Maybe if i had a little blue pill.

What are you looking for? Dildo or fun play thing? There's a reason it's called Mr.Limpy. If you want a fun toy you can sling at friends then get it, get 3 or 4 and have a Limpy Fight. Cost is nothing compared to the laughs and fun you'll get from it. You want something to get you off? Keep moving, this is not made to be used for penetration of any kind. I mean you wouldn't use marshmallows to penetrate would you?
Published:
Pros:
Oh my gosh it feels so yummy in your hands. Nice and squishy.
Cons:
Uh... his balls aren't as round as they should be. lol
Rating by reviewer:
5
worth reading, but not useful review

Use

THIS IS NOT A DILDO! THIS IS NOT A SEX TOY! Its just for fun! It's a silly little toy you can whip out at a party and sling at someone. For any one who has visited the Fleshjack site you have seen the Limpy sling fights(rubber-band fight except with Limpys). If you want to use it for something sexual, suck it for someone, guys love it when I casually pop it out, have a laugh and just casually start to tease the Mr.Limpy head. Not only is it just silly fun but it's also a major turn on, to be honest you will start with Mr.Limpy and finish with your buddy's not so limpy one he he he.

Material / Texture

Exactly the same as the Fleshlight sleeves, nice and clean and all powdered up, its silky smooth and feels like rubbing our own softie. As per the suggested content I will say that the material smells uniquely yummy, the closest way to describe it is to compare it to a fleshly showered real one. Yummy no? Touch, oh my there is no way to compare it, it's so much fun. It's like a long large marshmallow that turns you on, again, it feels just like a freshly showered real one, smooth and silky from the shower. Now taste is something I almost do not want to admit but I have tasted it. It is important to know that if you plan on servicing your Mr., you have to dust off any cornstarch you use to powder it. If you leave too much, you will make smegma in your mouth and have to rub your tongue on a towel. Unfortunately, it does not taste like a real one! It's fun to play with especially with some one egging you on, but you will not have a yummy creamy filling surprise. lol

Design / Shape / Size

OK, again this is not a sex toy! Its just a fun playful novelty. It doesn't do much, it's not suppose too. lol In my opinion, it's very realistically molded, in complete proportion to an actual penis. I do wish the balls where bigger and rounder but that might just be me as a ball boys' perspective.

Performance

In repetition, this is not a sex toy, it's just a playful, soft little thing to get a chuckle out of, so it doesn't really perform at all or anything. lol

Care and Maintenance

Rinse it off with warm water, dry it, powder it with your cornstarch like you would your regular FleshJack Sleeve and move on. lol

As for storage; it can be a little more difficult because they don't make a case for it but I use my Durex Condom Tin, it fits perfectly and lets you keep it near you without it getting dirty or showing off what it is.

Packaging

Just like your FleshJack Masturbation Sleeve is sent to you this one is too, regular heavy duty factory sealed plastic bag. You can try to keep the bag as a place to store it but to be honest you can only do it for so long. You should try to find a proper storage box for it, or if you have an unused FleshJack Case you can use that, just pop it in turn the lid and your good.
Follow-up commentary
Almost a year of use and 100's of slings across the room and pool and still doing the job. My friends have had theirs overstretched as a price to pay for maximun distance but you just gotta be smart about it. If you see the "skin" getting really tight and pink then you should be prepared for it to snap.

As far as uses, its all about perspective, sure it can be used as a "packer" but considering the users who do in fact use it as such complain about smells and limpyness but me and my friends who use it to toss across the room with no complaints like on the manufactures website "oh captain, I've run out of limpys" couldnt be happier. I think theres a weight on whats a better use for it, but of course, use it for whatever you'd like.Its not illegal to use a dildo as a papertowel roll holder so why keep closed about the uses for this.

The manufacturer even recommends it as a paper weight, but of course you wouldnt literally use it as such, but just in case you do just remember to keep it nice and clean and finely powdered so it wont stick to your tax forms and pizza receipt.

I will leave you with words from its creators:
(found on fleajack and fleshlight.com)

Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it or have a cock fight with friends, the uses for Mr. Limpy™ are limitless.
... you can stretch it, swing it, pull it, pack it, or use it as a "gag" gift, if you know what we mean. Great for bachelor and bachelorette parties or simply left out on your coffee table, Mr. Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker. Frequently used by trans gendered men as a packer. Just don't expect to pitch a tent with it (Mr.Limpy is more of a novelty than a sex toy)
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  • icelandia
    icelandia  
    ....wow
  • KimberlyFDR
    KimberlyFDR  
    I second the corn starch recommendation. It's easy to care for.
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