Mini cock by Doc Johnson

I find it hilarious that people would buy something advertised as a "MINI cock" and expect it to be large and filling. A quick look at the properties tab will show you that this dildo is, indeed, very small, so if you're looking for something to fill you up, look elsewhere. If you're looking for something tiny--and I was--then this is the toy for you.

Doc Johnson's mini cock arrives in barely-sealed plastic packaging. The backsplash is a trippy mixture of purple and blue swirls and dots, and the toy's name is written across the top in a calculator-esque font.

The actual dildo is 3 inches long and less than an inch thick; it fits in the palm of my hand, and the shaft is about as thick as my thumb. In terms of weight, it feels no heavier than a chicken's egg. The mini cock is made out of supple rubber that isn't floppy and stands up perfectly straight when you hold it in the palm of your hand, but isn't as stiff as metal or glass. You can bend the toy easily. The rubber is realistically detailed and painted, with a slightly pronounced vein running up the length of the shaft and a well-sculpted pink head. The balls are small and thin.

Thanks to the size of this dildo, it's really hard to use a condom with it. However, rubber is not a very sanitary material, so I highly recommend using a condom. I ended up cutting off the bottom half of the condom so that the balls were left exposed; it's a pain in the arse to do, however, so keep that in mind. You can clean this dildo with soap and water or toy cleaner.

The rubber material also smells really, really, REALLY awful. It has a very pungent and sickly sweet smell that assaults your nose as soon as you take the toy out of the package. The truly horrifying part of it is that the smell will actually rub off on your hands! Again, I highly recommend using a condom with this toy to block out some of the toy's stench.

This toy is very easy to insert vaginally, thanks to its small size, and you won't need much lube to slide it in an out of you. You can feel the pronounced vein at the entrance of your vaginal canal, and I found this slight "bumpy" sensation very pleasurable. The mini cock is so small that it's easy to keep a good grip on it while you thrust and twist the dildo. Rubbing the textured head on my clitoris was pleasurable, but it wasn't textured enough to give a lot of external stimulation. Obviously, this is not a girthy or heavy toy by any means, so if you're looking for something to "fill you up," look elsewhere.

The mini cock is also a good beginner's anal toy. The balls create a great base that is about 3 times the size of the shaft of the toy, so you really don't have to worry about the toy slipping in. If you want to be extra-cautious, however, I recommend using a condom as a back-up retrieval method. Also, make sure to use a condom if you plan on using this toy for both anal and vaginal penetration.

Some people may complain about the size of this cock, but let's be honest: it IS advertised as a mini dildo! Most people will have no need for something this small, but it does just what it's supposed to do. At the very least, it's a great gag gift for your partner's stocking or a bachelorette party.

After a horrible trip to the gynecologist's, I was told to start stretching out my hymen, which is very rigid and causes me a lot of pain during penetrative sex. I decided that the best way to do this would be through a combination of finger exercises (so I could scissor them and stretch my hymen that way) and dildos of various sizes (so I could experience penetration for an extended period of time and not have to worry about my fingers aching).

Doc Johnson's mini cock is my "second step" in the plan, a step up from using just my fingers. After masturbating for a few moments to arouse myself, I relaxed against my pillows, put a tiny dollop of water-based lubricant on to the mini cock, and inserted it slowly. When it was inserted to the balls, I let go and let the dildo stay put. There was a good bit of pressure on my hymen for the first minute or two, so I decided to thrust it a bit to "loosen things up." Though this was initially painful, my hymen soon stretched enough to accommodate this tiny toy comfortably.

The mini cock is now an indespensible part of my hymen-stretching regiment, and I'm sure it'll help me reach my final goal: enjoying penetrative sex to its fullest!

I also tested out this toy anally. Its petite size made it super-easy for me to just lube the toy up and slip it in to my bum. Thrusting with this toy is a bit difficult, to be honest, because the balls aren't super-thick, so I treated it like a buttplug. I slipped on my panties and walked around the house with it on for about 30 minutes. It didn't slip out too much, but it didn't move a little, and it probably would've slid out entirely if I wasn't wearing panties. Still, I enjoyed it!

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I actually threw this toy out about 2 months ago. The smell of it got to be WAY too much, even though it was kept in a plastic bag AND inside of a metal tin. I also discovered better small-sized toys, namely the Tantus Small Silk, which I would recommend over this mini-dildo any day.