Long John - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Sexual-Deviant

I will start off by saying that this toy isn't that bad. It does not give me screaming-my-lungs-out orgasms or anything, but is a good toy for the price.

I like that it is veined. I cannot seem to find many veined toys that I can actually feel when I masturbate. Most of the toys just look veined and cool, but once I use them, I cannot feel anything veiny! This toy is different. I definitely credit its texture to its harder rubber surface. Most rubber toys are quite soft. This one, however, almost feels more like a jelly-based toy.

Neither the overview on the website or the packaging really specifies what this can be used for. I used it vaginally, but I imagine that with lubrication, this can be used anally as well. It is not very thick, so I think it is well-suited for both ends. HOWEVER, please make sure to wash the toy after every use ESPECIALLY if you use it both anally and vaginally. I would also seriously consider using a condom with this toy. While it is a harder material, it is still made of rubber. Rubber is porous, so it can harbor bacteria and germs. You would not want a fun night of "ridin' solo" with this toy to result in an infection!

Also, I mentioned lubrication with this toy. Make note that you can use silicone and water-based lubricants with this toy.

While I would not recommend this toy to experienced masturbators looking for something new, I would recommend this to newbies looking to see what masturbating is all about. The vibrations aren't powerful, but they are decent. The size is not too daunting - which is a good thing for everyone! Also, the price is good. So, if you are new to this and just want to see what it feels like, I would go with this toy. After all, you can't knock it 'til you try it!