Dick Rambone cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by KnK

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It's Too Big, Too Wide, Too Strong, It Won’t Fit…

The Dick Rambone Dildo is not made for beginners or even the average user. Even size queens/kings will likely have a very difficult time inserting this toy. The dildo is made of Sil-a-Gel which includes an anti-bacterial agent. The dildo is incredibly heavy and the suction cup does not effectively support the massive volume of this toy. Before purchasing, take into full consideration the size of this toy and use lube.
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Pros:
makes a great gag gift, sturdy, anti-bacterial agent in dildo
Cons:
heavy, smells awful, too big for most users, suction cup can’t sustain weight of dildo
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Experience
There's no way this will fit anywhere in my body. I was a fool and didn't thoroughly check the specs. On that note, my God this thing is huge! Since I cannot use it, I gave it to my roommate as an early birthday present. He found a lot of unusual, but hilarious non-sexual ways to use this beast. The story of a young gay frat boy, a monstrous dildo, and his frat brothers are included in the off-site review. Enjoy!
Follow-up commentary
This is more for comic relief than anything else, but the dildo has gone over very well at the fraternity. It has been drenched in Everclear and set on fire, thrown through ceilings, and given "a proper urethra," by a frat member. It is still practically intact even though it has sustained all sorts of incredible abuse. In fact, many of the frat members are now convinced that the fire has made it stronger than it previously was.
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  • Highmaintenancegirl916
    Highmaintenancegirl916  
    thanks for the review.
  • Ms. Spice
    Ms. Spice  
    this is absolutely hysterical. I always thought why someone needed a 14" inch dildo and you just gave me ton of ideas. thanks for the great review LOL
  • godweensatan
    godweensatan  
    hhaha...funny
  • Nirelan
    Nirelan  
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    I love the frat boy stories, omg! Thanks for the good laugh.
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Interesting frat use...lol.
  • MissYouBubbles
    MissYouBubbles  
    leave it up to the frat houses
  • buttman
    buttman  
    Thanks for the review!
  • KRD
    KRD  
    thanks!
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    Thanks for the great review!
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    lovebites  
    thanks for the review!
  • 311KB69
    311KB69  
    THANKS
  • Rory
    Rory  
    Nice review! Thanks!! Way way to big for me!!!
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    rpmast3r  
    thanks
  • Kristi :)
    Kristi :)  
    made me laugh!! thank you!!
  • noway
    noway  
    LOL, love the frat stories!
  • 311KB69
    311KB69  
    THANKS
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