Belladonna's bitch fist - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by YoungCouple

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It's smaller than a Man's fist, but MEANER! This Size Queen is Dethroned

If you like them BIG (and I mean BIG), extremely detailed and realistic, and you love the idea of clenched fist heading right for your pleasure spots, you are gonna love the Belladonna bitch fist. It's also great for parties, gag gifts, or movie props.
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Pros:
Intimidation Factor, Size, Realism, Taboo, Zombies?
Cons:
HUGE Size is hard to fit, no suction cup or harness compatibility, What no painted fingernails?
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
The mail comes, there is a big, heavy, but inconspicuous brown box. We open the box, and there, in all it's realistic glory, is meanest fist this side of the Mississippi. From the see through blister pack you can see Belladonna looking at you menacingly, as if to say one thing:

I am going to punch you in the Vagina.

First Impression: We take it out of the plastic, notice a slight, but not bad odor, and set it on the table. Yes, it really stands like the one in the picture, and yes you can scare the S^*# out of your significant other by leaving it in random places around the house.

Sitting on the table, it still looks mean, hubby tries to convince himself that it's the angle and picks the fist up for the first time. Nope, not the angle. 360 degrees of 3-d rotation and this thing "owns" every one of them. Once you wrap your fingers around it, hold it, feel it's skin-like sil-a-gel material, see every wrinkle in Belladonna's wrist, every vein, every teenage acne scar on her forearm - you really get the feeling that you are holding a dead arm. And things get a little creepy (but fun creepy). This toy is pure taboo, unlike a dildo, if a family member or friend finds this in your collection, things are gonna get weird fast.

You find yourself wondering if you can actually put this thing inside of you. If the sight of a clenched fist trying desperately to enter your pussy is really the same as a partner expertly working up to 5 fingers, pointing them straight, and ever so gently entering you.

It's not the same...

To be serious, this fist is heavy, but slightly smaller than the dimensions on EF, about 9" around, 11" tall, and definitely NOT shaped for easy insertion. It's a good deal smaller than hubby's fist (thank god!). The sil-a-gel material is fairly safe, definitely life-like, and because it's PVC based you can use any kind of lube - silicone or water based. It's also free of Phthalates.

The material is very firm, it gives, but not a lot, which really makes this arm look like a movie prop. Hubby thought it was hilarious to put the arm in a dress shirt and chase me with it; hilarious for him maybe! There are no suction cups or harness attachments of any kind, though the material is hard enough to make something yourself.

It attracts less dust than rubber and cleanup is easy with soap and water or toy cleaner, though you should use a condom if sharing the fist. It's on the smaller size (overall, not the insertable circumference, that is definitely big) for a larger toy, but it will not fit into a gallon zip-lock. You will need a two gallon if you store your toys separately, and this toy does not come with a bag or case.

On a footnote, Sil-a-Gel seems to take a lot longer than other materials to warm up. You will want to run the toy under some warm water before playtime unless you like cold toys. Sil-a-gel is also not sterilize-able, so if sharing or using anally, which I suspect a lot of size kings will, you will need a condom, Magnums work, but Magnum XL's work better. A regular condom will break easily on this if it fits on at all.

This toy is easy to clean with soap and water or toy cleaner, I prefer soap and water on this one because of the size. Also, a soft brush will help you clean between the fingers.
Experience
Once I finally worked up the nerve to take this thing, we decided that we would need some definite warm up. We started with a large harness dong, then slowly moved up to the Dick Rambone Cock (7 inches around), and then to BAM (8.5 inches around) and then some regular fisting. All in all, we only own toys from EF and we had used all of the largest in our arsenal, it was definitely a Size Queen night! I was right on the verge or orgasm as hubby slowly slipped out BAM and started to lube up bella.

He took his time making sure to get the lube into every crevice and fold of her fingers, then he rubbed bella around my pelvis, my clit and eventually began to slowly push bella inside.

I could not feel any stretching even though hubby was obviously pushing with a good amount of pressure. He tried rotating bella around 360 degrees and using all sorts of wierd angles and positions to try to get her in, but we were still having trouble. She didn't even want to start to go in. He tried slipping some fingers around the front to open me up, swithcing back to the dildos to try and take advantage of the gape, and finally he gave me the look that said "should i just try and jam it in there"?

I gave him a hesitant nod, and watched as hubby place BOTH hands at the base of the fist, pointed the thumb right into my pussy and began what I can only think of a kinksters weightlifting move. He literally got to the point of leaning his entire body weight into me, and it still would not budge. After about an hour of this, I got a bit frustrated and ended up going back to the dildos for my big finish.

The experience of trying this toy though was like nothing you could ever imagine. You feel dirty, and definitely right on the outer edge of kinky. Watching hubby try and force a woman's clenched fist in to me was hugely intimidating, but sexy at the same time. If you have any fixations with Belladonna, Zombies, or morbidity fantasies I highly recommend this toy. If you can fit it, more power too you, but I don't think many could, unless you have some LARGE toys from other websites to train with.

Fisting is really meant to start with the fingers straight and end with them clenched, begining with a full on fist is best left to the pros I think. This size queen is officially dethroned.

Stay tuned for a follow up if we can actually get this in!

Our rating explained: Though this toy did not fit, i'm not taking any stars away, it will fit someone out there, and they will love it. I think that this toy is more about the "idea" of the fist. The build quality from Doc Johnson on this one is just fantastic. It's realistic, and the mold is perfect with no seams or imperfections. We took a star away for the lack of harness compatibility or a suction cup, I REALLY wanted to see this thing stuck to the roman pillars in our bedroom!
Follow-up commentary
I wish we had more to add here. After months of play with bigger toys, it still won't fit, and it's still funny as hell.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Belladonna's bitch fist tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Heavy play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • XXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXX  
    Nice review
  • ToyingCouple
    ToyingCouple  
    Awesome review..... loved the experience section. This is a downright nasty toy that I'd love to conquer!
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Great review!
  • Josmoseph
    Josmoseph  
    What in the world? Maybe you can use this to slap someone as a gag or something...
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Great Review. You are a real trouper for trying so hard to take this beast.
  • ScottA
    ScottA  
    Yikes!
  • Emma (Girl With Fire)
    Emma (Girl With Fire)  
    Your review was fantastic. And I would buy this just to throw in my toy box and freak people out. I doubt i could ever get it into me... but then ... I have had kids so it's certainly not out of the question.
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Totally awesome review! I thoroughly enjoyed reading it - keep my focus the whole way through.
    Cracked me up at times. Sounds like you two had quite some fun!.
    I look forward to the follow up.
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Sorry - kept my focus. It's been a longggggg day of cooking - I'm tired. Well, that's my excuse anyway.
  • toxie m
    toxie m  
    Oh wow, what a review! Great stuff
  • *Ashley*
    *Ashley*  
    Awesome review! Thanks for sharing!! looking forward to your follow up review.
  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    Lol love the review!
  • liilii080
    liilii080  
    This would be a great Halloween prop!
  • nolongerhere
    nolongerhere  
    Hilarious review! Really enjoyed reading. I second liilii080; You should use it for halloween!
  • Rarity
    Rarity  
    This is the most amusing review I have read! Thank you for trying this out and sharing your experience with us.
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Im amazed someone actually tried this thing.
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    ty ty!
  • Hubby80
    Hubby80  
    Thank you for the reveiw
  • Badonk
    Badonk  
    oh geez haha
  • Melan!e
    Melan!e  
    Woah... Nice review though.
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