Jelly Royal Pain in the Ass

I was excited when i received this toy but when i tried to use it, it was more of a job than a pleasure.
Published:
Pros:
Realistic
Cons:
Flaccid and floppy
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review

Use

This over sized lifelike molded dildo crafted from soft jelly will drive you wild with its revolutionary silicon, but it is very floppy almost like a limp flaccid penis. This toy is the perfect size and likeness of a real penis. but the material it is made from makes it nearly impossible to use anally.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Vaginal
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Not travel frienfly very large
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

My impression of this material is, it's a good material if you want a more realistic feel to your toys. This toy does have a very off-putting smell. It's very realistic but it's more like a very large limp, flaccid penis.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I loved the design, shape and feel of this toy. It imitates a penis to the T but it is made of the jelly material so it is very floppy, and not easy to use anally. If you like your toys a bit larger then this one is for you. Not very discreet at all very large size.
    • Futuristic
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

I didn't personally like this toy because i use sex toys anally and the material it is made from i don't think is for that use.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

The use of condoms is recommended to keep this porous adult toy clean and to minimize the risk of transmitting viruses or bacteria especially if the toy is being used both anally and vaginally.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
Follow-up commentary
I still think this toy is useless. Not to be used by men for anal play, does not work. For vaginal use only.
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Just use a condom.
  • clearhearted
    clearhearted  
    Thanks for the review.
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Thank you!
  • skunked
    skunked  
    Thank you!
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
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