Mr. Limpy small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by Eden C.

The toy is obviously best for packing. It is way too soft for any hope of penetration, as most good packing dildos are. Although the item is shorter than an average cisman's flaccid penis, it is somehow much more bulky. It may work better if you are tall. However, if you are closer to the average cisfemale height than the average cismale height, the proportions may be "off" and you may want to consider Mr. Limpy Extra Small, at least to start out with.

Did anyone else buy these from grocery store machines when they were kids? That was exactly what Mr. Right felt like.

Yes, Superskin feels like human skin when you touch it lightly. However, it is very sticky. I was able to wrap my fingers around the crown of the penis, stretch the penis out to about 12 inches, and then let go of it so that it snapped back into its original shape.

If you're a guy with a good sense of humor, then maybe this toy is for you. However, if you are in transition and want it to be a serious process 100% of the time, this package is not for you.

In addition, the Superskin material attracts hair and dust. My friend was cleaning the toy constantly but nothing could stop the toy from collecting dog hair and dust, even though he stored it in the package. The material also dries up and begins to crack after a few months.

In retrospect, it needed a dusting of corn starch to keep its stickiness in check. However, that does not solve the problem of the material cracking.

We opted out of buying the Mr. Limpy Extra Small as I wanted to help his sense of masculinity grow. Do not fall into this trap! The toy is 6" long, a little longer than the average cismale's flaccid penis, so we thought it could be discreetly worn during the day and look like an average cisman's package. Wrong!

Mr. Limpy may be limpy, but under your pants, he looks like a big, big boner! Immediately after putting it on, my friend kept changing pants and trying all sorts of adolescent solutions like tucking it into his belt and tucking his shirt over it. However, nothing could hide his apparent erection. We bought it in the hopes that he could wear it every day, but that wasn't really an option as most workplaces frown upon office erections.

It may work if you are tall or have long legs, but my ex-boyfriend was about 5'2" (~158 cm) and it just looked massive.

Another problem is that the prosthesis only appears to come in pink. While that was fine for my pale-skinned friend, if you are not a light-skinned Caucasian, then you will want to look for a prosthesis to call your own elsewhere.

This toy fit well into the Mr. Right Packing Strap and was comfortable. It was just unfortunate that, even when underwear (boxers OR briefs) were worn over the prosthetic, it still appeared erect under clothing.

If you are going on a date or to a club and want to impress someone with your big, boner-rific package, then this is the toy for you. If you wish to pack on an everyday basis, I would recommend something smaller.

I read that the prosthesis does not last very long and begins to crack after a few months, but I think my friend gave up on it long before then.

It is very difficult to keep the toy free of dust and debris without dusting it with cornstarch regularly. Fortunately, since the toy is not intended to be inserted, it isn't a very big deal. Although my friend kept the toy in its package and cleaned it every day, it was not enough without cornstarch.