Johnny's Quite The Catch!Oh Johnny, where have you been all my life! This dual-density dildo is the most realistic feeling toy I've ever had the pleasure of using. The details of the piece are impressive, the variety of uses is wonderful, and the safe material makes it a sure choice. Some might find fault with the color options, and others might find that the size doesn't work out for them, but for the average user, it doesn't get any better than Johnny!
- Dual-Density Material
- Harness Compatible
- Anal Save
- Only Available In Realistic Colors
- Not Discreet
Feeling as close to the real thing as you can get, Johnny is sure to satisfy your sexual hunger. With an active imagination paired with the great design, it's nearly impossible to tell it's not the real deal. When placed in warm water for a period of time, the material warms up well and adds another lifelike element. The size is nicely filling and the prominent head can easily rub your G-spot into ecstasy! The base of the toy acts as a great handle for thrusting on your own, and while it doesn't have an actual suction cup it will stay put if you press it down on a smooth, flat surface. It won't stick to the wall, but it stays in place fairly well on a chair or similar area.
The design of the base makes this toy great for other things as well. Anal play is made totally safe since there's no way for the dildo to accidentally be sucked inside of you. How this connects with the P-spot will depend on anatomy, but even if it doesn't, it will still provide you with an amazingly full feeling. If you're planning on using this both vaginally and anally in the same session, make sure you use condoms and change them between orifices. Switching from anal to vaginal play might introduce bacteria that could potentially cause an infection, so don't take that suggestion lightly.
Johnny fits nicely in a harness and can be used between same sex couples or for pegging. Because the look and feel is so real, this dildo can help you and your partner fulfill fantasies you otherwise would be unable to. Double penetration is possible with and without a male harness and could satisfy the desire to have intercourse with multiple people, without worrying about how your partner may feel as a result.
Though it won't stick to the shower wall, this dildo can be used in the tub or shower without the worry of anything happening to it. There are no internal parts that could break and nowhere for water to leak into. No matter where you want to play with Johnny, Johnny is ready to play!
The surface of the toy is quite tacky and picks up a lot of lint and hair. There's a lot of drag to the surface, but that can be fixed by using a good water-based lubricant. Apart from the drag, the silicone is smooth, though there are several raised veins on the toy and an area of wrinkled skin at the top of the shaft. These can add stimulation during use, but shouldn't bother those that are texture sensitive. The testicles also have a lot of texture to them which are mainly there to give them a more realistic look. Since you don't insert them, it's unlikely you would feel the texture during penetration.
The feel of this toy is truly amazing! The plush outer layer has a lot of give to it and is very easy to squeeze. The tip of the head is the squishiest area because the inner core doesn't extend to the very end of the toy. About 1/2" down from the tip is where you can start feeling the firmer silicone inside, and is closer to the top of the head and isn't centered. Because of the location, it provides firmer stimulation to the G-spot if you use the dildo with the testicles pointed down. Though the inner core is more firm than the surface, it still can bend easily in any direction. This might make it a little more difficult to insert than some of the more rigid dildos, but it also feels much more realistic as a result. The bend takes away a lot of the fear that this toy will cause pain if you accidentally thrust it too hard against your cervix, and keeps penetration comfortable.
The base of the toy wasn't made with nearly as much give as the shaft and head of the dildo. The bottom is flat and shiny and feels more solid so that it will fit into a harness without it flopping around. The bottom of the toy is totally without texture, but was made so that it wouldn't easily slip around on a flat surface. Though it couldn't stick to the wall, if pressed down onto the right surface, it will form a very small suction; making it easier to ride.
Straight out of the package, there is an odd smell to the dildo. It has a plastic smell to it, though I can't exactly place where I've smelled it before. The packaging doesn't smell that way, just the dildo. After washing a few times, the scent has lingered but did lessen. It's not a bad scent, but it is obvious.
(Johnny in Caramel on the left, and Maverick in Vanilla on the right)
From the tip of the head to the top of the testicles, this looks amazingly lifelike. It has a prominent head, a thick, veined shaft, and uneven testicles. The attention to detail is impressive with the overall look of the piece. The only thing about it that isn't totally realistic looking, is the fact that it's one solid color. This will only bother those that are looking for the most realistic looking toys. Johnny might not have colored veins, but the feel can't be beat when it comes to actually using it.
The base on this toy is totally flat. It doesn't have a suction cup, and it doesn't have a bullet hole either. The flat base works really well in a harness prevents the toy from moving around during use.
This dildo is far from small, but because there's so much give to the surface, you don't have to be a size queen to use it. Unlike firm toys, this one actually feels smaller than it looks, while still remaining filling. This would probably be on the small side for a size queen, and wouldn't be suitable for beginners (especially those who aren't used to penetration), but the average user should be able to benefit from the size.
The full length is 7 1/2", 6 1/2" is insertable. The circumference of the shaft is 5 1/2", but is slightly larger around the head, coming it at 5 3/4". The flat bottom of the toy is 4 1/2" at the longest point, is 2 7/8" wide, and the testicles stand 1" to 1 1/4" tall.
Nothing about this toy is discreet or suitable for travel. It's very large and if anyone catches a glimpse of it, they will instantly know that it's a dildo. It would fit inside of a suitcase, but might cause a good amount of embarrassment if your bags are looked through.
There's no sagging or slippage while in a harness, the flat base keeps it close to your body and comfortable during use. The testicles might be a little large for certain harness types; I tried mine out in the Sedeux divine diva plus size harness and it worked without an issue.
The realistic feeling this toy provides is truly impressive! I've never felt anything that so closely resembled an actual penis, and I think if you were blindfolded and didn't see the toy, you might not know the difference if you were with a new partner. The shape of the toy works great for rubbing all the right areas, and the size, though a little large, should work for most average toy users.
Silicone toys are only compatible with water-based lubricants, using another type could cause the material to degrade and potentially ruin the surface of your toy. Additionally, you need to make sure you store this away from toys that are made of a similar material. Toys made from this type of material don't often get along well together and could cause damage to both toys that are touching each other; so just keep them apart.
The included package works well for storage, but if you prefer to use something else or if the package becomes damaged, you can store it in a plastic Ziploc bag or some type of plastic container. This isn't a small toy, so you need something that can accommodate the size.
The box is great for long term storage and is fairly sturdy. If something were to happen to the packaging, you would need to put your dildo in a gallon sized Ziploc bag or a larger plastic container. A large toy pouch would work, but you would need one that wouldn't produce lint and would provide enough space that the dildo wouldn't become squished inside of it. The packaging can be recycled with your other items if you plan on or need to use something else.
Because the packaging isn't at all discreet, it wouldn't make the best gift unless you were giving it to someone that isn't easily embarrassed or are doing it in private.
(Johnny on the left, Maverick on the right.)
Maverick is much larger and is less realistic looking in my opinion. Johnny feels more like an actual penis while Maverick was too plush to feel as realistic. Though Johnny is better in my opinion, the size might be a little bit to small for a size queen.
Eden recently had a great sale on dildos, and since Johnny wasn't in stock in the color I wanted, I grabbed Maverick instead. It wasn't my first choice, but I couldn't pass up the great sale. Feeling the material for the first time, I knew that much more I was going to need Johnny as soon as it was back in stock.
I ordered it as soon as I got the alert in my email, super anxious to get it in my hands.
I wasn't wrong for lusting over this toy!
After taking photos and washing Johnny, I pressed it against my kitchen chair to see if it would stick. I was really impressed and surprised that it stayed in place so well. As soon as I inserted the toy, the feeling was incredible. If I was blindfolded, laying in bed, and my husband brought another person into the room to use the dildo on me, I wouldn't think it was a dildo at all. While it doesn't feel 100% like a penis in my hands, in use, I was blown away by how realistic it felt. The give was amazing, the way it bends is incredible; it preformed even better than I could have imagined!
Johnny is worth the hype, trust me!