I was hoping for more
I was disappointed in this toy. I really was hoping for more from it. The squirting effect is nice and the length is nice. But, otherwise I could take or leave this toy. The material is really hard to clean. Which is very annoying especially because I have pets so the hair sticks to it.Published: June 30, 2011
Pros:
Squirts, bendable, has length
Cons:
Hard to clean,
Experience
I have to say that I really was hoping for more from this toy. I loved that it squirted and thought how realistic that would be. But, it's really not that realistic.
First of all the material catches everything. If you have pets then beware because hair sticks to this thing like glue. I had to clean it three times just to get it clean enough to use.
When I first saw it, it was a lot bigger then it looks. It's not very thick but it is long. It's about 8 inches in length. But, I can't fit it all in to me because I'm kind of small down there.
I don't really understand why the bumps are on it because they don't touch me at all and if it's for looks it is not very attractive. The ridges add some extra sensation which is nice but it makes it so it's not as smooth.
The squirting effect is nice but it needs something thick to be used as ejaculation. I tried water first and it all just came out all over me and the bed. That was not the effect I was looking for. I tried some lube and that seemed to work out okay.
It's a good toy to use to warm up before masturbation or before sex with a partner. But, alone it didn't get me there.
First of all the material catches everything. If you have pets then beware because hair sticks to this thing like glue. I had to clean it three times just to get it clean enough to use.
When I first saw it, it was a lot bigger then it looks. It's not very thick but it is long. It's about 8 inches in length. But, I can't fit it all in to me because I'm kind of small down there.
I don't really understand why the bumps are on it because they don't touch me at all and if it's for looks it is not very attractive. The ridges add some extra sensation which is nice but it makes it so it's not as smooth.
The squirting effect is nice but it needs something thick to be used as ejaculation. I tried water first and it all just came out all over me and the bed. That was not the effect I was looking for. I tried some lube and that seemed to work out okay.
It's a good toy to use to warm up before masturbation or before sex with a partner. But, alone it didn't get me there.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
I barely use this toy. You can't use water in the squirter, so I tried to use lube, and that makes a mess and also makes me worry about possibly getting an infection. Plus, there is no way to ride it hands free. The bulb broke after the first few times I used it. I wanted to like this product, but I still don't.
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how this dildo it´s going to cum
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i have a question,,, how this dildo supose to cum ,, this one i order and came today,, i was looking through it and wonder how come this supose to cum,,, i don´t see anything that can give me a clue just the pumping thing but still i don´t know for what it´s about i am doing some research on this page,, reading this description,, and i hope this dicussion now will help me with my wondering,,, i was thinking i was suppose to put some water or some cream inside but i don´t see anyway to open the dildo even the pumping thing does not come out ,,, if you know how this cum thing works please comment below because i trully don´t have any clue thanks take care
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Quote: i have a question,,, how this dildo supose to cum ,, this one i order and came today,, i was looking through it and wonder how come this supose to cum,,, i don´t see anything that can give me a clue just the pumping thing but still i don´t know for what it´s about i am doing some research on this page,, reading this description,, and i hope this dicussion now will help me with my wondering,,, i was thinking i was suppose to put some water or some cream inside but i don´t see anyway to open the dildo even the pumping thing does not come out ,,, if you know how this cum thing works please comment below because i trully don´t have any clue thanks take careI could be wrong, but I think you actually fill the bulb with water, lube, or whatever you want to use as "semen".
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According to this review, you place the tip of the dildo in water and squeeze the bulb to suck up the liquid. You can then squeeze it during use to simulate ejaculation. :) Basically, it works similar to a turkey baster.
A few other reviews also mention using lube instead of water. Just be careful if you also plan to use it when it's not full of liquid. Forcing air into the vagina or anus without giving it room to escape immediately can result in an aneurysm, which is potentially fatal. (I'm not meaning to scare, but that's a pretty important detail that shouldn't be skipped.)
I only checked a few reviews. If you're still not sure, you can look through the reviews yourself to find the one that's most helpful to you. :)
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What is the toy made of, what kind of lubes can you use with it? Thanks for the review.
thanks for the review. Some more basic info about the dildo would make it more useful. What is its size, material it is made from, types of lube that can be used with said material.
Thanks for the review. I looked at the actual size chart and the thing looks huge!
Wouldn't "hard to clean" be a bad thing?
Thanks for the review
thx
thank you, didn't think it would be that bad
Thanks for the review
Thank you so much for reviewing!