes a smooth fuck and makes it smoother, if that’s your thing.
Since the dildo is on the slim side, it’s got places to go when it’s inside you. I think it’s very, very interesting, to take it and move it around, left and right, exploring places that don’t generally get explored all on its lonesome. I swear I could feel the lump of my pubic bone… or, at least, A Lump, which I would normally not have noticed. So, when I use my Dildo, I poke left, I poke right, glide back and forth, I tilt up to hit my g-spot area, and I shift down. I spin it around like a spoon in a coffee cup, I give it a hard wiggle, and thrust back and forth at the same time. The rounded tip ensures that I have not poked myself in a nasty way, and the ceramic material means I poke myself in a good way, very hard, and I love hard.
I’ve spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to explain how steel, glass, and ceramic feel, and how they contrast and compare. I can’t seem to figure it. If you close your eyes, and touch something steel, you know you are touching steel. Likewise, you know you are touching glass and you know you are touching ceramic. You can tell by touch, sound, temperature, density, and something vaguely indefinable. You just *know*. Well, your pussy knows, too, and knows the same way your lips and fingers do.
So. To sound simplistic, the Goldfrau just, feels like ceramic when you use it. It’s not as heavy or dense as steel and glass, it’s not as cold as steel or quite as slick as glass, but is nearly as slippery and cold as both, and retains heat the same way after use. Confusing enough? Apologizes extended.
It’s only a little cool on start up, and it takes up heat right away, so it may be good for people who enjoy the initial coolness of glass and steel, but would rather that the coolness not last as long or be as intense.
Is this lady worth your hard earned cash? It really depends on what you want it for and why you want it. Is this lady a kick ass gift? Oh, hells yeah. She provides you with a very slippery, hard, comfortable ride. She is, like most ‘greats’, simple. However, the few things she’s good for, she’s VERY good for.
And, of course, it’s pretty in a very classy way. It will be the dirty librarian in your toy chest, should you cave in and get one, or are lucky enough to be gifted one. She even comes dressed in a leather suit (to carry the metaphor further). The lined leather case is most definitely classy and useful, and radiates sophistication.
Goldfrau’s technique for sealing and vitrifying their ceramic means that this dildo is nonporous and very easy to care for. It requires no special care at all, I’ve used soap and toy cleaner depending on my situation. Avoid abrasives and situations that may damage the finish, and you should be fine. Goldfrau currently recommends water based lubes for their Dildo, however, a quick google for ‘Goldfrau Review’ brings up Essen’ Em’s blog, and her revelation that silicone lubes are safe after all, it’s just not published in their formal literature, yet.
Inserting it is very comfortable, for me. I only need lube about half the time, because the finish is so frictionless. Since the finish is so fluid, thrusting is sometimes like gliding satin across satin, because of this I can thrust very fast when I normally don’t care for that feeling. Lube takes a smooth fuck and makes it smoother, if that’s your thing.
Since the dildo is on the slim side, it’s got places to go when it’s inside you. I think it’s very, very interesting, to take it and move it around, left and right, exploring places that don’t generally get explored all on its lonesome. I swear I could feel the lump of my pubic bone… or, at least, A Lump, which I would normally not have noticed. So, when I use my Dildo, I poke left, I poke right, glide back and forth, I tilt up to hit my g-spot area, and I shift down. I spin it around like a spoon in a coffee cup, I give it a hard wiggle, and thrust back and forth at the same time. The rounded tip ensures that I have not poked myself in a nasty way, and the ceramic material means I poke myself in a good way, very hard, and I love hard.
I’ve spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to explain how steel, glass, and ceramic feel, and how they contrast and compare. I can’t seem to figure it. If you close your eyes, and touch something steel, you know you are touching steel. Likewise, you know you are touching glass and you know you are touching ceramic. You can tell by touch, sound, temperature, density, and something vaguely indefinable. You just *know*. Well, your pussy knows, too, and knows the same way your lips and fingers do.
So. To sound simplistic, the Goldfrau just, feels like ceramic when you use it. It’s not as heavy or dense as steel and glass, it’s not as cold as steel or quite as slick as glass, but is nearly as slippery and cold as both, and retains heat the same way after use. Confusing enough? Apologizes extended.
It’s only a little cool on start up, and it takes up heat right away, so it may be good for people who enjoy the initial coolness of glass and steel, but would rather that the coolness not last as long or be as intense.
Is this lady worth your hard earned cash? It really depends on what you want it for and why you want it. Is this lady a kick ass gift? Oh, hells yeah. She provides you with a very slippery, hard, comfortable ride. She is, like most ‘greats’, simple. However, the few things she’s good for, she’s VERY good for.
Experience
It was only a few months ago, I laid eyes on the Goldfrau Dildo. I saw a picture first, and the word ‘ceramic’, and instantly I was drawn to it. I thought they were beautiful, and the ceramic appealed to me immensely. However… the price was prohibitive, to put it mildly. I did not know my lusts well enough to put down that much money for a toy I may not like.
Unfortunately for me, this resulted in a sort of idol worship of the toy, a fetish-izing of ceramic and of this toy in particular. Doing the dishes was… interesting, suddenly. My mind, which is the center of my libido, began orbit its existence. I saved its pictures to my hard drive, I tried to figure out which look I preferred.
I eventually whipped myself into a small frenzy, and decided I loved the Miss Pink, because it reminded me of my favorite novel. It amused me to get myself off with a toy that a character I adored might also use, and I began to call it, “My Victorian dildo”, and I didn’t even own it yet!
There was a tangle of confusion when it arrived. The Miss Pink wasn’t quite what I had pictured. The pink pattern turned out to be a food grade decal that left a rather large ‘v’ shaped patch empty and white, and the handle of my specific Goldfrau Dildo was grungy and dirty looking. It was a let down, after such a feverish build up. I eventually discovered that the resellers in the USA were missing a couple vital pictures of the Miss Pink’s backside, and my dirty handle was simply unfortunate and easily fixed.
I put my Goldfrau Dildo away and let my head wrap around a new concept of it. When I was ready, I removed the leather sheath and admired her.
Yes, my sexualizing of ceramic had stayed intact. Still smooth, still shiny, still letting out a faint, high tone when I stroked it, like a distant wind chime. And even still beautiful, now that I knew that the decal was normal.
After several slippery, warm, comfortable, slightly unusual fucks… the ceramic still captivated me, fetish unchanged. Hot.
I’m pretty sure this dildo won’t change anyone’s world, although it seems to have at least put its fingerprints on mine.
Unfortunately for me, this resulted in a sort of idol worship of the toy, a fetish-izing of ceramic and of this toy in particular. Doing the dishes was… interesting, suddenly. My mind, which is the center of my libido, began orbit its existence. I saved its pictures to my hard drive, I tried to figure out which look I preferred.
I eventually whipped myself into a small frenzy, and decided I loved the Miss Pink, because it reminded me of my favorite novel. It amused me to get myself off with a toy that a character I adored might also use, and I began to call it, “My Victorian dildo”, and I didn’t even own it yet!
There was a tangle of confusion when it arrived. The Miss Pink wasn’t quite what I had pictured. The pink pattern turned out to be a food grade decal that left a rather large ‘v’ shaped patch empty and white, and the handle of my specific Goldfrau Dildo was grungy and dirty looking. It was a let down, after such a feverish build up. I eventually discovered that the resellers in the USA were missing a couple vital pictures of the Miss Pink’s backside, and my dirty handle was simply unfortunate and easily fixed.
I put my Goldfrau Dildo away and let my head wrap around a new concept of it. When I was ready, I removed the leather sheath and admired her.
Yes, my sexualizing of ceramic had stayed intact. Still smooth, still shiny, still letting out a faint, high tone when I stroked it, like a distant wind chime. And even still beautiful, now that I knew that the decal was normal.
After several slippery, warm, comfortable, slightly unusual fucks… the ceramic still captivated me, fetish unchanged. Hot.
I’m pretty sure this dildo won’t change anyone’s world, although it seems to have at least put its fingerprints on mine.
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Goldfrau Classic, "Miss Pink" decal...
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Spiking GlueI've emailed Goldfrau as well, but figured I'd also ask here.
After months of resisting temptation, I finally gave in and bought myself a Goldfrau, settling on a Miss Pink classic size.
I'm impressed with it, but there are a couple things which surprise me. Firstly, the pattern appears to be a decal (or sticker) which has been lacquered over, as I can see a seam in the light outlining the patterned area perfectly. Also, my pattern is missing a rather sizable 'V' shaped chunk of the pattern, presumably where the ends of the decal do not meet.
Is this normal?
Also, the ball handle of the Goldfrau is a bit stained. I just tried to wash it off with toy cleaner, and it didn't come off. I haven't tried soap and water yet, but I know the handle is textured and may just be prone to deep, difficult dirt.... -
Beautiful DreamerIf you're paying over 200 for a toy.. you'd think they could at least get the decal right. I can't imagine that would be normal, though I do not own one.
Ansley has wrote a review on one I believe. Maybe she could provide some insight.. -
Cock WranglerQuote: I've emailed Goldfrau as well, but figured I'd also ask here.That does seem odd for such a high quality (or expensive enough to suggest that) toy. Essin' Em also has experience with these, maybe she'll be around to see this post... I would at least contact the manufacturer about those concerns. I'm sure they'd replace it.
After months of resisting temptation, I finally gave in and bought myself a Goldfrau, settling on a Miss Pink classic size.
I'm impressed with it, but there are a couple things which surprise me. Firstly, the pattern appears to be a decal (or sticker) which has been lacquered over, as I can see a seam in the light outlining the patterned area perfectly. Also, my pattern is missing a rather sizable 'V' shaped chunk of the pattern, presumably where the ends of the decal do not meet.
Is this normal?
Also, the ball handle of the Goldfrau is a bit stained. I just tried to wash it off with toy cleaner, and it didn't come off. I haven't tried soap and water yet, but I know the handle is textured and may just be prone to deep, difficult dirt....
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Alternate title #1: Frau Blucher! (wee haha haha haaaa~)
Alternate title #2: Mmmmm, dishes...
Nice Young Frankenstein reference.....great review!
Excellent review. I'm glad that initial visual shock didn't come between you two. :)
[Betty Rocket] *laugh* Was wondering if anyone would see the Young Frankenstine reference. :) Thank you for your comment, I'm glad you liked it.
[Cock Wrangler] Thank you. :D I'm glad the shock didn't get at me, either, because it'd be a pain in the ass otherwise. It's got a really simple decadence to it that I quite like, but I know that most people wouldn't pay this price for. You really gotta want the *Goldfrau*, to pay the Goldfrau price, I think.
Excellent review! I keep lusting after these Goldfrau dildos, but can't commit to the price tag yet. I'm sure I will someday, as they really are strikingly beautiful.
Thanks for the great review! I see the odd detail in the decal probably will be ignored. :)
[Bulma] Thank you. ^_^ I know how you feel, the price tag definitely requires commitment. It's really easy to lust for, looking like that...
[Beautiful Dreamer] Thanks! Yeah, once I was informed the decal was intentional, and I got over it, it was easy enough to shrug off. I only wish I'd known before hand, I may have selected differently.
Well, I'm glad it came through for you! Would've really sucked if it didn't deliver, after all those weird dirty spots.
Thank you, Epiphora. :) I agree. The dirty spots still kinda puzzle me, but since the handle is so matte, it really invites dirt. I forgot to mention that in the review. It's a little like when you have white shoes, too, all the mud stands out.
I also dig leaving it out all the time. It looks like a magical scroll or something, in that leather sheath. *laugh*
It's an incredibly pretty toy. And a lovely review. I was just wondering in all your thrusting and wiggling did it hurt at all to have something so inflexible inside you; after all the average cock isn't as stiff as that!! :)
Nope. :) I mentioned at the end of the wiggle-paragraph that it hadn't at the time, and it still hasn't... which is kind of peculiar and attests to its surprisingly superior design. It looks really really simple, and it is, but the rounded point coupled with the fluid finish is just brilliant. I've been experimenting with various degrees of pressure and speed and I still haven't hurt myself with it. It's the most comfortable thrusting toy I have as of this review.
BUT, I am inordinately fond of hard toys, they seem to provide me with the type of stimulation I crave to a greater degree than squishy toys.
Thank you for your compliment. ^_^ I certainly tried to do it justice without overselling it. The Goldfrau is almost intimidating to write about. With a price tag like that, and a material like that... and with the limited amount of info and reviews...phew.
*rereads what she just wrote* Ah, crap. Sorry. Sometimes I forget that my words don't have the benefit of inflection, online. I didn't mean to come off sounding pretentious and weird.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading your review aloud to my husband. Your description of the material and its affect on your experience was really great, I think. Sadly, my man still thinks $200+ is far too expensive for a vibrator... but someday! *shakes fist*
Just wondering... how breakable is the Goldfrau? Like, if I dropped her, would she shatter into a million little pieces?
Beautiful! Great review. I was also wondering about Miss Cinnamons question.
Love the title ;p