Johnny Be Good, SO GOOD!The search for the ultimate dildo ends here! Why keep throwing your money away on toys that don't last and aren't safe for your body? Johnny will blow your mind with his realistic, skin-like touch and his satisfying size. Don't hesitate on this one!
MATERIAL & TEXTURE
Until Johnny came along, I was positive that Adam's Pleasureskin Cock was my one true love. Pleasureskin, which Adam is made of, feels almost as great, but is substantially less expensive, because it's nothing more than a blend of porous plastics. On the other hand VixSkin gives its user(s) ultimate peace of mind, because it's made of Silicone, one of the safest materials available on the market. Johnny is entitled to his bragging rights: non-porous, latex-free, phthalates free, and hypo-allergenic. Take that Pleasureskin!
Unlike a real penis, where the surface would be more velvety, Johnny's is stickier with more grab, but it's definitely soft and squishy. I purchased the chocolate version and there is a little luster to it on some parts, but it's mostly a matte finish. If you drag your finger across the surface, it will pull at the outerlayer of 'skin', just like on a real cock. Pretty cool, eh?
Orally-speaking, practice all you want on Johnny, because his 'hygiene' is excellent! No smell, no taste. He'll stay hard and he will conform better to your mouth and throat better than most toys. I've sucked quite a few dildos and he feels as close to the real thing as it's going to get.
SIZE & DESIGN
If I could redesign my man to have the perfect cock, it would have to be molded after Johnny. From the comfortable length (7" total, 6-1/4" insertable) to the very satisfying girth (6" circumference, 1-7/8" diameter), this hunk of muscle is a dream come true!
Johnny maintains a stiff erection due to a firm inner core of silicone, which is then covered with the outer layer of VixSkin. This unique combination gives him enough bounce and swing to provide the user with the most realistic experience he/she will get from a brainless toy.
He's equipped with his own set of textured gonads, including a beautifully designed helmet, the folds of the foreskin (which are eerily realistic), and veins. I did notice that the meatus opening is missing on the head. And what do you know? The left nut is even larger than the right on my model!
The base is flat and will fit into any harness that will accommodate the 1-7/8 diameter of the toy. It will also stand alone, although there is no suction.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
If you want Johnny to last, and believe me, you do, treat him like the precious pussy (or ass) pleaser that he is! Vixen Creations does offer a Lifetime Guarantee on their silicone toys, but if the damage results from neglect on the user's behalf (i.e., "the new puppy found it"), they won't cover it. Just hold on to your receipt, and I suggest keeping the clamshell box it comes in, as it makes the perfect storage box for the toy and has all the care instructions printed on the backside. Plus it will keep this "lint-magnet" free of fuzz.
Johnny can be thoroughly and easily cleaned with warm water and antibacterial soap, or by boiling for 3 minutes (not 10 like some other silicone toys) to completely sterilize the surface. Neither of these methods will degrade the quality of the silicone. The manufacturer's site also suggests tossing their toys in the dishwasher, but that isn't one of my favorite nor eco-friendly methods, unless you have lots of toys to wash in one load! And always use a water-based lubricant during play.
WORTH THE "DILDOUGH"?
OMG, YES! Sure, it put a small dent in any toy budget, but it's so re-assuring to know that when properly cared for, it will outlast dozens of cheaper dildos. I'm already saving for another VixSkin piece. 5-stars for you Johnny!
I also own the SpareParts Joque Harness and Johnny fits in perfectly, his balls tucking neatly into the fabric crotch pocket. I do have to shimmy the O-ring down around him, making sure that I don't puncture the Vixskin with a fingernail as it could tear. Once strapped, Johnny looks so good and so real!