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Though it collects some wear and tear pretty easily, the Mr. Limpy is cheap, soft, realistic, and gives you that much-desired bulge! What more could you ask for?
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Pros:
soft, realistic
Cons:
easily wears
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Mr. Limpy toys are meant for soft packing. They're not made for insertion (I still tried--nope!) and they don't have any vibrations for stimulation. It's just meant to give you a bulge in your pants and give you some weight there. Even though it's the extra small, it makes a good-sized bulge. And it It feels quite Irealistic under clothing, like a limp cock. It feels nice having something there, and it warms up with your body heat, which I love. They're wearable with packing straps, but I just use a tight pair of undies and it works perfectly.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Mr. Limpy is made with Superskin®, which is extremely soft and pretty realistically skin-like. It is hypoallergenic, latex free, phthalates free, and retains heat. I haven't noticed any smell from it. The toy is textured with veins and ball wrinkles, making it look quite realistic. The material is a tad sticky, but sprinkling it with a little cornstarch makes it feel completely realistic. I find myself stroking it and nuzzling it against my cheek (yeah, it's weird) all the time because it's just SO SOFT.

It came with a nick out of the edge of the head on the top, not a huge one, but a noticeable one (at least for those of us who bring cocks up to their faces to nuzzle them), and a few little scratches on the bottom of the balls. One of my friends made a small scratch on it while grabbing at it, so the material damages pretty easily. It's not a big deal as far as my uses for it though.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

It's quite small. I can fit it in my pocket, which I've done a couple times after whipping it out in front of friends and not wanting to put it back in my underwear. I'd recommend this size for most people, it's small but it'll create a bit of a bulge, and it's a good starting point. It's a pretty realistic look, with veins and everything, though it's all the same color. My friend has criticized it because the shaft is about the same length as the ballsack, but I think it's pretty normal, if not common for real cocks.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic

Performance

It's soft, it's made out of pretty safe material, and it warms up with your body heat. It does all I ever needed it to, which is feeling realistic under clothing. Plus, it just makes you "feel right" if you're FTM or just feel like you should have been born with a cock.

The only downside that I can think of it that it gets scratches easily, but since the visual aspect it's going for is mostly the bulge it'll make, I don't think it's a major issue.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Rinse it with warm water from your sink and allow time to dry before storing. The materials page for Superskin® says not to use soap, but I did before reading that (oops) and it hasn't seemed to have any ill effects, though I won't do it again. If water isn't cutting it, use a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain its soft feel, sprinkle it with corn starch. I like the feel that the corn starch gives the Mr. Limpy, it makes it feel even more realistic. Don't use talcum or baby powder, as talc has been linked to cervical cancer.

I store it in a small sock, since it's a bit sticky and I think it'd get a little annoying to pull it out of a Ziploc.

I don't know how compatible it is with lubes, but seeing as it's limp, you shouldn't need to lube it up anyway.
    • Easy to store
    • High maintenance

Packaging

It came in a small, clear, unmarked plastic bag with no instructions or labels. It was pretty "gunky" due to the toys sticky texture. I did not find it worth keeping.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

I've named him Frankincense Pontipee, Franki for short!
Follow-up commentary
I still love this little guy, but I don't have a chance to wear him often. He's gotten a little discolored since I wore him in my black silk(y) garter panties. He turned a little bit purple, so it still looks pretty realistic, I guess.
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Comments
  • Silverdrop
    Silverdrop  
    Thanks for the review. I love the feel of Mr Limpy. It's just so soft and snuggly! If the material wasn't such a pain to keep clean, I'd want a pillow made of the stuff.
  • scaredlittleboy
    scaredlittleboy  
    Haha, yes, that would be perfect.
  • Thomas90
    Thomas90  
    Nice review!
  • Genderfree
    Genderfree  
    Really, mine has a tear right on the head as well. Funny. It was like that when I got it.
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