Cliterrific penis - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by RacieAnnie

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Not at all "Cliterrific"

The cliterrific penis did nothing for me, it did provide stimulation for my g-spot or clit. If anything I liked using it as practice for oral sex. I thought the design was very lacking and not well though out. I really was left with a dislike for this toy.
Cool material, interesting texture
Fell apart, weak, not stimulating
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is large to be a toy for a beginner, it has a wide girth and a long length. Its supposed to stimulate the clit with little nubs at the end and is slightly curved which is designed most likely with the g-spot in mind. It did nothing for me at all. I could not physically get the nubs in contact with my clit while inserted as it supposed to be designed to do. Even when not inserted, with the nubs directly on my clit it was not stimulated. Also I found the that the vibe could not stimulate my g-spot as much as I tried, which could because I have a deeper set g-spot than others.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

When first opening the package I got a strong whiff of a rubber odor. The vibe stunk like rubber and the odor stayed for days and with multiple washings. The odor was very off-putting and I put the vibe away in my closet until the odor dissipated.

The toy was squishy and gives to slight pressure and bounces back. The material is fun to squeeze. The insert able part is smooth with a few veins that are unnoticeable when inserted. The nubs for clit stimulation are similar to air bubbles. I felt they did nothing for stimulation though.

After the odor did dissipate I did practice my oral skills on it and even though its larger size it was kind of neat to suck on with the texture.

The material separated from the battery pack and the battery pack would not stay in, also foam chunks fell out of the vibe.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I did not like the design at all. A more traditional vibe shape would have worked better. There was no way this could have come in contact with your clit while inserted, on most women.

The size is large and not for beginners or non "size queens". The diameter is about the same as a silver dollar. The length is about 8inches. The base is flared to the diameter close to that of a soda can.

The vibes are turned on by a wheel you turn, which was poorly designed. The battery pack also open by turning and often while turning up the vibe the batteries would fall out.

This toy is not at all discreet, its a realistic vibe and looks very similar to a penis. Also due to the size I would not recommend this for travel.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibes are located at the base of the toy which is disappointing for g-spot stimulation. The vibrations feel nice but were never enough to get me off. The vibrations were weak and buzzy.

The controls were a spinning wheel located on the battery pack, while turning the vibrations up often the battery pack would open up and the batteries would fall out, which is a total mood killer.

The toy was not particularly noisy, I could not hear it all under the sheets while it was on high.
    • Discreet sound
    • Not very discreet
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of rubber and is porous. To extend the life of the material, using a condom every time is recommended. Also since it is rubber, it should not be shared and should not be used both anally and vaginally. To clean, use warm water and soap or toy cleaner.

Since this is a large toy, lube is needed, either silicone or water based.
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  • Naughty Student
    So what is it made of?
  • Naughty Student
    Never mind, lol, I just saw at the bottom (not the materials section) that it was made of rubber, sorry!
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  • lzee
    Good review!
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  • sXeVegan90
    Thank you for the review.
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