The Emperor - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by poetprincess

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My New Best Friend!

It was perfect, the length was just right, and the feel was great. Overall, a fabulous toy for the everyday girl looking to have a good time
Feels real, great for alone playtime or couple time.
None, I loved it from the start.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


When I first saw the Emperor, I thought, "WOW, this is huge." I honestly did not think I would even be able to use it. I actually put it away in my dresser and left it for a couple days. Then one day, I decided to make use of it, when the batteries in my favorite vibe died and I could not find anymore. So, I took this big boy out and decided to see how well he liked the shower. Oh boy, did he! I think I have found my new favorite toy of all time.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Very realistic looking and feels real too.

Material / Texture

It's perfect for those who love to feel like they're being stretched to their limits. There is almost no smell to it. It cleans up easily and can be stored easily too.

Design / Shape / Size

Its shape was perfect for the size I wanted; I am a size-means-everything type of girl. It looks and feels real. I honestly wanted to try to see if I could suck it, like I would my boyfriend, to see if it felt like I was sucking on real cock. I have not tried that though. I thought it would be a little too weird.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


It worked wonders and I have recommended it to a few friends. I am even thinking about buying one, for another friend, who is too scared to purchase it herself!
    • Comfortable

Care and Maintenance

It requires very little to clean it, just some soap and water works wonders. I keep it in a box, in the bottom drawer of my dresser. It works with all types of lubes. If you do use it in the shower, please make sure you get a lube that is meant to be used in the shower.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I still love this toy. If I ever had to get a new one I would have to have the exact same one. It is so great it feels like the first time every time with this toy.
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  • K101
    Glad to see you liked this! What is the size exactly and what were some of the good points? Just asking. You might want to include the size and the extras by using the extended format in your reviews. I'm only suggesting though and mostly because people will get a better idea of what the toy is all about, what's best about it, and whether or not it would be something they might like. By doing this you'd get better ratings on your reviews. I just wanted to give you a tip there. I did enjoy reading it though and was really excited to read what you said about it. Great job! I'll look forward to your latest reviews.
  • SaMiKaY
    Thanks for the review! I think I just found my next purchase! =D
  • faust
    nice review
  • noelleish
    nice review!
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