Jenna's dream dong - realistic dildo vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Darling Dove

For as long as I have been looking at toys, this was my 'dream' toy. There was something about it's appearance, and its size, which at the time, due to my former boyfriend, was taboo for me. (Insecure guy, wanted me to use nothing bigger than him). Even through our break-up though the attraction stuck and one day I finally caved in and bought it for myself.

I will not be shy about this- I love this toy. I have my standard go-to toys, but when I want to take real time out and love myself I use this. The material is really soft and plush, it's big enough to make you feel full but it's not hard, so it doesn't hurt. It feels SO amazingly real, with all the ridges, and subtle veins, every time I look closely at the details it amazes me, even though I've owned it for months. It vibrates, although it's a bit loud, and once you get the batteries seated correctly, the lights are amazing. If I am going on cam, I use this toy. If I am showing off, I show off this toy. This is one of my prized possessions.

I have noticed most of the other reviews don't speak too highly of it- I think this is a major matter of personal preference. The first time I used it, it did stretch me and hurt me a little. But, it's something that time (and more sexual experience in general) will wash away. The only thing that would make me like this toy more is if the SMALL inconsistencies were fixed in it- and really, they are small.

For example, the head of the toy isn't glued to the inner vibrating core, so it can shift around. It's stuck in place pretty good, but when cleaning it it can be a bit obnoxious. The only other issue I can think of is that the material, while feeling wonderful, doesn't do very well under tension, and breaks down quickly- proper care can slow this down, but I'm not sure if it can prevent it entirely due to UR3 being a fragile thing.

Sometimes I also have trouble with the screw-on battery cap, but sometimes I don't. It seems to be a pretty fickle thing and that's a bit annoying as well. I have also heard complaints that the vibrations are weak- This is something I myself haven't noticed, however I do like weaker vibrations myself, and I think for most people it's an issue of the material dampening the vibrations. The UR3 does transmit them excellently though.

Personally, I keep all my jelly or lifelike materials sealed in storage bags, so they wont come in contact with one another, and they'll stay clean and free of dust or other floating particles in between cleanings. One of my favorite features of this vibrator is it comes with it's own luxurious lint-free silk bag! It even has a drawstring to tie it shut, although mine came out. This feature alone earns points in my book. It makes storage so much easier than fighting with large gallon sized bags every time I want to use a realistic toy|Jenna's dream dong.

Remember, since this is a lifelike material, some lubricants will be incompatible with it- as always, before using a lube with your new toy, check and make sure that lube is safe for it. Water based lube is pretty much always a-ok, though!

Oh, of course. I almost forgot, but reading a note from Sleeping Dreamer on another review reminded me ;) Please use a condom with UR3 toys, especially if you're sharing or if you want to use them anally and vaginally. If you aren't going to do that, at least THOROUGHLY clean them before and after each use, with antibacterial cleaner|Body wipes and antibacterial cleaners, and make sure to dust them with corn starch to protect the delicate surface and texture of UR3. Make sure they are ENTIRELY dry before storing them since the porous nature might allow mold or bacteria to thrive. Using a condom might dampen the effect of the realistic texture- but if you share your toys or use them anally and vaginally you need to, or you'll risk getting yourself or your partner sick, and ruining your toy. Enjoy yourselves, but please be safe.