The Emperor - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by masterex

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If you want something to ride all night and day then this is the toy for you. You can stick it pretty much anywhere and it works. The smell is the only downside to this toy.
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Pros:
Suction cup , Looks realistic, perfect texture, Compatible with silicone lubes
Cons:
The smell is just so strong and it never goes away no matter what, Not For Beginners
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

This Dildo is incredibly useful. You can use it for couples play, for masturbation, for pretty much anything that would require penetration (anal, vaginal, deep throating, etc.)

The Suction Cup is this toys best feature. You can stick it basically anywhere(the tub, the wall in the bedroom, a Pilates ball) and it stays put for all your riding pleasure. It is big so be sure to warm up with something else first.

This toy is best suited for intermediate to advanced players who want something big and girthy to add to their repertoire.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Solo
    • Vaginal/anal penetration
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
    • Boardroom
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Realistic
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This dildo smells. While not terrible, this odor seeps into everything surrounding the toy. If strong smells kill the mood for you than this is not the right toy.

The rubber of this dildo is quite firm but it does give where it needs to.

One thing to say about this toy is that it is incredibly accurate even down to the bumps and ridges on the balls on the base of the toy.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design of this toy is exactly what I wanted when I ordered it. It heavy enough to feel even after using slightly larger toys. It looks exactly like the real thing and it performs as such. It is definitely not discreet as it looks exactly like what it is: a giant rubber dick. The suction cup worked great for me as I gave this particular toy a real rough riding. It definitely requires lube though!

The Emperor has about 8 inches of insertable length and it has a width of about 1.7 inches at the head slimming down to 1.5 inches at the base
    • For advanced players only
    • Not for the faint of heart
    • Realistic

Performance

The best part of this toy is the size; while not for beginners, this toy hits the spot every time. Whether I want to manipulate it with my hands or stick it on a hard surface and ride it till kingdom come (pun intended), I cannot stress enough how good this dildo feels once its inside.
    • Easy to use
    • Stays put

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of rubber, which is not the safest material but it is compatible with silicon lubes, which I find to be a real plus. I usually give it a good washing with soap and water before and after use. Occasionally I will slip a condom over the top to make it extra sanitary and to cut down on clean up.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • Tessa Taboo
    I loathe that rubber smell. I recently got one similar to this, and the smell just FILLED the room when I took it out of the package. What are the measurements of this toy? Can you maybe add a pic that shows how far you can bend it?
  • Midway through
    What's the sizing on the dildo? How would you suggest storing it and does it collect lint? Has it shown any signs of wear?
  • noelleish
    nice review!
  • spiced
    It's funny--some rubber toys don't have that much smell and others reek to high heaven. With so many other options, I just don't want to mess with stinky toys anymore.
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