Maybe if i had a little blue pill.
What are you looking for? Dildo or fun play thing? There's a reason it's called Mr.Limpy. If you want a fun toy you can sling at friends then get it, get 3 or 4 and have a Limpy Fight. Cost is nothing compared to the laughs and fun you'll get from it. You want something to get you off? Keep moving, this is not made to be used for penetration of any kind. I mean you wouldn't use marshmallows to penetrate would you?Published: November 9, 2009
Pros:
Oh my gosh it feels so yummy in your hands. Nice and squishy.
Cons:
Uh... his balls aren't as round as they should be. lol
Follow-up commentary
22 days after original review
Almost a year of use and 100's of slings across the room and pool and still doing the job. My friends have had theirs overstretched as a price to pay for maximun distance but you just gotta be smart about it. If you see the "skin" getting really tight and pink then you should be prepared for it to snap.
As far as uses, its all about perspective, sure it can be used as a "packer" but considering the users who do in fact use it as such complain about smells and limpyness but me and my friends who use it to toss across the room with no complaints like on the manufactures website "oh captain, I've run out of limpys" couldnt be happier. I think theres a weight on whats a better use for it, but of course, use it for whatever you'd like.Its not illegal to use a dildo as a papertowel roll holder so why keep closed about the uses for this.
The manufacturer even recommends it as a paper weight, but of course you wouldnt literally use it as such, but just in case you do just remember to keep it nice and clean and finely powdered so it wont stick to your tax forms and pizza receipt.
I will leave you with words from its creators:
(found on fleajack and fleshlight.com)
Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it or have a cock fight with friends, the uses for Mr. Limpy™ are limitless.
... you can stretch it, swing it, pull it, pack it, or use it as a "gag" gift, if you know what we mean. Great for bachelor and bachelorette parties or simply left out on your coffee table, Mr. Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker. Frequently used by trans gendered men as a packer. Just don't expect to pitch a tent with it (Mr.Limpy is more of a novelty than a sex toy)
As far as uses, its all about perspective, sure it can be used as a "packer" but considering the users who do in fact use it as such complain about smells and limpyness but me and my friends who use it to toss across the room with no complaints like on the manufactures website "oh captain, I've run out of limpys" couldnt be happier. I think theres a weight on whats a better use for it, but of course, use it for whatever you'd like.Its not illegal to use a dildo as a papertowel roll holder so why keep closed about the uses for this.
The manufacturer even recommends it as a paper weight, but of course you wouldnt literally use it as such, but just in case you do just remember to keep it nice and clean and finely powdered so it wont stick to your tax forms and pizza receipt.
I will leave you with words from its creators:
(found on fleajack and fleshlight.com)
Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it or have a cock fight with friends, the uses for Mr. Limpy™ are limitless.
... you can stretch it, swing it, pull it, pack it, or use it as a "gag" gift, if you know what we mean. Great for bachelor and bachelorette parties or simply left out on your coffee table, Mr. Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker. Frequently used by trans gendered men as a packer. Just don't expect to pitch a tent with it (Mr.Limpy is more of a novelty than a sex toy)
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Daddy'sPuppy
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Actually, it's a packing device to keep in your pants to present a bulge. Good review though, even though its intended use isn't exactly to, you know, throw at people.
LOL...I am seriously amused...However, I don't find your review to be very useful since the toy's real purpose hasn't been explored at all.
Sir and lexical: If you go to Fleshlight's website, you will see that Mr. Limpy is marketed both ways... both as a packer and as a silly plaything. Actually, Fleshlight seems to put more emphasis on it being a silly plaything, so this review isn't that out of line. My only problem is Daddy'sPuppy's constant contention that this is not a sex toy, since it is often used for packing purposes.
Oh, and Daddy'sPuppy, you probably shouldn't vote on your own reviews. We can see it.
I have to say I was first wishing that there had been some discussion of it being a packing cock, but on the other hand, this is truly a perspective on the product I've not seen before and for those who have no use for it as a packing device it appears to have additional uses!
Thanks for the review and Epiphora is right, voting on your own reviews is a no-no.
Actually in my review of Mr Limpy I mentioned that the website encourages the use of Mr Limpy as a sling shot. Not that my reviews get read....
The manufacturer had suggestions for uses of the different sizes. While the small made a good water balloon launcher, the large was suggested "to stretch the head back as a deadly slingshot launcher". Fleshlight not only has a sense of humor that is somewhat warped, it also makes its products a bit humorous to look at nd play with.
Its all about perspective, sure it can be used as a "packer" but considering the users who do in fact use it as such complain about smells and limpyness but me and my friends who use it to toss across the room with no complaints like on the manufactures website "oh captain, I've run out of limpys". I think theres a weight on whats a better use for it, but of course, use it for whatever you'd like. The manufacturers also recommends it as a paper weight lol
P.S. yeah i know about the voting thing, but my buddy did it,he was all like, "everybody votes for themselves, not like its cheating." which i gotta say, i kinda agree, i mean come on, when you ran for prom queen you didn't vote for yourself? nothing worse than fake humility lol (got that from Carrie). Plus he had already did it and snuggles always win me over he he he
In the future, I'd encourage your buddy not to vote every one of your reviews as extremely useful using your account, as it is against the community rules!
I would like to add that you making a comment in response was the correct thing to do. Generally, follow-ups are on the product over time, not on things that you missed and we gave you pointers on to improve in your reviews.
Also, there are many people who use it as a packer. Of course, I agree that it's a perspective, and I apologize for not recognizing that it is actually marketed that way, but you should not be ignorant to what its uses are. And you should have listed some more of those uses that the manufacturer put in your review, if you did read them. They are very humorous, it would have been great to read some more of them and if you tried them out! Though I don't believe that using it as a paperweight would be good (it would just stick to everything, no?), its other uses seem to have worked well.
Quick point out-if its against the rules why can you do it?
Point point two-to be very honest i dont take this as a serious product, it was sold to me as a novelty and i use that way,true one way to use it is as a "packer" but how would you like me to comment on that? i didn't know my own natural god made packer was removable.
But my point of not taking this product seriously stands with saying to use it as a paper weight, you wouldn't literally use it as such, its a quirk. But yes you can actually use it as such as long as it was clean and you kept it finely powdered. Flesh material is only sticky when not properly cared for. When cared for by manufacturers recommendations you get a "smooth, silky skin-like" feeling from it. But also if it will please you in light of my review i will comment of the other uses for a Mr.Limpy on my follow up, haven't played with the little fellow in a while, he really does deserve more attention.
"If it's against the rules why can you do it?"
That's actually a pretty good question. Seems pointless for it to be an option if it's a "no-no".
"If it's against the rules why can you do it?"
That's actually a pretty good question. Seems pointless for it to be an option if it's a "no-no".
good review
Thankee frisky069, considering how the comments have been going on Mr.Limpy i was wondering if there where any more controversial/mixed reviewed reviews on here lol
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The bigger ones make great slingshots.
This is a packing device.
End of story.
Wow, such heated discussion. Have to admit though, after reading this I couldn't resist pulling one of my extras out of my drawer and trying to launch it at my room mate. I think it may be my new favorite way to get his attention when he's lost in his video games
User your pillow to fight. Be an oldschool fighter )