I Don't Care If It Glows, Just Give Me Some Cock!

I love the aesthetics of this cock and I will continue to use it until it falls apart. I personally don't care for the smell of the PVC or the glow-in-the-dark ness, but that's just personal preference. It does indeed glow in the dark, and it glows well! The glow doesn't last for too long but it is a different touch to dildos. I still give it 5 stars because the functionality and performance deserve that much on their own.
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Pros
Great texture and feel, nice vibrations and good size, glows in the dark?
Cons
Porous(stinky) material, not waterproof, glows in the dark!
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This dong is intended for vaginal use but can be used anally if you proceed safely. The material is extremely porous and cannot be sanitized so condoms are strongly suggested while using this (no matter where you put it).

The vibrations can aid in clitoral stimulation as well.

Material / Texture

This product is listed as being made from Better Than Real on Eden, which is essentially a more realistic form of PVC. The box lists the toy as being made from PVC so don't get misled by this name difference.

Aside from being porous and smelling like rubber, I really enjoy this material. The texture is nice and realistic without any extra bumps or twists, and the shaft is flexible yet firm enough to provide good vaginal stimulation.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This cock is perfect for the person who wants an average, realistic sized vibrator without any extras (aside from the fact that it glows in the dark!).

The shaft itself is 7" long from base to tip and it is all insertable. The diameter is a nice 1 3/4" around, but if this sounds too big for you remember that the material is flexible and forgiving.

The balls at the base measure 2" long x 2.5" wide and are a perfect size and shape for the rest of the piece. These serve as a great handle for thrusting.

The shaft is nice and squishy-soft except for where the bullet lies in the middle. The base is thick so that you can grasp it well, and the suction cup sticks fairly strongly.

Beginners or experts will enjoy the aesthetics this guy has to offer- from texture to size.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullet for this vibrator is located halfway up the shaft and is pretty strong. The vibrations resonate nicely throughout the entire shaft and can be felt everywhere. They are a tad buzzy, and not very deep, but they work well with the material. They cannot be felt in the balls, therefore your hand will not be numb when you are done using this. They stay right where they should be---in the shaft, and inside of you!

The vibrations are also virtually silent and can only be heard when you are literally right up next to the shaft, so buzz away! You will need to worry about the glowing-in-the-dark more than anything!

This guy is controlled by Cali Exotic's standard wheel controller. It's about 4.5" long and fits in the palm of one's hand very easily. The wheel is in place where you can slide it easily with your thumb and/or forefinger. Simply slide it up to increase the steady vibration's intensity. Slide it down to decrease intensity or turn the toy off. I recommend taking the batteries (2 AAs) out of this when not in use because the wheel can be turned very easily and there is no "click" to tell you that it's off.

Also take note that these controls can vary in quality and some may be touchier than others. I've had a couple of toys that have these remotes, and one of them was quite touchy and had some crazy power changes.

As far as performance everywhere else, this guy takes the cake! I love the texture and size, the vibrations are great, and he delivers just what I need.

The controller and wire to this are *not* waterproof, therefore the toy cannot be taken in the water. Be careful not to get the controller wet when cleaning as well!

Care and Maintenance

Better Than Real(PVC) is a very porous material and can absorb materials and dyes very easily. Use caution with this toy and be sure to clean it well in between uses.

This comes packaged in a box with its own plastic bag and I recommend keeping that bag for storage. A Ziploc or sock have been reported to work as well for things like this, but the best place (in my opinion) is the bag it comes in.

Clean the whole toy well with soap and warm water, making sure to scrub! Try not to get any water near the balls or suction cup if you are washing this in the sink, because you will jeopardize getting the wire/controller wet which could ruin the vibration feature.

A toy wipe will be sufficient for cleaning the wire and controller if they need it. I would recommend using the wipe for the base of the balls/suction cup as well.

Make sure to let this air dry well before placing it back in the bag to prevent moisture from getting trapped inside the bag and possibly ruining your toy.

Store in a cool, dark place on its own to prevent melting/absorbing of bacteria/breakdown of material.
    • High maintenance
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: wetone123
    Thanks for the awesome review! This toy looks pretty cool! Too bad its stinky. Sorry.
  • Contributor: Breas
    You consider glow in the dark a con? lol I love glow in the dark! thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Ivy Wilde
    Thanks for the review. I would worry about whatever makes it glow in the dark. Probably some chemical with a name that would scare small children.
  • Contributor: Ansley
    Yuck on the smell! And I agree with Ivy about the glow-in-the-dark property of the material, that's just scary to me.
  • Contributor: cherryredhead88
    LOL Ivy, I never thought of that! Thanks for reading everyone
  • Contributor: ToyGurl
    Great review! I would NEVER stick anything glow-in-the-dark in my pussy though. That just seems... bad for you!
  • Contributor: frell
    Great review I have this one as well. It's a good toy but yes the smell is extreme.
  • Contributor: big b
    thanks
  • Contributor: SaraU29
    Thanks for your review !
  • Contributor: Rin Rin
    I really liked this until you mentioned it was smelly! =/ That's a huge con for me!
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