Mr Limpy Extra Small - and a trip to the urinal
One of the most convincing and least expensive packers. If you are a FTM, Drag King, or transgender person you will find this a must.Published: September 22, 2009
Pros:
Soft, life-like, comfortable, hypoallergenic. Beautifully detailed.
Cons:
Soap is its kryptonite.
I realize some of you have read my other packer reviews - Mr. Right by Vixen Creations and also Mr. Limpy Small. Most readers find all this gender bending reviewing not applicable to them and grade it "not useful". That's ok, because for some, the information is vital.
For a female-to-male who has not had a surgically constructed phallus - which happens to be most FTMs, as the operation is risky and not perfected. FTMs face a lot of anxiety "passing" and also using urinals in public. Packers become as important to FTMs as having breasts for MTF. FTMs also want a convincing looking product.
Mr. Limpy Xsmall is realistic down to every detail, it has wrinkled testicles, a lovely shaped glans and corona, and when pinched through clothing feels a little less squishy than its bigger brothers.
Mr Limpy is made by Fleshlight, it's phthalates-free and made of food grade polymers that are covered by a patent. I found out in my research that Fleshlight products are mostly an elastomeric gel with styrene ethylene and butylene styrene polymers among other things. Soap can destroy these bonds holding the polymers together, but washing in hot water or isopropyl alcohol will do the cleaning trick, and of course it can only tolerate water based lubes if you lubed it for some reason.
It's soft and squishy and life-like, but not insertable. It fits Aslans Mr. Right harness perfectly, or you can put it in a sock or a velvety pouch, cut a window for its cock, and safety pin it to the inside of your briefs.
Nothing could be more embarrassing than a small pink penis falling out of your pants leg to the floor.
The phallus part is 2 and a half inches long and four inches in circumference. The whole rig is only 3 and a half inches long on the posterior side from top to bottom, the back of the testicles are flat, they also are plump and hang evenly.
You can maintain its softness with a sprinkle of corn starch to keep it nice and fresh.
An interesting fact, Fleshlight was designed by a SWAT team member, Steven Shubin, in 1988 when his wife was going through a high risk pregnancy. (The artificial vagina) If it makes a good artificial vagina, it makes a good artificial penis out of the same material.
For a female-to-male who has not had a surgically constructed phallus - which happens to be most FTMs, as the operation is risky and not perfected. FTMs face a lot of anxiety "passing" and also using urinals in public. Packers become as important to FTMs as having breasts for MTF. FTMs also want a convincing looking product.
Mr. Limpy Xsmall is realistic down to every detail, it has wrinkled testicles, a lovely shaped glans and corona, and when pinched through clothing feels a little less squishy than its bigger brothers.
Mr Limpy is made by Fleshlight, it's phthalates-free and made of food grade polymers that are covered by a patent. I found out in my research that Fleshlight products are mostly an elastomeric gel with styrene ethylene and butylene styrene polymers among other things. Soap can destroy these bonds holding the polymers together, but washing in hot water or isopropyl alcohol will do the cleaning trick, and of course it can only tolerate water based lubes if you lubed it for some reason.
It's soft and squishy and life-like, but not insertable. It fits Aslans Mr. Right harness perfectly, or you can put it in a sock or a velvety pouch, cut a window for its cock, and safety pin it to the inside of your briefs.
Nothing could be more embarrassing than a small pink penis falling out of your pants leg to the floor.
The phallus part is 2 and a half inches long and four inches in circumference. The whole rig is only 3 and a half inches long on the posterior side from top to bottom, the back of the testicles are flat, they also are plump and hang evenly.
You can maintain its softness with a sprinkle of corn starch to keep it nice and fresh.
An interesting fact, Fleshlight was designed by a SWAT team member, Steven Shubin, in 1988 when his wife was going through a high risk pregnancy. (The artificial vagina) If it makes a good artificial vagina, it makes a good artificial penis out of the same material.
Experience
I wear this little guy a whole lot!
I also made a stand to pee device out of him. If you are interested, you will need a children's bulb medicine dropper, a lighter, a knife, and a metal rod or chopstick.
I heated up the tip of the chopstick and ran it through the urethra to the back of the product a few times. I inserted about 5 inches of latex tubing (from a latex exercise tube!) onto a chopstick and fed it through the faux urethra I made. I removed the chopstick. The polymers seemed to seal nicely around the tubing. I heated a knife and sawed off the medicine dropper quite short-to the 4 ml mark (these hold 5mls filled to the top, so you can see, most of it was cut and discarded.
I cut the rubber bulb on an angle, so it looked like a flexible scoop. Then I pushed the tubing into the plastic part of the medicine dropper . You can make the tubing as long or short as you need to fit your body. I've also seen latex tubing in the fishing department.
Besides the Mr Limpy, all you need to make a cheap stand to pee device can be purchased at an ultra conservative store like Walmart for a couple bucks, total. Tuck the little tail you made to pee through somewhere in your briefs.
Practice first in the shower.
Feel free to contact me with questions.
I had been shopping for an STP, but most of the companies take months to deliver and are over priced.
I also made a stand to pee device out of him. If you are interested, you will need a children's bulb medicine dropper, a lighter, a knife, and a metal rod or chopstick.
I heated up the tip of the chopstick and ran it through the urethra to the back of the product a few times. I inserted about 5 inches of latex tubing (from a latex exercise tube!) onto a chopstick and fed it through the faux urethra I made. I removed the chopstick. The polymers seemed to seal nicely around the tubing. I heated a knife and sawed off the medicine dropper quite short-to the 4 ml mark (these hold 5mls filled to the top, so you can see, most of it was cut and discarded.
I cut the rubber bulb on an angle, so it looked like a flexible scoop. Then I pushed the tubing into the plastic part of the medicine dropper . You can make the tubing as long or short as you need to fit your body. I've also seen latex tubing in the fishing department.
Besides the Mr Limpy, all you need to make a cheap stand to pee device can be purchased at an ultra conservative store like Walmart for a couple bucks, total. Tuck the little tail you made to pee through somewhere in your briefs.
Practice first in the shower.
Feel free to contact me with questions.
I had been shopping for an STP, but most of the companies take months to deliver and are over priced.
Follow-up commentary
7 days after original review
I have made a little pin in sock with a window type pouch out of sateen for pinning in briefs. Look realistic and not "hey look at me" in jeans.
It's also working very well for me as a stand to pee home made device.
It's also working very well for me as a stand to pee home made device.
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Great review! I know what you mean about people voting "not useful" when the product would serve then no purpose. I have a few of those myself
Anyways, this IS a great review! I love the details on how to make your own devise too. Q: Can you replace the tube easily? If not is it easily cleaned after use?
I'm not trans-gendering, but would love to try something like this.....I'm afraid I might look a little to fem to pull it off though
The tube is replace-able. You can thread it through the urethra you make by putting tubing through with a chopstick. You can replace it this way too. I'm using red latex, exercise tubing, I found the exact same diameter tbing in Walmart's fishing dept in a goldenrod color and black. Its about 4 bucks in Hawaii for a number of feet, and probabley a dollar cheaper on the mailand US. As far as attatching a sawed off medicine spoon, I dound that women with large inner lips can cause atiny bit of leakage, so a soft baby bottle nipple eith the tip cut off can be pushed into the tube with a pencil. Its more flexible, less chance of leakage and fits perfectly.
I have ruined a few packers trying other non soap alernatives besides alcohol.. Shampoo was a little less harmful.
STP packers sell for 50 to 75 or more bucks, I'd like to teach FTM how to make them for less than a third of that.
I would love to see a video tutorial if you ever made one. Lemme know.
No camera.. I live a very low tech life. No need for cell phones or ipods or x boxes.
i've made one from Mr Right, and I wouldn't recommend it because making an inner shaft to insert tubing through silicone is a real project.
Fantastic review! I may have no use for a STP packer, but it was fascinating to read how you'd made one from this packer.
Medicine spoon too small for a fast flow, using a size six opening silicone baby nipple. Success!
Your tutorial is AMAZING. I wonder if you would ever consider taking pictures of the materials and doing a step-by-step? Not using your Mr. Limpy obviously if that seems rather too personal, but maybe even making some drawings to show how it's done? I know some people that would be very interested!
I never owned a camera. I suppose I can get a disposable or something. My scanner got crushed when I moved toOahu from Maui, and I never found a computer store to replace it. I bought a suppoesed one from Walmart. but you can not shrink scans from copy machine size! So I can only describe materials and technique. I am still working on perfecting a no leak stand to pee. I have digarded the medicine spoon end tip (most commercial ones use this, it was wrong for my anatomy, and I have also ditched the scooped out medicine squeeze bulb in favor of of number 6 size (cereal feeder) baby nipple that I was able to attatch to the tubing through a small band of plastic sawed off from a medicine spoon connecting the tubing end to the nipple. The nipple is more flexible, and circular, and has a wider pool to pee in, and is a little recessed so shi shi does not run down the leg. I secured all connections with plumbers tape and laquered that over with clear nail polish.
The Mr. Right was so much harder. Its really hard to get tubing through silicone since its not easy to melt tunnels through, or drill. That's a whole different story.
Very interesting and informative review. Thank you for sharing
you're reviews and insights are great!
I never would've thought someone would make the alterations to a packer to be able to go out of.
You rawk
wow, I bet we could modify it similarly to create a strappable toy that could ejaculate!
thank you so much for writing this
wow, I bet we could modify it similarly to create a strappable toy that could ejaculate!
thank you so much for writing this
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the people who make Mr Limpy however, think of it more like a slingshot device
I'm not a FTM, but I've always wanted to pee standing up. Congrats
Excellent review! I was impressed by your attention to detail. Good work.
This is by far one of the best reviews I've ever read, so sad to hear people giving you low votes as the review & information isn't directly relevant to them.
I can't imagine I'd ever want a product like this, but it's amazing information and a top rate review. I'm off to search for more of your reviews as I've learnt so much from this one.
This review is great! I'm not transgender at all, female here, but I'm very curious about the lifestyles which many of my close friends live.
And--Wow, do you have to feed the tube into your urethra every day, or what? Ouch...I would think that'd be incredibly uncomfortable O_O