Mister Squiggly by Phallix

I was first attracted to Mr. Squiggly by its bright, bold swirls of color and unusual, extreme shape. I am also a huge fan of glass toys, and this one seemed exceptionally well-designed for both g-spot and clitoral stimulation. I was not disappointed!

Mr. Squiggly is a toy of extremes--extreme color, extreme shape, extreme raised nubs and extreme differences in girth. The narrow end, meant to be inserted, features a small and tapered, but nicely pronounced, head on a narrow neck that curves nicely to reach your g-spot. The toy widens gradually as it approaches the first bend in the neck, then becomes significantly wider after the bend. Just as the first bend begins, the raised nubs appear on the toy--three placed lengthwise along the shaft, then three across the shaft nearest the handle. The nubs feel wonderful as you slide the smooth glass in and out, and because of the extreme bend in the toy, they are also placed perfectly for clitoral stimulation. I have very few non-vibrating toys that provide the level of clitoral stimulation I receive from Mr. Squiggly!

The shaft is approximately 7” long, though it seems much shorter because of its extreme bend, and ranges in width from around ¾” at its narrowest point to about 1 ½” at its widest point. The widest point is located near the handle, which is a large globe that has a bubble in it in the picture (though the bubble is missing from mine, it does not detract from the attractiveness of the toy). The bubble provides a nice handhold during play, allowing you a decent grip on the smooth glass. The handle end can also be inserted, though I found it slightly too large for my comfort. Still, for those who like their dildos a little larger and like the “pop” of a smooth, round glass ball sliding in and out, the handle end provides a highly different sensation from the smaller end.

My Mr. Squiggly came packaged with a lace-trimmed lavender satin carrying pouch. The pouch is attractive but, unfortunately, not padded.

Mr. Squiggly is, of course, glass, so it can be used with any lubricant and it can be sterilized. It can also be warmed or cooled by running it under hot or cold tap water (please do not put it in the freezer, though!). It is delightfully smooth to the touch, and the bold blue, green and white swirls are nicely capped off by the clear heads. All in all, Mr. Squiggly is an excellent glass stimulator for both the g-spot and clitoral regions.