Not sure bout this one.

If you are looking for a solo toy, keep looking. If you're looking for a earth shattering, OMG!, double penetrating, orgasmic heaven then keep looking. If you're looking for a motionless double penetrating time then it's for you (I know some of the Doms/Masters/Mistresses/Tops out there will love it just for that reason).
Published:
Pros
Made of glass,
has DP abilities,
pretty design
Cons
Not for solo use!!!
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The Swirly deuce jr is a unique toy. This toy can be used by holding the double end and using it as a single dildo for vaginal or anal use or you can flip it around and use it as a double penetrator. There is no perfect occasion for use of this toy. Use it whenever you're in the mood for glass, single glass dildo entry, or DP (double penetration). The only precaution I would use when using this toy is do not thrust it in if you're not used to glass because glass is unforgiving and may bruise you. Also do not use this toy alone if you plan on using it as a double penetrator. Since it is glass and is unforgiving, this also means there is not flexibility, meaning you will need perfect alignment to go double.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Glass
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Double penetration
    • Glass
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Anal and vaginal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The Swirly deuce jr is made of glass. Being made of glass means that it is less dense than ordinary glass, making it much more resistant to shattering and breaking as well, if it were to break it would not shatter or splinter into tiny pieces but instead it would snap or break in large pieces. The single side is bumpy (nubbed) for added texture. On the double part of this toy the anal part is smooth and the vaginal part is swirled (ribbed) for added texture. All of these textures give this toy a unique feel about it. Since it is pyrex glass it is non porous, odor free and does not hold odors or bacteria at all.
    • Bumpy
    • Ribbed
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the Swirly deuce jr isn't bad. It's clear with a blue swirl on it. I suppose that's how it got the name Swirly. The shape makes Swirly a bit hard for solo play unless you plan on only using the single side. Both vaginal sides are insertable about 5 1/4", while the anal probe is about 3" insertable. Both vaginal ends double as handles for insertion. This toy is bulky and heavy, 20 oz, so not recommended for travel is you're expected to do a luggage check and don't want the bag checker to find Swirly. I also don't think this toy should be used solo if wanting DP.
    • Partner play

Performance

This toy is way too awkward if you're looking for solo play. If you can figure out how to get a DP solo with this toy and it not hurt, please share your secret. With a partner and a little time, and a little lube (a little goes a long way on glass), this toy can feel great DPing. Use plenty of lube, have your partner line up perfectly and go slow. The two pieces are wide set and will work, it just takes some time. It retains temperature extremely well, so it's great for temperature play.
    • Hard to figure out

Care and Maintenance

Swirly deuce jr is made of Pyrex Glass so clean with soap/water or sex toy cleaner. I store mine in it's original box, only because it is made of Styrofoam and I feel it's the safest place for this toy because of it being glass and because of it awkwardness. Silicone, water and oil are all compatible lubes but remember when it comes to lube and glass, a little goes a long way.
    • Easy to clean
    • Somewhat difficult to store

Packaging

It came in a plain white box lined with a Styrofoam cutout of the shape of the Swirly deuce jr. It's packaging is very discreet and has no words and for that matter no instructions anywhere.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

If you are looking for your first glass toy, a toy for solo play or aren't experienced in glass toy play this is not the toy you want to start out with.

Experience

At first I just stared at the Swirly deuce jr, as it even looks intimidating. I would hate to see the non jr. toy. Once I took it into the bedroom I began experimenting with this toy. Slow use in the vagina first. Slow is the key if your not used to glass, if you thrust, your liable to end up with bruised insides. The vaginal play went okay but really didn't get the "O" I was looking for. So I tried the DP effect solo. Nope, realized it cannot be done solo. The angle is wrong, the way the probes are spaced was wrong and no matter what angle I tried it couldn't do it or it hurt. So I called in my partner and told him to try to get it in me. I had to be with my ass up in the air, well lubed, very still and patient. After he got it in and began sliding it back and forth I could feel the ribbed part in the vagina and the anal part wasn't that bad either. The downside was I couldn't move or angle myself for more enjoyment because unless I was perfectly still, it hurt. It was a good feeling having both probes in me at once but since I had to focus on remaining motionless, no O was ever achieved. Partner did enjoy watching this toy work from behind though. It was a unique experience but I don't think we will repeat it any time soon with the Swirly deuce jr.
Follow-up commentary
I actually have not used this toy again. It takes too much prep and too much concentration to use which kind of ruins the moment for spontaneous Os
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  • Contributor: Missmarc
    Great review, thank you!
  • Contributor: Rossie
    Thanks for sharing the nice review with us. Your experience validated my notions that the design isn't practical.
  • Contributor: Talena
    Thank you both for reading my review.
  • Contributor: ksparkles16
    Great job! Ya, this glass dildo kind of scares me, lol.
  • Contributor: Talena
    Thanks for reading and for your comments
  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    Great review, this intimidates me too. Thank you for sharing!
  • Contributor: Loriandhubby
    thank you so much for review this. i have been considering it. but i don't think it will work for us.
  • Contributor: Talena
    Sorry to hear Lori and Hubby..I plan on posting another DP review soon.
  • Contributor: CindyH
    fabulous review
  • Contributor: Talena
    Thanks Cindy!
  • Contributor: lomejo61
    thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: Talena
    thanks for taking the time to read it lomejo61
  • Contributor: Deidrenicole
    Awesome review! Sucks you can't use it solo though, because that looks like fun!
  • Contributor: Talena
    I wrote a review on one that could be used solo-ly if you angle right.
  • Contributor: Talena
    I wrote a review on one that could be used solo-ly if you angle right.
  • Contributor: CuriousPixie
    Wasn't sure about this toy. Thank you for the review about it.
  • Contributor: damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
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