Gia Darling futurotic dong - realistic vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by WetJenn

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Its okay.

This toy is alright. Nothing spectacular. One you could get off with, but wouldnt be your choice if you had other toys to pick. It is not one that would be in my top 5 list of recommedations. It is a forgettable toy, that could do with some improvements.
the material
vibrator bullet placed off center, vibrator disappointing, size could be better
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy can be used for vaginal or anal use. It is a vibrator dong. It is realistic with balls and coloration to match a real penis.

This toy would be appropiate for anyone. It is not to large and would be a good starter vibrator for those looking to try sex toys.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The material is smooth and light. It was a little to light for my taste. I prefer a little bit of weight to the toys and this really didn't have any to it at all. This material is awesome when it comes to using lube. You need to use a teeny tiny amount to lube it up nicely.

There is no noticable texture to this toy, except some slight shaping on the ball area.

It did feel somewhat sticky when it came out of the box, but that quickly washed away with some warm water and soap.

Design / Shape / Size

The toy is a realistic mold of an actual porn star. It happens to be a transgender porn star, if that affects your wanting to use the toy or not. It did not mine.

The penis is rather skinny(I prefer thickness over length). It has a nice shape, that I easily slipped in. It does not have a large head, which is disappointing.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls of the vibrator are super easy to work. They are control with a spin dial in a wired remote control. The dial was fairly tight which is nice because that prevents unwanted turn on moments. It is a quiet vibrator, not producing alot of noise.

The strength of the vibrator could have been better. You turn the dial and expect it to come on sooner, but it doesn't and when it does finally come on it is not the strongest I've felt(nor is it the weakest). You expect more vibration with the way the dial turned, but don't get it.

I didnt want to put this in the design because I dont think it is part of it, but it seems like the actual vibration bullet was placed in the toy crookedly. It is noticably visible on one side of the shaft, not enough to break through the material but enough to notice it.

Care and Maintenance

The toy is easy to care for, warm water and soap. Drying it off completely. The material will break down. The box came with a bottle of maintence powder to apply to the toy when not in use. It is put on after washing, lightly coat the shaft and the balls of the toy.

I would find a place to store this toy away from others and possibly it's own bag/box to put it in. It came in a plastic bag, which is not ideal.


I bought this just purely on the shape of the penis in the picture. I saw that it was a vibrator and was a realistic one. I did not realize until I got that it is a preop male to female transexual penis. It doesn't matter to me really, a dick is a dick honestly. The box threw me off completely. lol. Other then that the box is a regular cardboard toy box with nothing in it but the toy and some maintence powder for the toys material.
Follow-up commentary
This toy melted shortly after having it, made a big mess in the box it was in. I would not recommend it to any one ever.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Sangsara
    interesting thanx!
  • kitty1949
    Thanks for sharing... sucks that the vibrator wasn't all that great.
  • married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Falsepast
    Eh, if the vibrator is only 1/5 I'll pass
  • Mistress Dragon
    Thank you for sharing to bad that the vibrator was not what you would expect from it.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Nice review! Thanks!!
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