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I enjoy this toy, but I would really like a more revamped version. If the smell and material were changed, I would easily give this toy five stars. Sometimes noise is necessary if you want size and power, and this boy sure does provide both of those!
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Pros:
Strong, Large, Satisfying
Cons:
Loud, Stinky, Bad Material
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

This vibrator is best used for vaginal and clitoral stimulation. It is great for inserting, especially if you are a size queen. The vibrations are nice and strong if you want them to be and can be decently soft as well, depending on how far you turn up the control-wheel. Since the end has no flair at all and actually gets slightly smaller when it gets to the control-wheel, I would not recommend using this toy anally.

The size and limited maneuverability of this toy make it somewhat difficult to use in a 'quick' situation, so I would recommend using the Pretty Pink Dong when you have plenty of time for fun. It also is a difficult texture/material for use without lubricant, so I suggest having your favorite water-based lube on hand as well.

The Dong is not waterproof, so be sure not to take it to the tub with you. Be careful when cleaning as well. This one would definitely get ruined easily if water was involved.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The first thing I thought when I got this toy in the mail was "goodness, that smell!" It was not a good smell. At all. In fact, the Pretty Pink Dong smelled so strong of rubber that I started getting a headache. I thought I would let it air out a bit before using it or really even touching it much, but that did not help much with the pungent scent. I still find that it stinks of rubber, even after having used it and washed it many times. This was my biggest issue with my large new toy.

This dong has the "new supersoft" material, which ranks as low as you can go on the safety scale. I haven't had a problem with the material, but it is something I would keep in mind with this toy. You'll have to clean it well and let it dry completely to avoid bacterial issues. You might even use a condom to be extra safe, but I haven't. I'm a bit too cheap to use a condom when there isn't a potential pregnancy problem.

The material itself has a very flesh-like feel to it and it is veined as well, making it look very realistic. The bright pink hue takes away from this effect though, and is actually rather confusing. I found myself really disliking the color combined with the realism of the design. It is like a highlighted dick and it isn't a good look. Also, the realism hasn't really added anything to the experience for me. The veined texture made no difference to the sensations I felt, so I found that I'd rather have had a less realistic dong in order to creep myself out less. It's totally a personal preference there, though.
    • Porous
    • Realistic
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This one is pretty simple: a straight, realistic dong that provides both size and vibration enough to stimulate even the biggest size/power queen. The Pretty Pink Dong is ten inches long, nine of which are insertable if you can fit that much in you! The nearly six inch circumference and almost two inch diameter will not leave you wishing for more, and the heavy vibration will keep you rocking from orgasm after amazing orgasm.

If you are not accustomed to large insertables (toys or penis), back away slowly. This toy is definitely not for you! If you don't like size, don't get it; but if you want to try it out, I totally encourage it.

As far as discreetness, ease of hiding, and traveling this toy fails pretty spectacularly. The vibrations are so loud and the rubber scent is so strong that the Pretty Pink Dong is Pretty Pink and Obvious. It is ten inches long, so it is kind of harder to store or 'hide'. As far as travel is concerned I just moved and my Pretty Pink Dong was vibrating half the time we were in the car. It turned itself on, which was a major problem for me, especially because it uses C-batteries, which aren't exactly cheap. If it is going to drain my batteries, I want it to be while I'm using it rather than while it's shoved in my overnight bag.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Pretty Pink Dong has an easy wheel-style control that can be adjusted without problem during use. My issue with this control is that it is almost too easy to use. The toy can turn itself on or off very easily, and during play it is difficult to keep the dong vibrating at a consistent level.

The vibration is over the entire toy, which makes it very nice for insertion, but make it less stimulating for clitoral use than it could be. This is something to be expected, though, so I am really okay with it. The vibrations are so strong that it still serves well for clitoral stimulation even without a more concentrated area of vibration.

The noise level, as I've mentioned, is very intense, so keep that in mind when considering this toy. If you don't have to worry about discreetness, this issue shouldn't stop you from buying this Pretty Pink Dong. Also, be careful- this toy is NOT waterproof!
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This "new supersoft" material requires a lot of maintenance and care. I recommend a water based lubricant, cleaning with soap and water, drying completely, and using a sanitizing toy cleaner as well. This material is very low on the safety scale, so you must be aware and take precautions.

Make sure you pay attention to this toy's condition. You can even use a condom to keep yourself even safer while using your Pretty Pink Dong. Don't let water get into your toy, because it is not waterproof and it will be ruined.

Basically, be careful and cautious with this one. It is a great toy, but it is definitely high maintenance.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The packaging was very minimal and pretty useless. The only thing it really did was keep the terrible smell condensed so that it slapped you in the face when you opened the dong. The box that my Pretty Pink Dong was shipped in was not of sufficient size for the plastic packaging, so that packaging was bent and made me nervous about whether my toy was okay.

It turned out fine, and the packaging wasn't really necessary for anything, so I just threw that away and got down to business.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
I've had this baby for a long while now, and it's still a reliable stand-by! The size is still daunting to some, I'm sure, but I love it. Of course, it isn't for every time, but when I'm in the mood... oooh, baby! Pair this with a bullet on the clitoris and you'll be clenching around the pretty pink boy while biting back screams of bliss.

Okay, so maybe I'm a little too in love, but you get it. The smell has greatly faded, though there is still a slight rubber scent about the toy- I've gotten used to it though. The Pretty Pink Dong is also still a very loud toy, and it tends to really guzzle the batteries too.

I've noticed that the heavy vibration can make your hand numb, but it doesn't really bother me. I actually use it more without the vibe on, or with it rather low, while using a bullet for clitoral stimulation. One could easily use this bad boy alone, though, and love it!
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Comments
  • Dangerous Lilly
    Dangerous Lilly  
    Good job on hitting up all the necessary points!
    I'd reconsider the 4-star rating if I were you, given that the bad points are fairly bad. There are many, many many other vibrators that will be thick and powerful without sounding like a chainsaw or stinking like a chemical factory.

  • TheSinDoll
    TheSinDoll  
    Lilly's right, this thing is so low on the safety scale that I wouldn't bother with it. I laughed my ass off at the fact that it turned on in your car, and that you called it a 'highlighted penis'! Nice details on this one!
  • sammyjojo
    sammyjojo  
    Thanks. I guess I rated it higher because it is just so much fun that I couldn't see only giving it a three. Despite it's faults, it is a very exciting little (erm... big) thing! Even if it doesn't last that long with the safety issues...
  • meezerosity
    meezerosity  
    Great review!
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the review!
  • BusyMe
    BusyMe  
    Naw.. I have had my Mr Softee non vibro and found it to not have a smell anymore and way better at pleasing me than it being an ugly pink .. xxxxxx I need more like it.. But I could see myself going threw a ton of condoms because of it.
  • lzee
    lzee  
    Appreciate great review!
  • Peres2013
    Peres2013  
    Thank you!
  • Apirka
    Apirka  
    Very nice review, thanks for sharing!
  • Cat E.
    Cat Enderly  
    Thanks!
  • sXeVegan90
    sXeVegan90  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Redweird
    Redweird  
    Great review, thanks
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    ruger7mm420  
    thanks
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    dsumrow1  
    ty
  • EmuLove
    EmuLove  
    Goo to know thank you
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Thanks for the review
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    Thanks!
  • Dirtydiggins
    Dirtydiggins  
    Yeah.
  • PassionCpl
    PassionCpl  
    Very informative review, thanks
  • charmedtomeetyou
    charmedtomeetyou  
    Thanks for the review!
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