Futurotic ballsy - realistic vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by haley730

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Futurotic ballsy

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Mr. Squishy

If you're into realistic looking vibrators then this is perfect. The fact that it's cheaply made, porous material and has a rubber smell is a complete turn off. Save your money for something that won't fall apart and has a better material safety. I really do like the soft and squishy feeling to this, it feels so much like the real thing. However, I do know there are better and safer vibrating dildos out there.
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Pros:
~Skin-like~
~Powerful~
~Squishy~
Cons:
~Cheaply made~
~Extremely porous~
~Rubber smell~
~High maintenance~
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The hand-painted Futurotic ballsy is a wonderful realistic vibrator. Its best used vaginally or you can rub it over the clitoris for extra pleasure. I do not suggest to use this toy for anal play, since there is no flared base at the end. The Futurotic is great to use alone or with a partner. The Futurotic is also waterproof, great to take along in the bath/shower. It does stimulate the clitoris and nipple area very well, and it also holds body heat while using it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The material that the Futurotic ballsy is made out of is called Futurotic. Futurotic feels exactly like real skin and is very squishy, and is also extremely porous. The Futurotic material is difficult to clean making it easy for germs and dirt to hide in it, its best to use a condom with it. The material is a two on the material safety rating.
Other materials that are similar to Futurotic are:
Cyberskin
New Supersoft
Ultra Realistic 3.0 (UR3)
Realskin
SoftTouch
Futurotic Plus

There was a slight smell when I first opened the package. It's not much of a chemical smell but more like a rubber smell. I noticed that when the Futurotic ballsy did not have the rubber smell was when there was no powder on it. The powder that you have to apply on it has that rubber smell. It taste just like how it smells. When there is no powder on the Futurotic, it can become incredibly sticky. The Futurotic ballsy has veins on it, I did not notice the veins that much while using it, which was a disappointment to me. The texture is more for beginners.
    • Light odor
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

I really do like the design of it and how realistic it is. I wish it did come in other colors, but all they had was beige. I don't understand the shape, it has three balls at the end. I'm guessing its there for holding onto while thrusting. The total length of the toy is 6" long, 5" insertable and 4 3/4" circumference. I usually like my toys longer and thicker but this one was thick and long enough for me to enjoy. I think the thickness is great for both advanced and beginners. Since it's not all that big, you can easily hide this in a drawer or night stand. It's not at all discreet. If someone was to see this they would know what it is.

Size comparison with a pen:
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Futurotic ballsy has a dial-base at the end where you insert two Aaa batteries(not included). I love how its multispeed, there is low, medium, and high. To turn on, twist until you reach which settings you like. If you do plan on taking this in the shower with you, make sure not to twist too hard or else it will open.


Its pretty powerful and not that noisy. It can be heard through covers but I don't think it can be heard through closed doors, especially if the tv or music is on. On the highest setting it numbs my hand a little, and it's a little bit buzzy. The Futurotic ballsy cannot bend at all, the tip bends but the shaft is stiff. There is a plastic case inside where you put the batteries in so it won't be too loud, it's not meant to be removed.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The Futurotic ballsy is very high maintenance. You have to wash it with warm water and antibacterial soap then dry, after that you have to sprinkle some of the Futurotic powder all over it. Keep in a separate storage pouch away from other toys. Keep the toy in a dry cool area, never expose it to sunlight. The heat can melt and/or damage the Futurotic ballsy. The Futurotic ballsy can puncture easily because of the super soft material. If you happen to run out of the Futurotic powder, cornstarch works as well.
Use water-base lubricant only, other lubricants can damage the toy.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The packaging is pretty simple, a plastic clam shell package. It has some information on the back, and it also has battery instructions. The package is not discreet at all, you can easily see what it is. The package is perfect for storing your toy.

The package:


What's inside:


I wouldn't recommend giving this as a gift unless they know what it is.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Experience

When I first opened the Futurotic ballsy, I was surprised to find that the Futurotic skin was stuck to the package. I had to carefully remove it. I don't know how or why it got stuck to the package, I think maybe the sun may have melted it a little bit. After washing and drying it I examined the shaft and balls, I could still see where it was melted onto the plastic. Another thing that surprised me was that the plastic vibrator easily came out of the dildo. You can see where it was glued at. For the price of the Futurotic ballsy, it shouldn't be abel to do that.

The vibrator that came out:
Follow-up commentary
After giving it another chance I realize that I'm just not a fan of Mr. Squishy. The porous material and having to constantly put powder on it is such a turn off. I really do like the feeling of it and all but I wish they would make Mr. Squishy with a better material.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Sorry to see such a long list of cons. Great review though!
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    helpful review
  • LostinLife
    LostinLife  
    great review but I don't think I will be getting this one
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • Beneath The Bed
    Beneath The Bed  
    Great review!
  • loveme9
    loveme9  
    Great review thanks
  • haley730
    haley730  
    Thanks for reading!
  • remember.me
    remember.me  
    Great review, thanks!
  • edeneve
    edeneve  
    I have the Slimline and Veined. I only like the Veined of the 2. great review.
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