Dick Rambone cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Kisses and Kinks (aka Twisted Finger)

There's no way this will fit anywhere in my body. I was a fool and didn't thoroughly check the specs. On that note, my God this thing is huge! Since I cannot use it, I gave it to my roommate as an early birthday present. He found a lot of unusual, but hilarious non-sexual ways to use this beast. The story of a young gay frat boy, a monstrous dildo, and his frat brothers are included in the off-site review. Enjoy!

This is more for comic relief than anything else, but the dildo has gone over very well at the fraternity. It has been drenched in Everclear and set on fire, thrown through ceilings, and given "a proper urethra," by a frat member. It is still practically intact even though it has sustained all sorts of incredible abuse. In fact, many of the frat members are now convinced that the fire has made it stronger than it previously was.