Wand review by Nob essence

My first thought when I received the Wand Double Ended Dildo was "I got wood." Yeah, that must have been the masculine side of my personality sticking out its humorous head. But seriously, a wooden sex toy? This was going to be something different.

When I opened the shipping box and pulled out the package the wand was in, my second thought was "this must be some fancy toy coming in a box like this." The box this sexy piece of wood comes in is very solid, sturdy, and totally stylish. You can store it in the little box right on your dresser, and no one would even suspect a naughty piece of wood lies in wait inside. Even if someone opened the box, they might not realize the purpose behind this wooden masterpiece.

The wand looks more like a piece of art than a sex toy. When I pulled it out of its resting place, I gasped at its beauty and total uniqueness. This is so not your average sex toy. Smooth and satiny, I couldn't help caressing it. The wand is all soft rounded curves; the epitome of feminine beauty packaged in a phallic object. What a perfect blend of yin and yang, a melding of masculine and feminine. If I didn't have kids, I would display this piece of art on my shelf and let people wonder what it is.

I was so in awe of the wand I almost didn't want to use it. I felt like I would be defiling a work of art. It almost seemed sacrilegious. Then that naughty little tingle kicked in, and I couldn't wait to feel that wood inside me. The wood is beautiful, possibly made of ash; I think that because of the swirly grain. Whatever wood it is, it felt so good in my hand I couldn't wait to feel it in other areas.

Three knobby parts on one end and a very girthy teardrop shape at the other end. Oh which to insert first? The big end won and wow! It felt huge and so, so good. I couldn't believe how good and smooth it felt inside. You would never imagine that it was made of real wood; no splinters from this guy.

After a little playing with the teardrop end, I had to try out those knobby nubs. I turned the toy around and rubbed those nubs all over my clit. The orgasms came fast. This toy should be called the magic wand because it is truly magic. This piece of art is a sex toy on a whole new level. Forget about vibrating plastic; go for the wood! I am a changed woman. I just might have to invest in some of the other wood shapes.