Mr. Limpy extra small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by byohazrd13

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Mr. Limpy: Not quite so limp

Completely worth it if you're limited in resources, but I'd advise going with the Mr. Limpy small instead of the extra small if you don't want to battle a dick that won't stay in a flaccid position.
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Pros:
Small, easy to use, easy to clean, easy to hide.
Cons:
Hard to get it to lay flat, heat/sweat issue against skin.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

After a year and a half, I've found the best way to wear this packer is with a pair of standard men's briefs. Boxer-briefs that are fairly tight work pretty well, too; anything that presses it directly to you. This is an issue in summer though, because it can get hot, sweaty and nasty when flush against your skin. Looser ones will leave it either falling out down the leg of your pants, or shifting awkwardly. I bought it bundled with the Mr. Right packing strap, as was the promo at the time, and I encountered a lot of awkwardness with that strap. The Extra Small already has a tendency to stand erect, and with the thick elastic that sits under the shaft, it's even more difficult to get it to lay flaccid in your pants. It's easier with tighter jeans, though it still looks like you're happy to see everyone, but with dress pants, you're out of luck because it will pitch a tent. Despite the label of "not useable for penetration," after some playing around with it, the Extra Small is a little stretchy, but the one I have is stiff enough to sort of work.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Transgender
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • External

Material / Texture

Despite warnings from other FtM's that the material will start cracking or tearing after about 3 months or so, I've found it's actually lasted about a year and a half. I'm just now seeing wide cracks that are getting deeper than 2 millimeters. It's a very sticky texture when it's clean; it actually sticks to the skin on my fingers slightly if I've just washed it, but a light dusting of baby powder before wear works fantastically. I used to use the baking soda dusting which was the FtM recommended best, but during the summer in the moderate South, when it's hot and sticky, wearing it against your skin can be a major irritation issue. Using the baking soda if your skin is irritated is HUGELY PAINFUL. Baby powder calms any heat irritation and helps keep things dry while you're wearing it. It also has a much smoother, silkier, skin-like feeling as compared to the baking soda when applied to this packer.

The material of this packer is fairly easy to clean; just wash it when you shower or bathe. I either take it in the shower with me and wash it with my body wash, or I wash it in the sink with soap and water after I get out of the shower, then dust it with powder to make it smooth-textured instead of sticky. It can retain body odor sometimes if you don't wash it well enough, but you just have to take your time and wash it thoroughly, and you can get rid of any odor.

The material itself had a very light silicone/rubbery odor when I first got it, but it's definitely faded over time.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Overall, the design of this packer is pretty good. It's not the most realistic looking packer, but for the price, it's good enough to aid in relief of my Gender Identity Disorder-related body dysphoria. It's a cheap, good packer for a Transguy with limited funds. More artistic guys could even make it look more realistic color-wise if they wanted. The size is good if you're a small guy like me. It doesn't make a huge bulge in your pants, but the fact that this one naturally stands erect poses the issue of getting it to lay flat and not continually look like you have a raging hard-on in your pants. This can be dealt with mostly by wearing it with tight briefs or boxer-briefs, using a mirror, triple-checking to make sure it's laying properly, and avoiding the Mr. Right packing strap. I've yet to be able to find a good packing strap to wear this with boxers yet, but that's been due to limited means, and I'm sure there's some good ones out there that don't make it as hard to keep down as the Mr. Right strap.

As far as travel goes, just day-to-day activity is pretty routine. No one really notices I'm packing, because the size is pretty realistic so that it doesn't look like I'm wearing a codpiece, or I'm a certain Goblin King. It's discreet enough for smaller airports that don't use the full-body x-ray scanners, just the metal detectors, that no one's going to notice and cause a fuss about something in your pants, and how you don't gender-match your ID.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Realistic

Performance

The best things about this toy have been its price and durability. It works really well for gender dysphoria as well. There's nothing better than being able to feel something in your pants when you know it should be there. The only complaints I have are that it gets hot and sweaty against your skin in summer, but you can fix that with any sort of barrier between it and your skin. I'm very satisfied with this simple packer. I'd probably buy the next size up next time, simply so I don't have to worry about it springing erect in a harness when I wear a pair of boxers.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This packer is very easy to care for. I just wash it every time I take a shower with either my body wash or soap and water, then dust it with baby powder. Some people suggest baking soda, but that can be a skin irritant, and the baby powder is designed to soothe skin. When I'm not wearing it, I just wrap it up in cloth and put it in my underwear drawer. It's not really great for play, although it is possible to use. I'd recommend just getting a different toy if you want penetration. Since it does stand erect, you can slip the shaft through the opening in a pair of briefs or boxer-briefs and grind, but that's about it. If you really want to use this one though, I'd probably avoid lube just because of how porous the material is. I'd say use a condom, then lube.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

It's been a while since I got it, but I seem to recall it came in a small brown parcel packaged along with the Mr. Right packing strap. I can't recall if it had its own separate brown box inside, then wrapped in a plastic bag, or just the plastic bag, but there were very few directions if any because it's fairly self-explanatory. just put it in your pants, wash, and dust with powder to make it velvety smooth.
    • Discreet looking packaging
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  • bog
    bog  
    Great review! I've been eyeing these for a long time! Thank you!
  • SelectZen
    SelectZen  
    Thanks for the review, very helpful!
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