Johnny - realistic dildo by Vixen Creations, Inc - review by biancajames

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This was my first silicone dildo that I purchased 6 years ago. It's still in fantastic condition, and I love it as much as the day I bought it. Johnny is a joy for those who love a long, thick cock with a bit of a curve!
Luscious size and girth, durable, realistic, great G-spot sensation.
May be too big for some people, difficult to clean "foreskin."
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Johnny is the first silicone toy I ever bought---6 years ago! I am glad to see he is still popular as ever.

Johnny has followed me across five moves, and I'm still in love with him. He is possibly my longest-lasting sexual relationship, and we're still going strong! (And yes, I'm going to refer to this inanimate object with masculine pronouns because... this is LOVE, people.)

When I bought Johnny, I was looking for a silicone cock that I could wear in a harness, that was realistic and elegant, and big, though not ridiculously so. Yes, I am a bit of a size queen, and at 7" long and almost 2" thick, Johnny and I were love at first sight. I bought him in black silicone (this was before the VixSkin edition was released), because even though I love the realistic details---the pulled back foreskin, veined shaft, and textured balls---the realistic skin colors ick me out a little bit.

I must say that 6 years later, he has held up remarkably well. The only noticeable change is that the finish on his surface has gone from shiny/glossy to sort of matte---I assume from repeated use. No problems with lintiness, thankfully.

I love how full he makes me feel when inserted, and the slightly curved, ridged head is amazing for G spot stimulation. He feels equally awesome whether used for thrusting, or for practicing kegels. His weighty balls are great for using in a harness, but his base doesn't get in the way of a clitoral vibrator (I like to pair him with my Hitachi or Silver Bullet). And he looks seriously bad ass when worn in a harness, or even on the nightstand. I brought him with me on a recent trip to Europe, and my playmate couldn't keep his hands off him!

Because Johnny is silicone, he should not be used with silicone lubes. You can disinfect him with a soak in a 10% bleach solution, boiling, or by sticking him in the dishwasher (probably only if you're sharing him with a partner or switching between anal/vaginal use, though I am nowhere near hardcore enough to stick such a massive dildo up my butt). Otherwise, a good wash with soap and water will suffice (I like Dr. Bronner's Peppermint as a toy wash). One thing to watch out for is that crud easily accumulates in the ridges in the foreskin and balls, and it's gross. So take some time with those areas.

Otherwise, I cannot think of a more perfect toy for those who love a long, girthy dildo!
I posed with Johnny for a promotional picture for my blog, based on a shot of Grace Jones holding a gun from A View to a Kill. It turned out badass. You can see the picture here!
Follow-up commentary
While Johnny does have some competition from the even girthier Maverick in my toy box, I'm never gonna give him up! I expect to spend many more happy years with Johnny!
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My Johnny tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Masturbation
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Genitals
    • P-spot
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  • Antipova
    Oh man, I love reviews from long-term perspectives! I've been considering Johnny for a long time, but I love my VIP about as much as you seem to love Johnny.

    Dr. Bronner's peppermint as a toy wash, though? Dang, I can't get that too close or it stings! Almond all the way for me
  • biancajames
    Naw, the peppermint reside doesn't seem to stick to it or anything, but even if it did I probably wouldn't mind.

    The VIP looks awesome too, though I am definitely a girth fan!
  • Katelyn
    Wow! Six years old is an amazing length of time! Thanks for reviewing : )
  • biancajames
    Silicone really does last forever!
  • The Mother of a SiNner
    nice review
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  • Jimbo Jones
    I think the transition from shiny to matte is probably as much from the cleaning as from the use, but I'm sure it's both. The black color certainly makes the lint harder to see. I agree that Johnny is definitely awesome. Thanks for the great review.
  • biancajames
    @Jimbo have you had a similar experience then? Part of me was like "oh no, did I accidentally use silicone lube with it?" (I very well might have) but I think the matteness really just is from years of lots of us. It can get a tiny bit linty but is not nearly so much a lint magnet as when it was new!
  • pixxie87
    great review. I really enjoyed reading it.
  • Why Not?
  • SadoMas
    ty ty!
  • Falsepast
    Not too big for me
  • snowminx
    nice review =)
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