The Emperor - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Mr. Poopy Pants

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The Emperor

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If you're looking for "Realistic," this isn't the one.

I was highly disappointed with the Emperor. It seems like California Exotics took shortcuts to save time and money on this one. I thought very hard about returning it and probably should have!
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Pros:
Bulging Veins and Creases. Moderate Size Compared to Most Black Cocks.
Cons:
Looks Nothing Like the Pictures. Solid Dark Brown Color, Lacks Detail. Strong Rubber Smell.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
I purchased the Emperor realistic "black" dildo hoping to act out the fantasy of watching my girl experience a lifelike black cock. My main reason for selecting this dildo was how detailed it looked in the pictures and all of the positive reviews it received. When it arrived, I was highly disappointed with it.

The first thing I immediately noticed was it looked nothing like the pictures on the website. I expected the tip to be a lighter brown color with a black shaft and balls. I thought that color combination was what made it look more realistic. The pictures almost looked hand painted for added detail. The dildo arrived in a solid dark brown color and looked like it just came out of the mold. It lacked all of the details I had imagined and turned out to be nothing special in my opinion.

The overall length of this toy is just under nine inches including the suction cup. It's seven inches insertable and six inches in circumference. This cock is big but not as large as some of the other black monsters that are available. I would compare the size to being very similar to the Adam's pleasureskin cock. The Emperor didn't even feel close to real to me. It's flexible and has good density but felt too rubbery. The texture is sticky and requires a large amount of lube for insertion. Because of this, it also easily attracts hair and lint. It does have bulging veins and creases that helps it feel and appear more realistic. The balls are fairly hard.

It arrived in a clear plastic packaging that was easy to open. It was not sealed in any way. I'm not too crazy about this because I like to know that I'm the first person to handle my new toy. The Emperor is rubber, and when I removed it from the packaging, you could really smell it! The smell is noticeable but doesn't smell bad or overpowering. It does leave a distinguishable odor on your hands or clothes when you handle it. This may not be the best option for a person wanting to be discreet about using it. You might also have to make special considerations on where to store it. Hopefully the smell will begin to go away after a few washes. Because this toy is made of rubber, I would recommend washing it before and after each use with anti-bacterial soap or a toy cleaner. I would also use a condom because it's porous.

Overall it's not a terrible toy that most women will probably appreciate. The Emperor just lacked the realistic factors I was looking for in it. This one is just another typical rubber dildo in my opinion!
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My The Emperor tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Genitals
    • Oral
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  • ? Amanda ?
    ? Amanda ?  
    I just hate that when the color doesn't look like it does online. I think it has a lot to do with lighting. Maybe? Thanks for the review!
  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    Thanks for the review, I agree I hate when colors don't match the pic. That is a large reason that I get some things.
  • Mr. Poopy Pants
    Mr. Poopy Pants  
    Thanks for the votes and comments!

  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    Thanks for the review. Sorry to hear that it was a disappointment.
  • dv8
    dv8  
    No experience of actually using the toy?
  • liilii080
    liilii080  
    The smell of rubber makes me gag. I'll be sure to bypass this one! I'd recommend something Vickskin if you want realistic.
  • bluekaren
    bluekaren  
    Did you use it, does it bend at all, is it compatible with any lubes? Good review other than those things!!
  • Mr. Poopy Pants
    Mr. Poopy Pants  
    Sorry, I haven't used this toy because I wasn't really happy with it, and had several others that I liked to actually try. My main reason for writing this review was so that others interested in it would know that it doesn't look like what is pictured. It was a disappointment to me.

    The toy is soft and very flexible. It's rubber, so it's compatible with silicone and water based lubes.

    Thanks for the advice and comments!
  • juggalicious
    juggalicious  
    Thanks, almost bought this one because I liked the way it looked!
  • Antipova
    Antipova  
    Thanks for letting us know what this looks like.
  • Princess CreamPie
    Princess CreamPie  
    Sorry it didn't look the same.
  • SizeQueen
    SizeQueen  
    Thanks for reviewing this!!
  • Mr. Poopy Pants
    Mr. Poopy Pants  
    Thanks for all of the comments!
  • ToyGurl
    ToyGurl  
    I hate when the product looks NOTHING like it is shown online. That really just pushes my buttons. Especially when you're buying something specifically for the looks, and not the usual things.

    I ordered a glass toy and was so disappointed because it was not at all pink like I had hoped. More of a light orange color. I returned it anyhow, it had a huge air bubble.
  • bigfuckindicksDOTnet
    bigfuckindicksDOTnet  
    thanks glad i ddnt buy it
  • Honey Girl
    Honey Girl  
    thanks for the review
  • Love Perpetua
    Love Perpetua  
    Thanks for letting us know it didn't look like the picture. That is disappointing.
  • strawberry dream
    strawberry dream  
    I got this dildo color is off and it's too big to fit most women gives a big orgasm but color disappointing though.
  • noelleish
    noelleish  
    nice review!
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