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My Little Limpy!<3

I really enjoy this product, and it's worth it for it's low price, I would recommend this toy to any packer looking for that extra bit.
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Pros:
Small, flexible, cute.
Cons:
Not insertable.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

Well, First off, I bought this toy more as a novelty item then a packing item, so I cannot really review this as a packing item. The best way to use this item (for me) was to play with it, you can squeeze it, stick it in your panties, use it like a stress ball, anything you want it to! (But do watch out, because I poked it with my nail by accident and it left a mark...) This isn't an insertable toy-It's too limpy, so you don't have to worry about anal or anything since it can't go =in even if you wanted it to!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

When I first got this, it was covered in some kind of bad smelling powder, so I took it to the bathroom and washed it off (Mind you, No soap, as this can degrade the toy) After I did that this toy felt much better to my hands, and quite realistic. It feels soft and squishy, and nowhere near the hardness of a real cock. It has a little taste, but it's not bad, and no real smell now that I washed him. It is for anyone looking for a fun, inexpensive toy to play with, or to pack with. I assume if you used Mr.Limpy for a packing Dildo, he would make a great one.
    • Flexible

Design / Shape / Size

I do like the design a lot, He's small, and compact, great for playing with or packing. This toy is meant to be a packing dildo, but, since I don't have a harness and am not really interested in packing (even if I did have a harness) He wouldn't get used like that for me, but I assume he would be a great dildo and make you have a nice decent bulge. He's very realistic looking, so unless he's under your clothes, he's not discreet for travel.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Realistic

Performance

This toy is very limp, so therefor cannot be used for insertion, but he makes a great fun item, and would be a great packing item, I love the fact that he is so flexible, but I wish I could insert him! He doesn't have a suction cup, but he can stick to things for a short amount of time. (Things also stick to him too, sadly)
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Okay, so here is where the toy becomes a bit of a hassle. You cannot wash him with soap and water, or he will degrade. You can rub him down with rubbing alcohol for tough cleaning, though. He tends to get stuff stuck to him (Lint, pet hair, ect, so be warned) I store him in a Ziploc baggie and that works well. He works with water based lubes, but since he's not insertable, you don't need any!
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

He came in a simple plastic bag with his name on it. No more information besides that.
    • Minimal
Follow-up commentary
I still love playing with this little thing. he's held up better then I'd thought he would. Though he takes more maintenance then I'd like, it's still in great condition.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Purpleladybug
    Purpleladybug  
    Thanks for the review!!
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Nice review.
  • Kendrir
    Kendrir  
    Thanks for the review!
  • jessiegurl316
    jessiegurl316  
    thanks for the review
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for the review of this most "interesting" item.
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