Thick dong with balls - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by tammyandy69

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Mr. Thick Guy

If we had to rate this guy (on a scale of 1-10), it would be a high 7 or a low 8. It packs a punch for his size, and he'll always be there for you, but it needs something more. It is not the worst toy in our bag, but we have a few better ones.
Low cost, Never needs batteries, Easy clean up.
A little too thick for most ladies likings.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When we started looking at toys on this site, we thought about things that we wanted in a toy. We wanted things like color, shape, style, and powered or not. We decided on this Thick Guy. We ordered it and were expecting it to take weeks to arrive like everything else we buy online. To our astonishment, it arrived in just a few short days. This is a good thing if you're a horny sex freak and want your toys right now. The one thing we were kinda shocked about was how big the box was for it and one other toy. The box could have been half the size and been just fine. We were not complaining though. When we opened the box, our items were wrapped for a nice, safe trip to our doorstep. That pleased us to no end. What really could you do to a rubber toy? This package came with all the bells and whistles. It had a packing slip, our toys wraped all nice, and a Liberator catalog. There were no crumpled corners and no rips in the sides. What more could you ask for?

Mr. Thick Guy comes in your standard clam shell package which I don't think would be good for a gift box to give to your partner, but it would maybe be better for a gag gift. It is very easy to open unlike most packages. It was so easy to open, in fact, we thought it had been opened. After looking at the other toy we bought, we found it to be the same. It must be just the way Doc Johnson packages their products.

After opening up Mr. Thick Guy, we noticed this odor. It was a thick rubber smell (He is made out of rubber). Mr. Thick Guy smelled bad. I mean, he smelled really bad. He needed a bath before play time. We washed him with a mild hand soap two or three times, and the odor was greatly diminished. The misses said he was clean enough for play time.

The Misses was really apprehensive about Mr. Thick. You see, he is about the length of the average guy, but his girth is twice what the average guy is. The misses acted like she was going to deep throat him, but she said there was no way was that going to happen. It was way too big for her to take in her mouth. That made her start to wonder if she could take it into her pussy. She finally decided she wanted to try him out.

She tried him out first on her back with lots of lube. We used silicone-base (Swiss Navy), and it worked fine with it. I think, since he's made out of rubber, all lubes would work with him, but water-based is suggested. She very slowly worked him inside her. It took a lot of working up to since he is twice the normal girth of most guys. He has a nice set of balls to hold on to, and that is what she used to help her guide him to the places she wanted him to go. His head is kinda pointed like a real man's cock. She could ease him inside. If he had been a blunt headed guy, he would work for no woman unless they liked painful penetrations. After she got use to his size, she loved how he felt. At one point, she said it felt almost real. She then asked if I could help her try him out from behind. Again, it took lots of lube and slowly working him into her, and again, once she got used to him, she said he was very life-like. He's a life-like rubber toy that makes (at least my lady) the ladies very happy.

If you are thinking anal, unless you are very use to thick toys being inserted there, we would not suggest you try it.

He also has no suction cup, so hands free is not an option, you could maybe use him in an o-ring type harness. This we did not try.

We also tried putting him in hot water. He warmed up, but he could not hold it long. The same went for cold water. Be careful about either heat or cold. Too much of either, and he'll crack. Mr. Thick is not really a temperature play toy.

Clean up is easy. Use mild hand soap and a clean wash cloth, and you are god to go. After a few washing and handlings, he still has that new smell to him. We store him in the packaging he came in. That way nothing can come in contact with him and damage him.
Follow-up commentary
I have started to like this more since I have been introduced to toys with a bigger circumference. I was not accustomed to having anything over about 2" in circumference inside me, and this is Wow. I hadn't bothered pushing myself with things until I got with my current partner, who has opened my eyes to trying new things.
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