Monster

Holy cow, this thing is huge. We couldn't get it to work for us - my girlfriend is built smaller than this bad boy. It could replace the hammer in my tool kit.
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Pros
Durable, thick, textured.
Cons
Too big, not strong vacuum seal.
Rating by reviewer:
3
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This fake cock is a sledge hammer. It was sent to me as a free assignment and boy did it make my dick look and feel incredibly inadequate next to it. This toy (I refer to it as a ‘Weapon of Mass Destruction’), is about as thick as smaller baseball bats or the handles on bigger bats.

It's about 8 and 1/2 inches long and the bottom part replicates testicles. The base seals onto smooth surfaces but it doesn't hold too well if mounted horizontally, like a real man would be in the shower. The thing is too damn heavy and falls down with a resounding thud.

It has a fairly strong odor; the Sil-a-Gel material (which my instinct tells me is silicone) is distinct. It’s not overpowering like too much cologne/perfume. It’s got that "yup, that's that toy smell” once you take it out of the packaging.

This dick has realistic veins running along the shaft, perfectly symbolizing an incredibly gifted man. It doesn't have the upward curve of a hard penis. Considering how thick it is, it should properly fill up anyone loose enough to be able to take it, while also hitting the g-spot and the back wall simultaneously.

We didn't use a specifically silicone safe lube. We put a condom over it and that worked just fine for us. We ran into the problem that while my penis is perfect for my girlfriend, this one is too thick to use. Hell, it nearly broke her jaw when she tested to see if she could deep throat it. While this dildo might be perfect for someone, we thought it could be used for police brutality with much more effect. If you're going to use this, you'll need to be stretched, and even then, you'll be sore in the morning.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review.
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    I liked the size, just hate the material
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    Thanks!
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  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    Sil-a-Gel is not the same as silicone, it's Polyvinyl chloride (pvc) & is semi-porous. Thanks for the review, just wanted to let you know the name was misleading you as to the material. On the product page there is a link where it shows the material name, that takes you to a page telling you about it.
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