Swirly deuce jr

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Just too awkward

Overall, although this toy is attractive and inexpensive, it really has a flawed design. I would say to save your money. The swirly deuce (not the junior) seems to be designed slightly better and will allow the user to hold the handle in front.
Published:
Pros:
3 ends, Glass, Textured.
Cons:
Shape, No storage.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This toy would be best suited for someone looking to try out double penetration with a single toy. Although this toy is made of glass, I would doubt that it could cause much of a problem with potential cervix bruising because it simply is not that long. I originally assumed this toy would be best for solo play, but because of the difficulty in using it, I think it may be easier to have a partner use it on you. Unless of course you only want to the the single dildo end, which is great for solo play. Because it is made of glass, this toy would also be well suited for temperature play, and could easily be warmed or cooled with water.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This toy is made of glass, one of my favorite materials. It is shaped like a capital F, the vertical part of the F has little nubs on it, while top part of it has a raised swirl texture. The smaller part is completely smooth, perfect for anal play. It is glass, so it is completely hard. I would consider this a great material for both beginner and advanced users.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is a good size for most users. No part of it is too big, nor is any of it tiny. One unique aspect is that it can be held by the base, which also doubles as a nubby dildo all by itself. In theory, I quite like this toy. however, it is just too difficult to use by yourself. Possibly with a partner or sitting in a very awkward position you might be able to make it work. It would probably also work out alright if you were willing to use the larger portion in the anus, and the smaller portion in the vagina. However, what I liked about this toy was that the anal part was not very large, so that wasn't an option for me.
    • Partner play

Performance

When using this toy on the side not made for DP, it works great. The glass has a great texture, the other part provides something to hold onto, and it is a good size. Unfortunately, when using it on the DP side, it just isn't there. Although the other side now provides something to hold onto, it must be held from the back rather than the front. It seems to be that this toy would be much easier to use if the larger swirled portion were switched with the smaller smooth portion, so that the third part could be held in front. I found it literally impossible to use this toy for DP. I think that if a partner use it on you it might work fabulously, because they wouldn't have the awkward angle problem to worry about.
    • Hard to figure out

Care and Maintenance

This is made out of Pyrex glass, which is extremely safe as materials go. It is simple to clean with soap and water. It can be used with oil, water, or silicone based lubes.

Packaging

This toy came in a nice cardboard gift box with pink tissue paper. It would work great as a box to give it to someone in, but not so well for storage. I really like to have some sort of bag to keep my glass toys in to keep them from banging around, so I put it in a Crown Royal bag, and it fits great.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

Overall, I was pretty disappointed because of the difficultly in using this toy. I will still keep it and consider it to be a decent toy because of the single dildo end and the possibility for partner play.
Follow-up commentary
While I still love how this toy looks, it is just too awkward and not shaped right for my body (or possibly anyone's for that matter). If you live in the right kind of household, it would make a lovely paperweight, but for me there is just no use beyond that. I am a huge fan of glass toys, but this one is just awkward and nearly impossible to use.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • eroticmutt
    eroticmutt  
    Very helpful review, thank you. And I appreciate you mentioning the better-functioning swirly deuce
  • Mistress Jezebel
    Mistress Jezebel  
    Thanks for the great review
  • LinToxic
    LinToxic  
    nice review. This thing terrifies me
  • Brandonn
    Brandonn  
    Thanks for the review
  • Caus
    Caus  
    Great review.
  • AnotherPrettyFace
    AnotherPrettyFace  
    I hope my partner doesn't get carried away with this toy, but I can't wait to try it out.
  • J5ive
    J5ive  
    good review
  • damnbul12
    damnbul12  
    Thank you for the review.
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