Jelly royales dong - dildo by Cal Exotics - review by String of Lights

You certainly get your money's worth with this toy.

First impressions: The semi-clear packaging is pretty with pink flowers, a happy font and a clear view of what’s inside. Opening the box, I feared the infamous noxious fumes of factory chemicals that run rampant in many reviews for many toys, so I held my breath. Surprisingly, it had a pleasant unassuming fruity smell. The toy itself was more than what I first thought a nine inch toy should be. This thing could definitely qualify as a blunt weapon. It’s hefty and solid, but highly flexible since it is made without a core. I love jelly toys for that main property; organ stabbing isn't quite my bag. The jelly is seamless, and all the details are there from tip to sack with all the ridges in between. One of the main reasons I bought this toy was for its suction cup, and at first I thought I had been duped; the cup looked pretty flimsy and weak. After getting it into the shower however, I was relieved to find that this thing can be used as an oddly-shaped punching bag! Sticking it onto a non-porous surface cemented it into place; it didn’t go anywhere as it was apparently made karate chop resistant.

Use: Be sure you realize what 9" long & 1-3/4" diameter means! I'd equate it to a good-sized cucumber. For anal use, unless you're a pro, you're going to have to start off with a smaller toy to get warmed up. As someone who enjoys a good stretch, I found this toy extremely filling. The soft yet firm head takes a few tries to get in, but the body shivering pop is worth having the patience. There is a bottleneck in the toy right after the head for a moment's reprieve before you take on the good part. Sliding it in, the toy lets you know what pleasing yourself with $30 feels like compared to anything less; it’s amazing! It’s not entirely squishy but gives just enough so that you can bear down on it without the slightest discomfort. Beyond that it a sturdy, slippery, orgasm-hunting, Python of Love! (Too much?)

When I bought Jelly Royales Dong it immediately became a jewel in my collection. I can't use it every session, however, since it takes a whole warming up process and time to get use to its girth, but when I do I usually need a glass of water to drink near by because it wipes me out completely! (In a good way though.)